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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/28/2013 4:14:34 PM)
Some jerk was dumb enough to ask me recently "What are you wearing?" Here's my answer: Well, to start with, I have the pink foam curlers in my hair. I know, I know, you hardly ever see them anymore. But nothing curls my hair the way they do, so I still use them. To keep my skin moist and supple, I am wearing my avocado facial mask. Not the most attractive, but it really does the trick. Since I get cricks in my neck, I have a neck brace that I wear when I'm at home and am wearing it now. Since it is still just a tad bit chilly, I have my grey flannel granny gown on. I'm taking full advantage of being able to wear it, since it will soon heat up in DFW and I'll have to retire it for another year. I have white socks on, as I slathered my feet in petroleum jelly to keep them soft and don't want to slip when I walk. Should you have any other questions, please let me know. Of course, he didn't!

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/28/2013 5:58:29 PM)
Hilarious answer! I can see the outfit so clearly [:D]

ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/29/2013 3:12:43 PM)
I might have to borrow that answer...LOL!

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/29/2013 8:33:05 PM)
Got this today from a "saddest" looking for a masochistic slave: "I never share my slave just like I never share my Harleys." Kinda cute almost [:D]

DomMeinCT -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/29/2013 9:40:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Got this today from a "saddest" looking for a masochistic slave: "I never share my slave just like I never share my Harleys." Kinda cute almost [:D] Nothing sadder. [:D]

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/12/2013 9:55:50 PM)
"ill pay you 500 to burn me with a cig. i want to be tied down zipper on my pants undone and a cig put out on me. would you do it?"

Sekspuppet -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/13/2013 11:20:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls "ill pay you 500 to burn me with a cig. i want to be tied down zipper on my pants undone and a cig put out on me. would you do it?" Sure. I cash the check and wait 10 days. We meet, I truss you up as you desire, and light a cig. I get the ashtray out of my bag, put it on your chest, put out the cig and leave. How's THAT burn?

MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/13/2013 11:42:57 AM)
It's probably a good thing I was born male, otherwise I'd have a heyday with some of the messages the ladies get. I'd be sending guys on scavenger hunts in order to 'hook up'. And don't ever take checks, cash on the barrelhead. Don't wanna leave a paper trail now...

ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/13/2013 1:11:55 PM)
Had the cig burn guy one day...quick block and delete.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/14/2013 7:51:11 PM)
Hot off the presses... Are you still not looking? It shows that we live very close...so maybe I can be your little slave. Yeah, we live close all right, but a teenager would not be my cup of tea, even if I were looking.

SinFix -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/18/2013 8:43:01 AM)
You're 40...so your body is already significantly worn and used...not much more to do but take what your body has left to give, complete the destruction of your mind, and spend the rest of your life humiliating and making fun of you for the useless, worn out piece of meat you've become... Got that little gem in my box today..

sexyred1 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/18/2013 9:47:18 AM)
I keep getting: "you have been here a long time, why hasn't someone snatched you up?" Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

MissBlueangel -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/25/2013 6:23:04 AM)
Just been messaged by an 18 year old girl who wants us to use and abuse her ...then cook her alive and eat her. For real, she says. Jeez that troubles me greatly

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/25/2013 12:37:27 PM)
Just got this one: I am seeking to become a busty shemale strip dancer Full tits, hormones, implants...working for you ...earning for you... Can you help? My skype is [deleted to protect the cluless] and my Yahoo ID is [deleted to protect the clueless] Oh yeah. that's my goal in life...to have a stripper working for me...NOT!

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/25/2013 6:54:06 PM)
notice to all sexy ladies ************************ the new york - new jersey area suffering from a major shortage of sexy ladies you can help the problem by moving

TallullahHk -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/27/2013 5:19:51 PM)
This little beauty came in from a domme that I've never spoken to. I'm curious about what business I'm about to lose since, well, I don't have business to lose [8\|] you will soon find out how much business your about to lose. you will be begging for food from your mommy and looking for a place that will take you in. you are about to find out how strong I am and what a weakling yyou are

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/8/2013 9:32:33 PM)
This came from a man who messaged me wanting to chat with me because I'm older than him (oh joy); I looked at his profile and it was empty except to say he's a switch. I responded to his message with my polite generic "looked at your profile and don't believe we'd be a match" response. He says why? my profile is empty? I told him I am not interested in men willing to sub. His answer: I can assure you I'm 100% dominant. Alice fell down the rabbit hole.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/9/2013 5:49:02 PM)
Latest gem: Hello I want to be a slave to a dominating woman i will do any thang you want i love being tied up Anything I want? How about some punctuation, LOL.

theshytype -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/10/2013 3:25:20 PM)
Got this wonderful one today: "From My perspective I will be interested in inspecting the potential property. Also interested in knowing what ties it currently has, it's financial situation including any debts and who will be missing it if it were to completely disappear from society." Then he sent: "Sent to the wrong person sorrt" Awww. Bummer. And he's probably not as sorry as I am for having read it and the person it's intended for.

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/10/2013 3:31:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz Latest gem: Hello I want to be a slave to a dominating woman i will do any thang you want i love being tied up Anything I want? How about some punctuation, LOL. The reply would be, "What I want is for you to rewrite this into a proper sentence".

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