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sexyred1 -> RE: How many people are under the Mods thumb? (8/27/2012 10:22:34 AM)
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ORIGINAL: ARIES83
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ORIGINAL: Kaliko
I think new users should be forced to go through a hazing process. They would agree to this process before signing up to use the forums in the terms of service agreement that they checked that they read that they never read.
"Introductions" is where we would release the hounds of hell on them. The regulars could smoke cigars and place bets behind the scenes as to how long each new fish would last. We'd soften them up and make them comfortable with DarkSteven's sensibilities and GreedyTop's tackles and gropes. Then we'd spring Kana and LadyPact on them to get their hearts racing good and fast, and then, the cherry on top...triple play: Poise, Cryptic, and Rule. They won't know who to believe anymore.
Then, and only then, if they survive, will we give them the ability to post on and start other threads. They can recover from their week in introductions, scraped and bruised, with a big ol' vanilla ice cream cone to show for it. And if they ask "Why do I have an ice cream cone?" they have to start all over again.
Oh, come on, that would be fun.
Woe...
But after you break them down, your going
to build them back up again, right?.[sm=axe.gif]
-ARIES
Nope, only the strong survive here on CM!!! [;)]If you don't learn from it, profit from it, laugh from it or deal with it, you cannot stay. We are a snarky bunch but when people stick with it, they belong.
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