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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/21/2013 1:20:12 PM)
Yegads baby Jebus, nothing likke having watched too much porn and thinking most women would want to live with this turd. [:-]

JeffBC -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/21/2013 4:29:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Yegads baby Jebus, nothing likke having watched too much porn and thinking most women would want to live with this turd. [:-] Didn't you get the memo? A true slave has no wants, needs, desires, hopes, dreams, or aspirations of her own.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/21/2013 6:19:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JeffBC quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Yegads baby Jebus, nothing likke having watched too much porn and thinking most women would want to live with this turd. [:-] Didn't you get the memo? A true slave has no wants, needs, desires, hopes, dreams, or aspirations of her own. I have to fire my secretary "dammit Jannit", she keeps forgetting to give me the memos. And slave or not, I'm a twue subby, there's no way this guy wouldn't get a kick in the rocks where he seems to do most of his thinking. [;)]

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/22/2013 6:54:19 PM)
Married, young enough to be my son, and gramatically challenged: New to this would like to see if its for me. Im doing this along Im married and the wife doesnt know about this. Let me know if there are any teacher out there willing to teach or coach me up to your speed. Be still my heart, LOL.

MadamAsianDom -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/24/2013 10:11:08 PM)
This just in: "Slavery was abolished!!!" Part of me was tempted to send back a mocking reply for him taking the time to send such an asinine and obvious note. But the temptation only lasted about a second. I couldn't really be bothered to do more than post it here in this thread along with the other funny and / or idiotic messages.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/26/2013 9:26:20 AM)
Got a message from a stranger yesterday who said I should come to his town where I could meet him. Roughly 60 miles away. I wonder why the f*%# he thinks that is an acceptable invitation. Maybe I'm just cranky.

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/26/2013 12:33:23 PM)
This a.m.'s one merely said, "Wanna watch?" Yeah, like there's one I'm going to jump on right away. How could one resist such an offer?!

poise -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/1/2013 9:50:01 AM)
This one is a repeat offender. I'm sure he's made the rounds to some of you as well. yummy profile ..love 2 get 2 know and meet you ok? please give me the honor of pursuing you ok? i can and will do all you seek i have a huge nylons and heels and breast fetish ..help enhance it too ok? ty... [email protected] add me ... phone?

theshytype -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/1/2013 12:23:56 PM)
I just received this one and I don't know why, but it really irked me: "TELL ME WHAT THIS SEXY WIFE LIKE TO DO OR WANTS TO KNOW FRIENDS R ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE" It could have been my mood, or for the fact that IT WAS IN ALL CAPS. Of course, it wasn't as simple as this one: "shyt?" The following are the ones I typically receive. How lucky am I to receive this request from an out-of-country 60 year old: "Affairs of the mind are far more powerful Then those of the body. Hello tst I'm looking for a slave to teach, train and serve me online. Considering the distance and what you're seeking, I wonder if this might work for both of us. I enjoy the control aspect of the life. I am neither severe nor extreme but firm and uncompromising. I like rules, protocols and rituals. Exploring a girl’s depth of submission is my goal, taking her and seeing where this can go. Someone who obeys not because I make her but because she has to, needs to, is compelled to. Someone who desires and craves being controlled. I want to allow you to satisfy your need and in turn satisfy mine. If this describes you, I think we should talk. I’m xxxxxxxx on yahoo"

ashjor911 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/1/2013 4:20:25 PM)
I just send one ... to a female living in Birmingham UK quote: hi, I saw you seeing me & its ok but I need to ask you this Birmingham, .... I mean is it where the Queen live ... did you see her in your neighborhood walking her dogs or something? I need some help from her you know ... I am in Syria & maybe if you know her you may throw a good word for my sake .. ash PS: I was joking above .. is that funny?

TallullahHk -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/4/2013 5:33:56 PM)
First contact how are you I do hair shampoos blowdry cut and color oooookay

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/4/2013 7:03:40 PM)
OOOO why do I get the feeling I know who this guy is? [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

SeekingTrinity -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/4/2013 11:49:42 PM)
~FRing it~ Without a doubt, the unsolicited message I got from a self identified slave a few days ago is my all-time favorite... quote: ORIGINAL: XXX (name edited to protect the stupid) Send me a full body shot and make sure you include close up pictures of your boobs and your beaver. If you dont, I won't bother responding to you I googled a picture of cow udders and an actual beaver and sent them back. I'm all about following through as ordered...coughcoughBULLSHITcoughcough. I'm sad, he hasn't written back.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/6/2013 12:58:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity ~FRing it~ Without a doubt, the unsolicited message I got from a self identified slave a few days ago is my all-time favorite... quote: ORIGINAL: XXX (name edited to protect the stupid) Send me a full body shot and make sure you include close up pictures of your boobs and your beaver. If you dont, I won't bother responding to you I googled a picture of cow udders and an actual beaver and sent them back. I'm all about following through as ordered...coughcoughBULLSHITcoughcough. I'm sad, he hasn't written back. That's hilarious! What planet is that guy from? I got an unsolicited message recently from a "slave" demanding an immediate cam session so that I could prove that I was real. I told him that he wrote to me and I don't have to prove a damn thing. On top of that, a) I'm not looking at this time, b) even if I were, he'd be geographically undesirable and, c) I would never consider a nervy person who makes demands out of the blue like that.

MstSebastian -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/6/2013 8:37:27 AM)
I got a message last night on the other side that just made me weep. It was from a "FinDomme" (only in quotes here because I don't, for a second, think the profile is from an ACTUAL financial Domme...just some scammer, pretending to be one). quote: I read your profile, and you would make an excellent pay piggy. You will be expected to keep me in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed. You will do this without expectations that I will ever care about you, acknowledge you, meet you, or have sex with you. You will do this because you know I am worth it. I am a Goddess. You are scum whose only job is to pay me. Now, here is my Amazon wishlist (link removed). I expect you to purchase a gift for me of at least $250 value before I will even consider speaking to you. You have your order, pig. Do as I command. Umm...yeah. So, read my profile, huh? And you thought a gay male Dom would jump at the chance to be "scum" and a "piggy?" Excuse me while I laugh until I pass out. [:D]

mnottertail -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/6/2013 8:42:54 AM)
You're just pissed cuz you ain't got the 250.

DomMeinCT -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/9/2013 6:18:15 AM)
FR.... I get this same message from the same guy (and his sockpuppet - same town/state) about every 60 days. The real "Reader's Digest" version: cheating, classless married whore. Does your husband know you are here, skank? I remind him that husband knows and that the message confirms he is still an angry, lonely man. [8\|]

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/9/2013 10:45:00 AM)
Just got this one out of the blue: quote: such a pretty mouth

Thaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/9/2013 11:07:34 AM)
True mind ;-)

theshytype -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/9/2013 3:08:13 PM)
It's always nice to know I have options [sm=pigsfly.gif] Him: Married? No problem, I have fucked a few of those ones too. Me: Awe. Good for you and thanks for sharing.

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