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DaddySatyr -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:16:27 AM)

I have so many pet peeves it isn't funny but most are language based.

Improper use of "There", "Their" and "They're".

Likewise with "it's" and "its".

Ooooh! How about "I could care less" when, clearly if you could care less, it means that you care at least a little bit. It's: "I couldn't care less".

How about someone who "turns a blinds eye" instead of a "blind eye" to something?

Oh! And people that don't think Nikki Minaj is dead sexy. Sorry but, I'd fuck her like I was angry with her.



Peace and comfort,



Michael




GreedyTop -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:17:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: cbx16v

Ive resorted to fitting bright headlights and a loud exhaust so i try my hardest to be seen. if they still manage to miss me they'll definitly hear me. If they're both blind and deaf then i collect a wing mirror for my mantle piece. Afterall if they cant see, they aren't going to miss it [;)]



Sorry, the "loud pipes save lives" thing is a myth.

Consider DOPPELER.





Ninebelowzero -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:17:57 AM)

Some of the mothers at my kids school, delusions of being middle class & very demure & proper.

Bollocks I remember which ones snorted charlie of my cock & which one blew me in the Jag on the M1 at 85mph & which one loved anal.

Who they kiddin?
Apart from their husbands.




kdsub -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:20:29 AM)

My pet peeve is the way gas prices can go up 20 cents over night but take two months to drop a dime.

Butch




cbx16v -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:22:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

well another for me is bikers who think that they are immume to the speed limits. also the ones that expect me to move over on a narrow lane to they can zoom off. no. fuck off i'm doing the correct speed, and so should you! and while i'm at it don't sit crusing on the corner of my car! show some respect for the rest of us drivers, you are not the greatness you think you are.

needles


I am guilty of doing it at times but only to people who stick in the middle lane doing the speed limit when the slow one is free. I shouldnt be speeding, but if theres space to move then they should because they dont own the road. I'll give those people a gentle 'nudge' with the lights but i wont intimidate people who are doing what they should be as i woulnd't like it if a biker came up behind me whilst i was in the car doing the same.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:24:35 AM)

Speed limits on motorways.
Get rid & put a minimum speed limit in place.

I can cope with 150mph, my car can if you & yours can't get off the road & let me getr where I want at a speed I want.




DaddySatyr -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:26:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Speed limits on motorways.
Get rid & put a minimum speed limit in place.

I can cope with 150mph, my car can if you & yours can't get off the road & let me getr where I want at a speed I want.


Ban low performance drivers; NOT high performance automobiles!




kdsub -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:28:39 AM)

Another pet peeve here on CM are women who complain about men showing their cocks... then CM displays nothing but women with their pretty butts...pussies...and breasts showing...hypocrisy I say!!! but I like it.

Just stop complaining girls we know your dirty little secret….you love to look at cocks just as much as guys like to look at your naughty pieces.

Butch




needlesandpins -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:29:21 AM)


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ORIGINAL: cbx16v


quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

well another for me is bikers who think that they are immume to the speed limits. also the ones that expect me to move over on a narrow lane to they can zoom off. no. fuck off i'm doing the correct speed, and so should you! and while i'm at it don't sit crusing on the corner of my car! show some respect for the rest of us drivers, you are not the greatness you think you are.

needles


I am guilty of doing it at times but only to people who stick in the middle lane doing the speed limit when the slow one is free. I shouldnt be speeding, but if theres space to move then they should because they dont own the road. I'll give those people a gentle 'nudge' with the lights but i wont intimidate people who are doing what they should be as i woulnd't like it if a biker came up behind me whilst i was in the car doing the same.


no, you are in the wrong. you have no right to expect anything of anyone doing the speed limit. all you'd get from me for your 'nudge' is a fuck off sign. if the middle lane is free, and i'm doing the speed limit i've every right to be there. you have every right to be right behind me doing the same limit!

those other drivers may not own the road, but neither do you, or any other biker. if people are driving to the rules then back off, and drive to the rules that apply equally to you too.

needles




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:31:30 AM)

Religion in schools.
The fact that the religious want to have taught a Gods plan alternative to evolution & Darwinism.

The fact that my kid has NO male teachers at his school..




cbx16v -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:32:19 AM)

People forget they're not forced to use the motorway. If they're not happy with the speed, there's the slow lane. If that is still to fast for their liking there are A roads that go everywhere. if they're just not confident enough, there are plenty of cheap rail and bus links. My grandma still drives and she'll whiz about town perfectly fine but she's intimidated by the sheer volume of traffic on the motorways, which no one is to blame for its just how busy things are. She's perfectly happy jumping on the bus if she needs to or asking someone else to drive rather than taking the risk and ending up in the way.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:34:29 AM)

That Needles & Pins has taken out a court order against me & I can't go any nearer than 100 miles to her.

So not fair.




needlesandpins -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:38:45 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

That Needles & Pins has taken out a court order against me & I can't go any nearer than 100 miles to her.

