RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

Page: << < prev 19 20 [21] 22 23 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 10:35:37 AM

Spiritedsub2

Posts: 3316
Joined: 7/18/2012
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2
show you how to open your legs correct.

Damn girl! You've reached your age and don't know how to open your legs?

Well, now you know how badly I've needed my new Daddy in my life...

_____________________________

Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.
~ Rumi

Laughing Dolphin

(in reply to OsideGirl)

Profile

Post #: 401

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 10:39:26 AM

Spiritedsub2

Posts: 3316
Joined: 7/18/2012
Status: offline

Ok. I guess I will have to keep my ears open for a less linguistically advanced Daddy.

_____________________________

Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.
~ Rumi

Laughing Dolphin

(in reply to DaddySatyr)

Profile

Post #: 402

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 11:11:56 AM

Hillwilliam

Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Heard from my new Daddy today:

Daddy likes to pick your panties out and show you how to open your legs correct.
I must be regressing as this message intended; I can't stop giggling...

He was gonna let you wear panties? Obviously nor a weal or TWUE dom.

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to Spiritedsub2)

Profile

Post #: 403

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 11:29:44 AM

Spiritedsub2

Posts: 3316
Joined: 7/18/2012
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Heard from my new Daddy today:

Daddy likes to pick your panties out and show you how to open your legs correct.
I must be regressing as this message intended; I can't stop giggling...

He was gonna let you wear panties? Obviously nor a weal or TWUE dom.

Daddy hails from Illinois, where it is "butt cold" this time of year, hence Daddy's generosity with the underwear. Shhh, don't tell Daddy I live in sunny California where we don't NEED underwear to stay warm!

_____________________________

Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.
~ Rumi

Laughing Dolphin

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

Profile

Post #: 404

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 11:49:16 AM

EsotericLady

Posts: 713
Joined: 1/2/2013
Status: offline

LMAO I'm practically falling out of my chair over this one, sexyred!

Thanks for sharing!

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

A 24 year old sent me an email yesterday saying:

U likey to sucki the cocky?

(in reply to sexyred1)

Profile

Post #: 405

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 12:07:25 PM

EsotericLady

Posts: 713
Joined: 1/2/2013
Status: offline

You something? This could pass for the twin groundhog of the guy who chewed holes through my sunporch floor this summer. Luckily, he won't be around to boast to his friends! :)

quote:

ORIGINAL: culareD

mnottertail...only if you add a photo and wanna chat!

(in reply to culareD)

Profile

Post #: 406

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 12:16:31 PM

EsotericLady

Posts: 713
Joined: 1/2/2013
Status: offline

To messages from the same person today (whose brain was apparently not plugged in the first time).

FIRST MESSAGE
My profile reads: I would not be interested in chatting with anyone my age or older.
His message: "Does that mean you like guys younger than you?"

My question to him: On the other hand... I just noticed you are a Dominant. So why does that matter to you?
His answer: "Being Dominant and being Dominant natured are two different things...a male cannot be dominant, he can at most be
dominant natured making him the bestt (sic) ever servant to his Domme..."

Hey! Makes sense to me!! (extreme eyeroll)

(in reply to MysticFireTopaz)

Profile

Post #: 407

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 2:51:15 PM

EsotericLady

Posts: 713
Joined: 1/2/2013
Status: offline

LMAO Spiritedsub2! You could look at it this way...he's going to run out of words one day!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I got the identical message Oside got. A nice lecture. Yawn.
The original message I started this thread with was " hello nice age ".
Today the same man sent me " nice age ".
I fully expect his subsequent message to be " age ".

(in reply to Spiritedsub2)

Profile

Post #: 408

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 3:26:01 PM

EsotericLady

Posts: 713
Joined: 1/2/2013
Status: offline

Pssst, OsideGirl? She's looking for "someone to sink her teeth into." Guess the turtleneck gets in the way (winks)

And when it feels like -30 to -50. you're darn right I'll be wearing a turtleneck!!

quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: coldslayer
Unuacceptable unless handicapped, disabled, or living in poverty.

Yeah, I guess I'm disabled, handicapped and poverty level. (We'll have to ignore the parts where there was a private school, debutante, getting a B.A in 2.5 years and Mensa)

I grew up in New England and love turtle necks.

(in reply to OsideGirl)

Profile

Post #: 409

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 3:37:18 PM

EsotericLady

Posts: 713
Joined: 1/2/2013
Status: offline

LMAO Lynnxz! :)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Oh, my guy unblocked me I guess.... Now he's offering me 2.5k a month. I'm mildly offended that I got low balled the first time around.

