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Rasnow -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/10/2013 3:20:12 AM)
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DarkSteven -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/10/2013 3:32:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls This a.m.'s one merely said, "Wanna watch?" Yeah, like there's one I'm going to jump on right away. How could one resist such an offer?! Answer: Sure! Bulova or Seiko.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/10/2013 5:06:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls This a.m.'s one merely said, "Wanna watch?" Yeah, like there's one I'm going to jump on right away. How could one resist such an offer?! Answer: Sure! Bulova or Seiko. I'd be greedy and ask for Rolex! [:D] [image]local://upfiles/1028154/A7503D454CC54788910723A96CCAEA26.jpg[/image] Oops pics in the wrong thread, but WTH imma leavin it there.

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/10/2013 7:59:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama Maybe we should start a petition to retire Ron's avatar? There can be only one! [image]http://www.collarchat.com/avatars/Gallery%20A/6687.gif[/image] I'd sign that petition, as I always get confused when I see it, and the words don't match his. I can't believe I've been deleting email, without knowing there was a place for them here. [:(] M

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/10/2013 8:35:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls This a.m.'s one merely said, "Wanna watch?" Yeah, like there's one I'm going to jump on right away. How could one resist such an offer?! Answer: Sure! Bulova or Seiko. Why didn't I think of that? Can always count on you, Steven.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/11/2013 7:24:57 PM)
Hmmm, there seems to be a new ploy for trying to get dates. It used to be that out-of-towners would ask my advice about someplace to eat, stay, or visit while in DFW, then when I'd reply, they would ask me out on a date. Now local guys are doing something similar. It has happened about three times in the last month, each time with a male dom. It goes something like this: Date Seeker: Hi, read about your Femdom group and it sounds interesting. However, I am a Male Dominant. Can you recommend a group that would be good for me? I'm seeking (blah, blah, blah usually something like a friendly group, a low-pressure group, a group for newcomers, etc.) Me: <sends them some group recommendations based on what they said, or a listing of the local groups if they didn't specify anything in particular> Date Seeker: Thank you very much! Me: You're welcome. Date Seeker: Can I repay the favor by taking you out some time? You seem like a really nice person. Me: <Rolls eyes and politely declines> Nothing to repay--this takes less than five minutes of my time. I get tons of inquiries in my inbox about the Femdom group, so answering a couple others really is not a big deal. Guess some guys will try any ploy to get a date. I didn't realize answering a simple question indicated that I want to be asked out. And if they're a male dom, they're barking up the wrong tree, anyway.

theshytype -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/13/2013 11:22:59 AM)
First and last Message: "come to Lawrence" Um, no.

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/18/2013 10:05:47 AM)
It went something like this, this a.m., but with spelling errors. Him: Are you a Professor? Me: No. Him: You're so busty, I like that. Want to chat? Me: Thank you for your kind interest, but no thank you. Good luck in finding your perfect match. Him: Cunt dyke. What a charmless, coothless buffoon!

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/18/2013 7:50:08 PM)
Hot off the presses from a boy half my age: hi im hot sub looking for hot female with strapon to fuck me let me know if ur interested Gonna jump right on that one! NOT!

jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/20/2013 2:28:56 PM)
quote: hi, would you be interested in seducing/taking my wife, then gaining total control of her? she doesn't know i want this to happen. Two things wrong here, one I have made it clear I am not interested in Married women.... and Two, if his wife does not know, it seems that this is just wrong.

Rasnow -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/21/2013 4:15:38 AM)
Dickhead: N I G G E R Whore. I am searching for an AsssToMouth RapeWhore Secvice Whore Like your Self, to Cherish and to Love Until your Death does Us apart . Me: You don't actually read profiles, do you? Dickhead: you got Me ... i am fucking Guilty .... But I really do want to Own you , because you are the loving and Forgiving Type .. kisses

MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/21/2013 12:31:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: theshytype First and last Message: "come to Lawrence" Um, no. Uh huh huh huh huh.."come to Butthead", uh huh huh huh... [image]local://upfiles/1614272/0D870C111F534943A20522D22CA67F70.jpg[/image]

