Emperor1956
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Hmm... if you perform the ceremony... and as you are both a Lord and master... will you be invoking 'le droit du seigneur'??? Looks like he won't, cause he don't seem to know what it is. The other possibility is you could be ransomed for livestock. How many goats? And who keeps track of them to make sure they aren't used by the wedding guests for immoral purposes. OR, perhaps you could be ransomed for a pair of mating/mated elephants? E. "I went to the pharmacist and asked him if he'd sell me a 'French tickler'. He said 'Son, do you know what that will do to a woman?' I said 'NO SIR, but it'll make a goat jump about yea high!" -- Ron White
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