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LadyPact -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/13/2012 7:44:54 PM)

I've got to hand it to you, Tantriqu. That's probably the funniest description of a pic that I've read in a long time.



ServosCor -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/13/2012 7:52:18 PM)



MDA wrote: Just got one today. No hello (which always bugs the befukfest out of me):

"What will it take for you to put out a cigarette on me below the waist"

"Nothing much, really. You would just have to be somebody else."


Well I see we have a common denominator in that fan who wrote you! LOL. My reply, to the exact same message, was:


1/ Bring me a note from your optomitrist ok'ing this procedure

2/ A waiver drawn up by your lawyer, notarized by two witness's, signed by you;

3. Your winning powerball ticket signed over to me in advance.


I guess he is so desperate he is contacting subs to help him out :)



nvfemale -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/13/2012 7:55:33 PM)

Following the thread, cheesiest pick up line - "That outfit doesn't look good on you. Know what would look good on you? ME."

Worst (re)pick up line, via email, a FULL year after we called it quits: Long distance guy sent me an email saying he wasn't sure why it didn't work between us before and he wanted to try again. He had been through his old photos, came across one of me and said, "This is my favorite picture of you. You look so incredibly hot in this one!" The problem was, the photo he emailed to me wasn't one of me!



Hillwilliam -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/13/2012 7:56:30 PM)

Tantrique's description of a pic just gave me an idea for an online pickup line.

Hey baby, I may look like an Ewok but I'm all Wookie where it counts.[8D]



Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/13/2012 10:55:19 PM)

Yeah, he wishes! I deliberately chose the ewok metaphor because, Cut-out furry, wookiees have Served me. I know wookiees. Wookiees are friends of mine, and furry, you're no wookiee.
Dude was shaped like a keg covered in fungus and topped with a cunty beard with a palely flaccid uncut cocktail weiner as a spigot. Size doesn't really matter, but dude, I'll make an exception for you. Besides, an orange toup/ee is not your dick's colour.

Women who are '10's like Halle Berry think they're flawed and ugly. I wish they all could take a bit of self-esteem from the '1's men, frequently tranvestites, who think they're irresistible and f'ing gorgeous and a pic of them in full costume with dick cut-outs is the best damn way to say 'Howdy' to someone they've never seen AND explicitly states they're not interested in your kinks.
Huh.



Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/20/2012 5:35:43 PM)

'I'll only submit once, and to anyone'.
Feeling special, ladies?



Baroana -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/20/2012 5:36:56 PM)

Sending me a photo of him sucking some guy's cock.



Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/20/2012 5:48:08 PM)

Yes, esp. after they protest they're 'completely straight' ;-)



theRose4U -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/21/2012 10:32:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Today just seems to be the day that I need to make an ass out of Myself.......

And I quote, "your Mistress has great taste in men."


Uhhh I think that was me after seeing a half naked pic of clip? Followed by mopping up drool & thinking damn, where do get one that looks like that?



theRose4U -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/21/2012 10:42:18 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Some of you ladies weren't around for castration guy. There was a time that EVERY female Dominant received email from him.


Didn't one of the ladies finally oblige him with what I still think of as classic mind fuck of all time? Eggs on paddle striking enougj to get pressure & shattering eggs...probably 5 or 6 years ago?



theRose4U -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (10/21/2012 10:59:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkart..
[image]local://upfiles/905271/C15E357A9FE44D698B56019C8F0F6074.jpg[/image]


Do they really think dommes look at their collection of unrealistic fantasy women acting out his fantasies and think, 'oh yes, I want to torture his penis'?


I see a pic like this & think wow I forgot to schedule my annual pap-smear



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