(in reply to Lynnxz)

Profile

Post #: 410

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2013 7:33:44 PM

MysticFireTopaz

Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline

I didn't realize a putz I blocked on another site is also on this site. He sent me a message, "Don't you ever sleep????" He's probably referring to the odd hours I'm online, which are none of his business. I just went ahead and blocked him so he doesn't have the opportunity to annoy me here as well.

(in reply to EsotericLady)

Profile

Post #: 411

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2013 3:02:40 PM

Lynnxz

Posts: 4813
Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
Status: offline

You are not interested in my penis?
Me and my little buddie are going to go in the closet and cry...

Totally out of the blue.

_____________________________

HBIC

(in reply to MysticFireTopaz)

Profile

Post #: 412

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2013 4:48:31 PM

Spiritedsub2

Posts: 3316
Joined: 7/18/2012
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

You are not interested in my penis?
Me and my little buddie are going to go in the closet and cry...

Totally out of the blue.

That is so funny I might be tempted to respond to him. I've responded to goofy messages like that before and has some surprising conversations.

_____________________________

Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.
~ Rumi

Laughing Dolphin

(in reply to Lynnxz)

Profile

Post #: 413

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2013 8:48:15 PM

tidbit5021

Posts: 49
Joined: 11/26/2012
Status: offline

I agree, that one is so goofy I'd probably reply just to see where the conversation might go!

(in reply to Spiritedsub2)

Profile

Post #: 414

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/17/2013 1:47:27 AM

MysticFireTopaz

Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline

Here's one I just got:

WAS MARRIED FOR NUMBER OF YEARS NOW READY FOR AN ACTIVE SEX LIFE. WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU AND PLEASE YOU. WILL ALWAYS RESPECT LIMITS.

He must have had a pretty boring marriage.

(in reply to tidbit5021)

Profile

Post #: 415

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/17/2013 1:26:47 PM

TNDommeK

Posts: 7153
Joined: 3/13/2010
Status: offline

Just got this:

Why don't you cum right out and say that YOU ARE A WHORE and save time? I'm so sick of all of you. We need a web site called "WHORES R US" so the real pathetic losers have a home.

I should have wrote back and said.." So you think I'm real?" Lol

_____________________________

Goddess of Duck Lips and Luxurious Hair
The working Fin Domme
Professional con artist, swindler, trixster, extortionist

Our snark-nado needs more cowbell

(in reply to MysticFireTopaz)

Profile

Post #: 416

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/17/2013 3:16:20 PM

Lynnxz

Posts: 4813
Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
Status: offline

It's pretty rich to go and call someone a whore, when you insist on spelling "come" as "cum".

quote:

ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Just got this:

Why don't you cum right out and say that YOU ARE A WHORE and save time? I'm so sick of all of you. We need a web site called "WHORES R US" so the real pathetic losers have a home.

I should have wrote back and said.." So you think I'm real?" Lol

Ugh. That misspelling is one that seriously rubs me the wrong way.

< Message edited by Lynnxz -- 1/17/2013 3:18:05 PM >

_____________________________

HBIC

(in reply to TNDommeK)

Profile

Post #: 417

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/17/2013 3:24:07 PM

Lynnxz

Posts: 4813
Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
Status: offline

quote:

Are you interested in a kidnapping/rape?

Yeahhhh FYI for everyone, this should NOT be your opening line.

_____________________________

HBIC

(in reply to Lynnxz)

Profile

Post #: 418

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/19/2013 5:46:04 PM

MysticFireTopaz

Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline

Even though I specifcally state that I'm not interested in out-of-towners, some still feel the need to try. My thoughts are in blue, though I didn't bother actually responding to him.

Newly divorced & new to this scene. Tall,good body/shape,and considered very attractive! Have led a vanilla lifestyle and ready to explore some fantasies! Interested in Safe Play only!!! At this stage I'm willing to entertain any type of scene. Well, good for you!

If interested, would love to hear from you... Actually, I think the root canal I had earlier this week was more interesting than responding to you, so don't hold your breath

I'll be at the [name of a hotel] in Dallas for the next couple of days. How nice for you.

Doesn't seem like your looking for a booty call Ya think? Your brilliance astounds me!

but if we click, I have a nice place on the beach. Nothing wrong with having a friend in [name of distant state]! lol Not interested in a LDR, either, dude

< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 1/19/2013 5:48:12 PM >

(in reply to Lynnxz)

Profile

Post #: 419

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/19/2013 6:46:55 PM

cordeliasub

Posts: 528
Joined: 11/4/2012
Status: offline

I keep getting messages telling me they will pay me to pee on their face.......I'm afraid of bottled water now