Lucifyre -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/22/2013 3:48:42 PM)
quote: Let me start with I'm for online use only at the time cus I'm in college. Now that that's out of the way. Master I am a firm beleave that woman where born to surve men in any way, woman shold not be picky about the man they submit to they shold be great full any man wold want them and shold except any man monster his looks. A woman serves all men till one claimed her wether she likes him or not she will then obay him for eturnity, master can use slave for anything he wants she becomes his property, not his girl friend or wife but his property. I do not beleave woman shold have rights, our master shold decide for use what our rights are. No woman shold ever rule over a man not sexually not domestically not even in work or education, men shold be in managurial positions and woman if thair luck get to work under them, also woman shold not be alowed a higher grade then the men in her class. Witch I'm a offender of cus I beet out one of the boys in my class......I'm sorry boy...ill pay for it...also I am not a masochist but I do want my master to be a sadist, I want a master that has no regard for what I want or how I feel. I want to be 200% at his murssy. This includes but not limited to, animals, breeding, demestic work, whoring out, objectification, pet play humiliation, digradion, insertions and extreme pain, scars, and anything els ur mind can come up with. I will except it and thank you for it like a good slave wold. I'm not bisexual but I understand some woman are better then me like wight woman and deserve to use me if my master slows or if he wants me to be used by a woman inferior to me. I will do anything for my master except web cam, calling, or face pics cus i do not have a cam and I have to protect my identity till I'm done with college. After college u can have me fore real. Pleas find me my ruthless master. PS the pics are not me, and anything in curios means idk what it is but I want to know sorry for not knowing I'm a woman and don't know much, and if u fond see it just ask in here to please u not me Ok, I just got ONE question...how the ever loving FUCK did this girl get into college? just sayin Luci

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/22/2013 4:27:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucifyre quote: Let me start with I'm for online use only at the time cus I'm in college. Now that that's out of the way. Master I am a firm beleave that woman where born to surve men in any way, woman shold not be picky about the man they submit to they shold be great full any man wold want them and shold except any man monster his looks. A woman serves all men till one claimed her wether she likes him or not she will then obay him for eturnity, master can use slave for anything he wants she becomes his property, not his girl friend or wife but his property. I do not beleave woman shold have rights, our master shold decide for use what our rights are. No woman shold ever rule over a man not sexually not domestically not even in work or education, men shold be in managurial positions and woman if thair luck get to work under them, also woman shold not be alowed a higher grade then the men in her class. Witch I'm a offender of cus I beet out one of the boys in my class......I'm sorry boy...ill pay for it...also I am not a masochist but I do want my master to be a sadist, I want a master that has no regard for what I want or how I feel. I want to be 200% at his murssy. This includes but not limited to, animals, breeding, demestic work, whoring out, objectification, pet play humiliation, digradion, insertions and extreme pain, scars, and anything els ur mind can come up with. I will except it and thank you for it like a good slave wold. I'm not bisexual but I understand some woman are better then me like wight woman and deserve to use me if my master slows or if he wants me to be used by a woman inferior to me. I will do anything for my master except web cam, calling, or face pics cus i do not have a cam and I have to protect my identity till I'm done with college. After college u can have me fore real. Pleas find me my ruthless master. PS the pics are not me, and anything in curios means idk what it is but I want to know sorry for not knowing I'm a woman and don't know much, and if u fond see it just ask in here to please u not me Ok, I just got ONE question...how the ever loving FUCK did this girl get into college? just sayin Luci Wow, oh wow! Oh luci, that's just sad. What horrendous spelling. You know, when I look more closely, I wonder if it was intentionally written this way. I can't see anyone that poor a speller being able to spell domestically, objectification, masochist or humiliation. It seems wierd.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/22/2013 6:12:14 PM)
DP, I think it might be that spell check just didn't pick up everything. That's the only thing i can think of. I just got my own lil tidbit of joy. A guy I saw twice who never contacted me again, about 3-4 yrs ago, just sent me a c-mail. Not only is he now out of province but in the hospital for tests. He's been in for 3 wks so has to b e serious I guess. But calling me babay girl and pet does not endear him to me in the least. He asked if I missed him, told him I wasn't the one who stopped contact. Nope, sorry just isn't gonna cut it.

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/27/2013 11:43:05 AM)
Since I've come back from my trip, I have some real gems, but this one was funny: "How about blowing our group of well hung bulls?" When I replied "How about learning some manners?" His reply was "How about getting a life your presenting your self like a slut on this website". This was from a 40 year old man trolling the internet trying to get a blow job from a random stranger. And yes, I absolutely see how some little man could misconstrue "Just here for the forums" for "I'm a slut".

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/27/2013 1:05:19 PM)
Well, that's a "welcome back from your trip" of sorts, collarme style. [:D]

hlen5 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/27/2013 6:21:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rasnow Dickhead: N I G G E R Whore. I am searching for an AsssToMouth RapeWhore Secvice Whore Like your Self, to Cherish and to Love Until your Death does Us apart . Me: You don't actually read profiles, do you? Dickhead: you got Me ... i am fucking Guilty .... But I really do want to Own you , because you are the loving and Forgiving Type .. kisses Good Gravy!! Did you get whiplash from this??

DomMeinCT -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/28/2013 3:00:12 PM)
You state you are fat? What does that mean? are you 5'2 200 lbs? or 5'2 and 140? It does make a difference. Me: It's 5'2" and 813 lbs., give or take a few hundred. Does that make a difference?

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/28/2013 4:04:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT You state you are fat? What does that mean? are you 5'2 200 lbs? or 5'2 and 140? It does make a difference. Me: It's 5'2" and 813 lbs., give or take a few hundred. Does that make a difference? ROFL! Great answer.

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