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LadyPact -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 11:35:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WomanlyWiles
I'm presuming everyone else got the one of the slave that was about ten pages long, with his philosophy minutely detailed? He was used to permanent nudity and chastity, and went on at some length about how disgusting it was when owners had sex with their slaves. Every time I blocked and reported him, he turned up a fortnight later with a new name and identical drivel.
You're kinder than I am. I saw the length of that thing, skipped reading it, and told the guy that there was no way I was wasting My time reading it. The only credit I'll give on that one was that once I blocked him, he didn't send it again under another name.




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 1:27:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt
somebody's big head rerouted up his anus? Wouldn't that be the anatomically correct version of 'dumb*ss'?

In nursing school, I coined the phrase cranio-rectal impaction for that. Someone whose head is so far up his ass he can't get it out. lol

NBMG



PrincessLyr -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 1:46:02 PM)

"Nice tits."
[My picture is a cartoon icon...and obviously not Me...OR REAL.]



MissAsylum -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 4:13:13 PM)

"I love fapping it to you. You fully engorge my cock and just makes me so hot and horny. Im cumming so hard and fast the cums going down my hand as i keep stroking. I would love for you to humiliate and blackmail my horny cock."



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 4:14:10 PM)

Holy MOLY. That was one alarming visual, Miss A!



PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 4:18:07 PM)

It made me think of a petrol pump. Weird.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 4:19:25 PM)

Perhaps it was the mention of money, Darling...



LanceHughes -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 4:27:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl
quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt
somebody's big head rerouted up his anus? Wouldn't that be the anatomically correct version of 'dumb*ss'?

In nursing school, I coined the phrase cranio-rectal impaction for that. Someone whose head is so far up his ass he can't get it out. lol

NBMG


The CLASSIC:

[image]http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/head_up_ass.jpg[/image]



LanceHughes -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 4:33:09 PM)

Gay male says: WOOF! (or maybe not so much. LOL!)

[image]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/188083/571628.jpg[/image]

SORY, Sorry, SORRY!  NO side-track meant..... Let's see.... Oh, easy to get back on track.

Maybe a link to either of these pictures could be used instead of some of your written responses to men that have THUTA.



MissAsylum -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 5:44:00 PM)

iknoright?

soon as i read it, without a second thought, i copy/pasted here.

i figured i would spare all by not including the wee-wee pictures he so thoughtfully included.
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Holy MOLY. That was one alarming visual, Miss A!




PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 7:45:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum
i figured i would spare all by not including the wee-wee pictures he so thoughtfully included.



No! He didn't send pictures of himself wazzing, did he?



MissAsylum -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 9:09:05 PM)

No.

Admittedly, i'm slightly disappointed. I'm naturally skeptical, so evidence of said wazzing would have been proper.
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum
i figured i would spare all by not including the wee-wee pictures he so thoughtfully included.



No! He didn't send pictures of himself wazzing, did he?




GreedyTop -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/5/2012 1:23:07 AM)

omg, MIssA... love that last line in your sig!! LMAO!! (good to see you, hope you're doing well :) )



MissAsylum -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/5/2012 5:09:23 AM)

Thanks Greedy!

And i'm here- alive and kicking, I've just gone into lurk mode.
quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

omg, MIssA... love that last line in your sig!! LMAO!! (good to see you, hope you're doing well :) )




Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/5/2012 9:57:44 PM)

This guy again:
'Hi, I'm a Daddy Dom and I love your profile. I like to do this and this to bad girls.'
[:'(]
Yeah, if you read my profile, you'd know what I do to good men.
F-off. And I meant it to sting. And not in a good way.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/5/2012 10:07:33 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

This guy again:
'Hi, I'm a Daddy Dom and I love your profile. I like to do this and this to bad girls.'
[:'(]



Well, T...he DID say 'hi' first...[8|] That's gotta count for sumpin', huh?



Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/7/2012 10:09:18 AM)

An oldie but a baddie:
A compleat e-mail, yet in yelling font: NICE TITS!!!1!!!



PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/7/2012 10:11:51 AM)

Does anyone ever write saying, 'AVERAGE TITS!' ?



mnottertail -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/7/2012 10:12:46 AM)

If you ever get em up close and personal, none of them are average.



Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/7/2012 11:04:05 AM)

Ay, there's the rub. Mine are specTACular.



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