RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

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OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/13/2013 5:30:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw I was told I was a racist, for using the term squaw in my nick. Lol I was just got an email: "You won't talk to me because I'm black. You're a racist" My response was: "No, you idiot, I won't talk to you because I'm married and just here for the forums, just like my profile says!"

jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/13/2013 5:37:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw I was told I was a racist, for using the term squaw in my nick. Lol I was just got an email: "You won't talk to me because I'm black. You're a racist" My response was: "No, you idiot, I won't talk to you because I'm married and just here for the forums, just like my profile says!" So, you wont talk to him cause you are a monogamousist and a forumist...

Dreadmath -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/13/2013 5:40:50 PM)
I was under the impression that racism was an outdated concept that had largely fallen out of favor, at least in the States (I kind of get a bit in Europe).

DarkSteven -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/13/2013 9:04:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Oh, my guy unblocked me I guess.... Now he's offering me 2.5k a month. I'm mildly offended that I got low balled the first time around. Make sure he includes a pony in his best and final offer.

Lynnxz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/13/2013 9:38:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Oh, my guy unblocked me I guess.... Now he's offering me 2.5k a month. I'm mildly offended that I got low balled the first time around. Make sure he includes a pony in his best and final offer. I'm worth at least two goats, right?

jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/13/2013 10:17:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Oh, my guy unblocked me I guess.... Now he's offering me 2.5k a month. I'm mildly offended that I got low balled the first time around. Make sure he includes a pony in his best and final offer. I'm worth at least two goats, right? Well since I perved your profile, I would say more like 10 horses, a buffalo robe and a pipe.

Rasnow -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/14/2013 2:25:20 AM)
"I have to add. The strictness In your eyes is... Melting me. You would have made an amazing nazi. I mean thaf the best way possible." "Looks like you need a good old country fucking"

Rasnow -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/14/2013 2:31:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I just got a message from a sub that was a cut and past of her profile. I get these every fucking day

HoldinOn -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/14/2013 8:59:05 AM)
Anybody interested in this guy? I'll forward you his contact info. hello how are you? i get pleasuer watching my slave wet horny and cumming all the time. i will make you cum all the time even in public. how many times can you cum in a day? i would like to strip you nude and then tie you to the bed. then i will make you cum untill you pass out and when you wake up you will be collared then i will dress you in the shortest skirt with a wire less dildo and a butt plug in with no panties on so i can take you out to dinner. and wile we are at dinner i will make you have a orgasem in the restront. i also think that a woman should live under a mans will and that every woman needs to be collared to a man. i also think that a slave woman should not be aloud out of a mans sight. she should also dress the way a man tells her to with out complant. a woman should not have any choice when she should become breed. a woman should be keeped nude collared in the home, and in public she can only wear short mini skirts with no bra or panties with her pussy and ass pluged to remind her that she is owned to a man. my im is [email protected] let me know if you are interested.

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/14/2013 12:39:31 PM)
Oh Lawd!

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 2:04:56 AM)
Here's another gem I just received: hello. Please read our profile and see if you might be intrested in what we want done to her. 100% real offer no games. We can provide pics if interested. If not interested we are sorry we bothered you. We can also travel if needed Read the profile and there is absolutely nothing of interest there. If they had bothered to read my profile, they would have realized I'm not interested in: 1. Females 2. Couples 3. Anyone under 40 (both are) 4. Anyone more than 100 miles away (they're 935 miles away) Guess they're just sending this to random Dommes in the hope of capturing someone's interest. I wish them a lot of luck--they'll need it.

FindommeJinx -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 3:21:49 AM)
Ever had any stalkers from collarme? Getting loads of mail from men wanting my address...Tad Bit freaky

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 6:59:23 AM)
Heard from my new Daddy today: Daddy wants to take you under his wing and teach and guide you. Daddy likes to pick your panties out and show you how to open your legs correct. Do you have yahoo messenger and a cam we can talk there Daddy I must be regressing as this message intended; I can't stop giggling...

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 7:26:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Heard from my new Daddy today: Daddy wants to take you under his wing and teach and guide you. Daddy likes to pick your panties out and show you how to open your legs correct. Do you have yahoo messenger and a cam we can talk there Daddy I must be regressing as this message intended; I can't stop giggling... What a good-hearted soul to want to teach you slut etiquette.....NOT!

TheLilSquaw -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 7:31:00 AM)
I got this and laughed yesterday. quote: I meant that your photos look to cater to foot fetishes - what about us boob guys? Now my pics have to cater to every tom, dick and scary out there? Lol But um I swear I see boobs in my pics as well!

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 9:18:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 show you how to open your legs correct. Damn girl! You've reached your age and don't know how to open your legs?

TheLilSquaw -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 9:20:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 show you how to open your legs correct. Damn girl! You've reached your age and don't know how to open your legs? hehehe I do forget things as I get older

DaddySatyr -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 9:23:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 show you how to open your legs correct. Perhaps you could offer to show him how to write in English correctly? It's just a thought but it might even out the playing field a bit? Peace and comfort, Michael

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 10:32:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 show you how to open your legs correct. Perhaps you could offer to show him how to write in English correctly? It's just a thought but it might even out the playing field a bit? Peace and comfort, Michael Hmmm. This message came from my new Daddy YOUR name appears to be Daddy. Hmmm

DaddySatyr -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 10:34:54 AM)
I can assure you that my command of the English language is sufficient enough where I can rise to meet the ability to put "LY" on a word that modifies a verb ("adverb" for those of you in Poughkeepsie). Peace and comfort, Michael

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