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MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/19/2013 12:46:22 PM)

I just got the simple but pointless message, "Use me".

I'll pass on that one ...



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/19/2013 1:08:21 PM)

Reminds me of an old 70s song.

Use Me



TNDommeK -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2013 3:50:57 PM)

I'm so confused on this one:
"Hi, are you new here? Just browsing profiles and saw yours.
I'd like to get to know you"
My response: " thank you for your email.
I'm not new. I've been on here for a looooong time.
Perhaps while browsing, reading would help.
Good luck to you."
His response: " you are such a fucking bitch. No wonder you're single!"

Now did anyone else get "bitchy tone" from my email? Lol
Wow, he should stay far away from the internet, definitely from over here.
Lol



directiveerror -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2013 4:06:42 PM)

i got my best a few years ago and it still hasn't been topped to this day

"I HATE YOU!! I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO YOU STUPID CUNT! YOUR JUST RASCIST YOU SHOULD GET NAZI AIDS AND DIE HITLER!"

sent to me after he asked "can you set me up with any slaves you know?" repeatedly and i said "no" repeatedly.

i like to think he thought it was funny to because i just cant make my brain imagine anyone saying that seriously.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2013 4:17:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SweetAngel43211

I got one today that said : It would be funny to see you try to handle me... and then had a pick of his cock.... I wasn't all that impressed....


Did you write back: it looks kinda like a penis, only smaller? What IS that, anyway?



SweetAngel43211 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2013 4:57:40 PM)

lol no I just hit mark as spam and delete....



MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2013 11:41:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetAngel43211

I got one today that said : It would be funny to see you try to handle me... and then had a pick of his cock.... I wasn't all that impressed....


Did you write back: it looks kinda like a penis, only smaller? What IS that, anyway?



What I don't know is, since you ladies get a shit-ton of cock pics, why you don't save the most extreme examples, and when some new wanker comes along and send you his, you send back one from your collection? That should stop 'em dead in their tracks, wouldn't it?



LadyPact -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2013 11:55:21 PM)

I've been waiting to use a certain come back for cock pics that came up while the three of us were joking around this weekend. His idea for the next time somebody sent Me an unwanted genital shot was to reply and ask the sender if he had a larger penis font.



Onerat1 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/22/2013 12:42:40 PM)

I feel left out. I just get the ones calling me fat classless lazy etc. Of course then they block me so I am not able to answer.



poise -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/22/2013 1:50:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

since you ladies get a shit-ton of cock pics, why you don't save the most extreme examples

You mean, something like this? [:-] (hah, this emoticon actually resembles the picture!)


[image]local://upfiles/1031783/35B781E47D604E6BA7A18480E147B0B0.jpg[/image]



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/22/2013 2:09:11 PM)

Sweeeeetpea I missed you so much! And I can't quite figure out if that pic is o so disturbing or someone has a twisted sense of humor. If it's the latter, then it's kinda diabolical in a funny haha way. I think? [8D]



poise -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/22/2013 2:28:45 PM)

It's definitely an unforgettable cock, and what man wouldn't want to have one of those!
(missed you bunches too, the Mister had been very ill. I hope your man recovers well, and soon!)

Now, before I thread drift any further, here's one of the funniest messages I've received.
In an empty, rolling of the eyes kind of way.

From: cluelessoncm - good afternoon princess how are you?
To: cluelessoncm - Well, I’m certainly no princess, but I am enjoying my afternoon. Thanks for asking!
From: cluelessoncm - are you near new orleans princess?



hlen5 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/22/2013 4:04:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

since you ladies get a shit-ton of cock pics, why you don't save the most extreme examples

You mean, something like this? [:-] (hah, this emoticon actually resembles the picture!)


[image]local://upfiles/1031783/35B781E47D604E6BA7A18480E147B0B0.jpg[/image]




AAAAACk!!! I was scrolling up from the bottom and saw that completely unaware!!

Quite inventive in the long run, really. Or should I say the short run??



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/1/2013 7:04:54 PM)

Not a funny message, but I keep getting a guy on my "Who is viewing me" list that has a photo that makes me laugh.

Judging by the shorts, hair cut and car he's standing in front of...the picture was taken in the 1980's. Like we're not going to notice a 30 year old picture.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/1/2013 8:01:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

since you ladies get a shit-ton of cock pics, why you don't save the most extreme examples

You mean, something like this? [:-] (hah, this emoticon actually resembles the picture!)


[image]local://upfiles/1031783/35B781E47D604E6BA7A18480E147B0B0.jpg[/image]




AAAAACk!!! I was scrolling up from the bottom and saw that completely unaware!!

Quite inventive in the long run, really. Or should I say the short run??


YIKES! Now I'll have nightmares about what it might look like in the upright position!



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/1/2013 8:04:24 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

You mean, something like this? [:-] (hah, this emoticon actually resembles the picture!)



That emoti will never look the same to me again.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/1/2013 10:14:55 PM)

Here's a gem I got:

"Topaz! Have you considered dropping off the service, since you are not actively seeking right now? It might be the best for all concerned!"

My reply:

"[The Guy's First Name!] Have you considered dropping off the planet? It might be the best for all concerned! Has it never occurred to you that people may be on here for reasons other than looking for a partner, such as the forums, staying in touch with friends, promoting their group, etc?"

Then I sent him on his way to blocked user land.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/1/2013 10:35:06 PM)

Then there's the guy from the East Coast whose profile stated that he was already owned by a Mistress. He said:

"If it were not for your hatred of History and Economics, we'd be a perfect match. What a shame."

I asked him, since he's already owned, what difference does it really make if a Domme several states away happens to hate History and Economics? What should be important are the interests he shares with the Mistress who owns him, not me. Not surprisingly, I never heard back from him.




SweetAngel43211 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/2/2013 2:21:10 PM)

So I got a series of emails from the same guy that I have just been marking as spam and deleting after reading his profile... He just kept writing to me so I answered him and pointed out several things on his and my profile that proved that we are not compatible and that is why I didn't want to get to know him...

He just wrote back saying that I am anal and rude... I tried to be polite about it, but I guess he didn't see it that way...



LadyAnne68 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/2/2013 4:02:32 PM)

Not really from the other side, but a phone conversation about a meeting in a public place... do you want me to bring my collar with me? This is for our first meeting! I told him that he could have a collar when I made him my property. He said it was a very nice collar.



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