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Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/7/2013 8:01:59 PM)

OMG.

New one for me. Being a femsub, this made me laugh.



if you where driving your car and a guy pulled up beside you while you where smoking and said hey baby i have a place you can put that out would you

You CANT make this stuff up.....



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/7/2013 8:18:29 PM)

You should be pissed. He usually offers to pay around $700 to be our ashtray [:D]



SinFix -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/12/2013 1:15:52 PM)

still living in daddy's basement?


What  a lame ass way to try and get me to respond...



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/13/2013 12:52:24 AM)

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/13/2013 10:30:47 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



You could always Google the Plano PD or Sheriff's department non-emergency number and give him that.



DaddySatyr -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/13/2013 10:39:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

You could always Google the Plano PD or Sheriff's department non-emergency number and give him that.



Is your name "Mr. Grinch"? 'Cause, you're a mean one! [:D]







MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/13/2013 10:44:50 AM)

I am a sadist, you know...



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/13/2013 11:14:38 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman


quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



You could always Google the Plano PD or Sheriff's department non-emergency number and give him that.


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And of course, the ubiquitous 'p r o s t r a t e'. Nothin' like takin' it lying down! [8D]



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/13/2013 11:19:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



I'd write him back and say 'do you know any subs in the <your town> area that would like to pay for a fabulous dinner (restaurant and menu items of my choosing), rub my feet for 2 hours, fix the broken handle on the kitchen cabinet, clean out the rain gutters, then get the hell out? I hear that produces extreme pleasure for the Domme and I'd like to experience that.'

You know, I like what I just wrote so much I'm going to keep it as a copypasta for auto-responses to ridiculous crap like what you received.



SlipSlidingAway -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/13/2013 11:28:00 AM)

How about giving him the number of a proctologist in the Plano area? I'm sure he could get some prostrate stimulation there...lol...



MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/13/2013 12:14:20 PM)

Good one.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/13/2013 12:28:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



I'd write him back and say 'do you know any subs in the <your town> area that would like to pay for a fabulous dinner (restaurant and menu items of my choosing), rub my feet for 2 hours, fix the broken handle on the kitchen cabinet, clean out the rain gutters, then get the hell out? I hear that produces extreme pleasure for the Domme and I'd like to experience that.'



One could also add "feel free to shove a butt plug up your ass before coming over if you think it'll improve your service."



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/14/2013 7:27:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman


quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



You could always Google the Plano PD or Sheriff's department non-emergency number and give him that.


I've actually done that to annoying people before. I have also given them the number of a pest control service, LOL.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/14/2013 7:33:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



I'd write him back and say 'do you know any subs in the <your town> area that would like to pay for a fabulous dinner (restaurant and menu items of my choosing), rub my feet for 2 hours, fix the broken handle on the kitchen cabinet, clean out the rain gutters, then get the hell out? I hear that produces extreme pleasure for the Domme and I'd like to experience that.'

You know, I like what I just wrote so much I'm going to keep it as a copypasta for auto-responses to ridiculous crap like what you received.


That's a good one! What I told him is that I have a lovely Domme friend in Plano who is looking for a sub (which is true), but she deserves better than a selfish, do-me sub who is only interested in what's in it for himself, then blocked him.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/14/2013 7:35:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SlipSlidingAway

How about giving him the number of a proctologist in the Plano area? I'm sure he could get some prostrate stimulation there...lol...


That's a good one, too!



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/14/2013 7:36:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



I'd write him back and say 'do you know any subs in the <your town> area that would like to pay for a fabulous dinner (restaurant and menu items of my choosing), rub my feet for 2 hours, fix the broken handle on the kitchen cabinet, clean out the rain gutters, then get the hell out? I hear that produces extreme pleasure for the Domme and I'd like to experience that.'



One could also add "feel free to shove a butt plug up your ass before coming over if you think it'll improve your service."



LOL.



Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/15/2013 5:04:40 AM)

I usually give them the number to Dial-A-Prayer.



SweetAngel43211 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/15/2013 10:29:16 AM)

I got one today that said : It would be funny to see you try to handle me... and then had a pick of his cock.... I wasn't all that impressed....



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/17/2013 12:30:54 AM)

The latest one-word gem in my in-box:

hey

Why would someone seriously expect a response to that?



MsLadySue -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/17/2013 2:19:02 AM)

I got one the other day from a younger male ... "your face is kinda scary".



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