RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER!

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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 11:59:26 AM)
You and your links that don't work for me! They must be out in force though, I got two wankmails in as many days.

PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 12:29:57 PM)
FR Here's another one that I used - again, it worked, though it shouldn't have done: "You're a woman, aren't you?" Nope, no idea why I said that. It just popped out.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 12:53:07 PM)
It's a wonder you're allowed on the streets, Darling.

PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 2:49:01 PM)
They're the only place I'm allowed.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 3:04:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer They're the only place I'm allowed. I will keep that in mind.[;)]

xLaChienne -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 3:21:57 PM)
Are y'all a couple? As to the OP, Lately I've been getting a lot of mail indicating that we have spoken before when I know we haven't. Once is humorous, from several it's obviously a new (or not so new) ploy to get someone to talk to them.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 3:30:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xLaChienne Are y'all a couple? Only in my mind. Friends, as it were.

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 6:47:22 PM)
Le sigh! Apparently the site was down earlier today, but it seems fine now. He was the very model of a modern smart-ass bottom: [image]local://upfiles/372485/6E667538551247289E7385D4D7A3AC76.jpg[/image] Please check Oglaf.com out; worth your while even for the hovertexts which this can't replicate.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 6:52:21 PM)
Brilliant![:D]

Alecta -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/16/2012 11:41:26 PM)
oooh... that site's the first one on my bookmarks bar lol XD cumsprite XD

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/17/2012 7:52:46 PM)
Anyone else get the profile pic of the guy with the world's second-largest anal wart? No? just me? How fortunate. How 'bout the fapping profile video with sound only? Should I buy a lottery ticket?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/17/2012 8:27:37 PM)
~sympathy~ I just got the human ashtray.

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/17/2012 8:56:10 PM)
Again!? It's like bad chat-roulette out here: brat-roulette? cad-roulette? SAM-roulette? And why does it never come up Clive Owen or Hank Rollins?!? The Service around here is terrible: waiter! I ordered the Patrick Stewart, 1981 vintage?! Hmph.

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/20/2012 10:57:12 AM)
It's always with the boots: http://www.happyplace.com/17965/naughty-submissive-wants-to-wait-on-line-for-the-iphone-5-for-you

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/20/2012 11:16:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu Anyone else get the profile pic of the guy with the world's second-largest anal wart? Who had the first-largest?

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/20/2012 11:58:33 AM)
Currently, Romney/Ryan or Harper.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/20/2012 12:00:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu Anyone else get the profile pic of the guy with the world's second-largest anal wart? Who had the first-largest? That was Limbaugh. It's how he avoided the draft.

RumpusParable -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/20/2012 1:26:46 PM)
Short summary of one I got today: "I've had (vulgarly described) unprotected sex with 75 other males. Here are my emails and passwords to them. Will also send my last name if you want. " Lulz.

RemoteUser -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/20/2012 2:13:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu Le sigh! Apparently the site was down earlier today, but it seems fine now. He was the very model of a modern smart-ass bottom: [image]local://upfiles/372485/6E667538551247289E7385D4D7A3AC76.jpg[/image] Please check Oglaf.com out; worth your while even for the hovertexts which this can't replicate. This is cute; thank you for sharing. [:D] I tried the link but it said the server was down. Or maybe I can't connect from Canada.

RumpusParable -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/20/2012 2:18:49 PM)
Server was down for me, too, so it's not just you!

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