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Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 10:35:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 show you how to open your legs correct. Damn girl! You've reached your age and don't know how to open your legs? Well, now you know how badly I've needed my new Daddy in my life...

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 10:39:26 AM)
Ok. I guess I will have to keep my ears open for a less linguistically advanced Daddy. [;)]

Hillwilliam -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 11:11:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Heard from my new Daddy today: Daddy likes to pick your panties out and show you how to open your legs correct. I must be regressing as this message intended; I can't stop giggling... He was gonna let you wear panties? Obviously nor a weal or TWUE dom.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 11:29:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Heard from my new Daddy today: Daddy likes to pick your panties out and show you how to open your legs correct. I must be regressing as this message intended; I can't stop giggling... He was gonna let you wear panties? Obviously nor a weal or TWUE dom. Daddy hails from Illinois, where it is "butt cold" this time of year, hence Daddy's generosity with the underwear. Shhh, don't tell Daddy I live in sunny California where we don't NEED underwear to stay warm!

EsotericLady -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 11:49:16 AM)
LMAO I'm practically falling out of my chair over this one, sexyred! Thanks for sharing! quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 A 24 year old sent me an email yesterday saying: U likey to sucki the cocky?

EsotericLady -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 12:07:25 PM)
You something? This could pass for the twin groundhog of the guy who chewed holes through my sunporch floor this summer. Luckily, he won't be around to boast to his friends! :) quote: ORIGINAL: culareD mnottertail...only if you add a photo and wanna chat! [image]local://upfiles/1478622/4208682C05DA4368B1234E2048E53865.jpg[/image]

EsotericLady -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 12:16:31 PM)
To messages from the same person today (whose brain was apparently not plugged in the first time). FIRST MESSAGE My profile reads: I would not be interested in chatting with anyone my age or older. His message: "Does that mean you like guys younger than you?" My question to him: On the other hand... I just noticed you are a Dominant. So why does that matter to you? His answer: "Being Dominant and being Dominant natured are two different things...a male cannot be dominant, he can at most be dominant natured making him the bestt (sic) ever servant to his Domme..." Hey! Makes sense to me!! (extreme eyeroll)

EsotericLady -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 2:51:15 PM)
LMAO Spiritedsub2! You could look at it this way...he's going to run out of words one day! quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 I got the identical message Oside got. A nice lecture. Yawn. The original message I started this thread with was " hello nice age ". Today the same man sent me " nice age ". I fully expect his subsequent message to be " age ".

EsotericLady -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 3:26:01 PM)
Pssst, OsideGirl? She's looking for "someone to sink her teeth into." Guess the turtleneck gets in the way (winks) And when it feels like -30 to -50. you're darn right I'll be wearing a turtleneck!! quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: coldslayer Unuacceptable unless handicapped, disabled, or living in poverty. Yeah, I guess I'm disabled, handicapped and poverty level. (We'll have to ignore the parts where there was a private school, debutante, getting a B.A in 2.5 years and Mensa) I grew up in New England and love turtle necks.

EsotericLady -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 3:37:18 PM)
LMAO Lynnxz! :) quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Oh, my guy unblocked me I guess.... Now he's offering me 2.5k a month. I'm mildly offended that I got low balled the first time around.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/15/2013 7:33:44 PM)
I didn't realize a putz I blocked on another site is also on this site. He sent me a message, "Don't you ever sleep????" He's probably referring to the odd hours I'm online, which are none of his business. I just went ahead and blocked him so he doesn't have the opportunity to annoy me here as well.

Lynnxz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/16/2013 3:02:40 PM)
You are not interested in my penis? Me and my little buddie are going to go in the closet and cry... Totally out of the blue.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/16/2013 4:48:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz You are not interested in my penis? Me and my little buddie are going to go in the closet and cry... Totally out of the blue. That is so funny I might be tempted to respond to him. I've responded to goofy messages like that before and has some surprising conversations.

tidbit5021 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/16/2013 8:48:15 PM)
I agree, that one is so goofy I'd probably reply just to see where the conversation might go!

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/17/2013 1:47:27 AM)
Here's one I just got: WAS MARRIED FOR NUMBER OF YEARS NOW READY FOR AN ACTIVE SEX LIFE. WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU AND PLEASE YOU. WILL ALWAYS RESPECT LIMITS. He must have had a pretty boring marriage.

TNDommeK -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/17/2013 1:26:47 PM)
Just got this: Why don't you cum right out and say that YOU ARE A WHORE and save time? I'm so sick of all of you. We need a web site called "WHORES R US" so the real pathetic losers have a home. I should have wrote back and said.." So you think I'm real?" Lol

Lynnxz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/17/2013 3:16:20 PM)
It's pretty rich to go and call someone a whore, when you insist on spelling "come" as "cum". quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Just got this: Why don't you cum right out and say that YOU ARE A WHORE and save time? I'm so sick of all of you. We need a web site called "WHORES R US" so the real pathetic losers have a home. I should have wrote back and said.." So you think I'm real?" Lol Ugh. That misspelling is one that seriously rubs me the wrong way.

Lynnxz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/17/2013 3:24:07 PM)
quote: Are you interested in a kidnapping/rape? Yeahhhh FYI for everyone, this should NOT be your opening line.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/19/2013 5:46:04 PM)
Even though I specifcally state that I'm not interested in out-of-towners, some still feel the need to try. My thoughts are in blue, though I didn't bother actually responding to him. Newly divorced & new to this scene. Tall,good body/shape,and considered very attractive! Have led a vanilla lifestyle and ready to explore some fantasies! Interested in Safe Play only!!! At this stage I'm willing to entertain any type of scene. Well, good for you! If interested, would love to hear from you... Actually, I think the root canal I had earlier this week was more interesting than responding to you, so don't hold your breath I'll be at the [name of a hotel] in Dallas for the next couple of days. How nice for you. Doesn't seem like your looking for a booty call Ya think? Your brilliance astounds me! but if we click, I have a nice place on the beach. Nothing wrong with having a friend in [name of distant state]! lol Not interested in a LDR, either, dude

cordeliasub -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/19/2013 6:46:55 PM)
I keep getting messages telling me they will pay me to pee on their face.......I'm afraid of bottled water now[:o]

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