So not fair.


blimey, did i really? this sleep deprevation malarky is making me forget stuff too

needles




cbx16v -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:42:26 AM)

I disagree, Needlesandpins and so does the law. The law says stick to the left most lane (here) unless you need to overtake. If it is free why is the driver in front not in it? For all they know i could be an unmarked police car/bike. Police do not have to have their lights on to travel over the speed limit so the middle lane hogger shouldn't be looking out purely for flashing lights as a warning to move over. Our electronic overhead motorway signs have even started showing 'do not hog the middle lane' recently. It wasnt me who decided to display that, its the rules here.

I'll do whatver speed suits the conditions in the left lane if its free, you'll not find me hogging the middle lane. If someone comes by me even faster and i can move safely into a slower lane i will because its courtious, why hold up someone else's day?

The tailgating and squeezing past in gaps that don't exist, im with you on that and that's unacceptable. But the middle lane hoggers are another of my pet peeves.




Kana -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:50:36 AM)

The Nanny state.

Yeah, that's a real big pet peeve. I have this irrational idea that since I'm an intelligent, educated man who live in a (theoretically) free country, I should be able to decide what is and isn't good for me.
Not some sanctimonious asswipe who is arrogant enough to think they can do a better job of running my life than I can.
Yeah, I find that so fucking insulting




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:52:32 AM)

Right on Kana.




needlesandpins -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 11:53:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: cbx16v

I disagree, Needlesandpins and so does the law. The law says stick to the left most lane (here) unless you need to overtake. If it is free why is the driver in front not in it? For all they know i could be an unmarked police car/bike. Police do not have to have their lights on to travel over the speed limit so the middle lane hogger shouldn't be looking out purely for flashing lights as a warning to move over. Our electronic overhead motorway signs have even started showing 'do not hog the middle lane' recently. It wasnt me who decided to display that, its the rules here.

I'll do whatver speed suits the conditions in the left lane if its free, you'll not find me hogging the middle lane. If someone comes by me even faster and i can move safely into a slower lane i will because its courtious, why hold up someone else's day?

The tailgating and squeezing past in gaps that don't exist, im with you on that and that's unacceptable. But the middle lane hoggers are another of my pet peeves.


you are missing the point. if i am doing 70 in a 70 zone then fuck right off with expecting that you are any better a driver, or anything else. stick your arse a suitable distance behind me. when i'm ready to move i will, if not then tough luck. you are not the police, you are just someone that thinks he has the right to break the limit that the law sets for YOU.

here's another thought for you; if people are in the middle lane then why arn't you in the outside lane mr speedy? or why not just give yourself more time to stick to the limits?

the roads are not a race track, and you have no right to use them as such. take your bike, nudge right off, and use a speed track. at least there you are only putting likeminded people at risk, not general road users.

needles




MsLadySue -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 12:02:32 PM)

People who chew gum with their mouth open and making all kinds of noise with it.
People at the checkout counter who count out every penny to come up with the correct change. Hand the cashier another bill damnit and get the hell out of my way.
People who shovel food into their mouth like they may never see another meal.
People who rest their arms on the table and bend over to eat instead of raising their hand to their mouth.
People who won't pick up their pet's poop and those that don't believe in using a leash when walking their dog.




DaddySatyr -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 12:07:50 PM)

I always thought leashes were for girls?




blacksword404 -> RE: Pet Peeves (10/6/2012 12:22:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins


quote:

ORIGINAL: cbx16v

I disagree, Needlesandpins and so does the law. The law says stick to the left most lane (here) unless you need to overtake. If it is free why is the driver in front not in it? For all they know i could be an unmarked police car/bike. Police do not have to have their lights on to travel over the speed limit so the middle lane hogger shouldn't be looking out purely for flashing lights as a warning to move over. Our electronic overhead motorway signs have even started showing 'do not hog the middle lane' recently. It wasnt me who decided to display that, its the rules here.

I'll do whatver speed suits the conditions in the left lane if its free, you'll not find me hogging the middle lane. If someone comes by me even faster and i can move safely into a slower lane i will because its courtious, why hold up someone else's day?

The tailgating and squeezing past in gaps that don't exist, im with you on that and that's unacceptable. But the middle lane hoggers are another of my pet peeves.


you are missing the point. if i am doing 70 in a 70 zone then fuck right off with expecting that you are any better a driver, or anything else. stick your arse a suitable distance behind me. when i'm ready to move i will, if not then tough luck. you are not the police, you are just someone that thinks he has the right to break the limit that the law sets for YOU.

here's another thought for you; if people are in the middle lane then why arn't you in the outside lane mr speedy? or why not just give yourself more time to stick to the limits?

the roads are not a race track, and you have no right to use them as such. take your bike, nudge right off, and use a speed track. at least there you are only putting likeminded people at risk, not general road users.

needles


Impeding the flow of traffic is against the law here. The same as speeding. I don't know where you're from. But here they will ticket someone in the passing lane using it for a driving lane.

I've seen people do that and refuse to move. Until a cop comes up behind them. Then they shoot their ass in to the other lane.




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