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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2014 6:07:24 AM

MisterP61

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ORIGINAL: SinFix

Oh my favorites to receive are the ones asking if I am still looking ... not sure why they can't understand that I'm not looking at all, because in big bold letters at the beginning of my profile I state I am here for the message boards..

C'mon now... how could you not be looking for me? rofl

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2014 9:47:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Omg. I wish we could post pics, but I just got a friend request from the most MAGNIFICENT male tribal tramp stamp I have ever seen.

Hahaha, excellent

omg. my ex. DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/21/2014 1:25:00 PM

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The latest gem in my in-box:

hello, I am <nationality deleted> and I moved recently to the area, I am sub, with little experience and am looking for Dommes mistress and who want to use me

Doesn't that make me feel special, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/21/2014 8:15:00 PM

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A new one over the past two days that I found funny:

Him: Is that you in the picture? I will own and collar you!

Me: Yes it's me and I'm sure my Master would have a bit of an issue with you owning and collaring me.

Him: ARE YOU TURNING DOWN MY REQUEST?

Me: well let's see...I'm owned in real life. So yeah, but hey if you really have an issue with that, take it up with my Master, Kana. I'm sure he'll be more than happy to discuss it with you.

I'm waiting to see if he actually emails Master and if so I really can't wait to see how this plays out.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/21/2014 8:23:01 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Omg. I wish we could post pics, but I just got a friend request from the most MAGNIFICENT male tribal tramp stamp I have ever seen.

Hahaha, excellent

omg. my ex. DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!!

Hahahahaha OMG

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/21/2014 8:56:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

A new one over the past two days that I found funny:

Him: Is that you in the picture? I will own and collar you!

Me: Yes it's me and I'm sure my Master would have a bit of an issue with you owning and collaring me.

Him: ARE YOU TURNING DOWN MY REQUEST?

Me: well let's see...I'm owned in real life. So yeah, but hey if you really have an issue with that, take it up with my Master, Kana. I'm sure he'll be more than happy to discuss it with you.

I'm waiting to see if he actually emails Master and if so I really can't wait to see how this plays out.

"Pack your bags, get in the box, I just got a new Harley!" (just kidding).

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/22/2014 2:05:48 AM

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LW can hide with me until the discussions are over with. She will enjoy the Texas weather (changing all the time). Cane can pick you up...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/22/2014 5:28:15 AM

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quote:

Ill pay you 400 buck to tie me to a chair and feed me nasty food. don't worry if your into this i can come to you.

He's given up on the request to be a human ashtray, and moved on to a human garbage disposal!!!! Progress??

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/22/2014 6:28:26 AM

ShaharThorne

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From someone we know and love...

"What are you doing up? Get to bed!"

Told him I just got up...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/23/2014 11:47:47 AM

hlen5

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His first message en toto: a parrot

Me: A blue-footed booby??
Seriously, I laughed out loud about your one word. I hope you are having a great day!

the whole war on women thing......its funny, the party and people who actually do have a war on women and fight tooth and nail for that cause........accuse others of having a war on woman

so parrot, heres a cracker

You should see the respectful thoughtful conversation I'm having with a Republican on that very subject.
Rather than slam and run, perhaps in the future you might actually talk instead of being a knee-jerk parrot of the right.
So Booby, have a fish!!

who ran?

That’s true, you didn’t run. Points for you!

thats what political blog sites are for
in the words of Hillary, "what difference does it make?"

And yet mocking my profile pics was the first thing you did.

no, I mocked you
now, get back to eviscerating any woman who doesnt "get with the program"
and dont forget any minority who doesnt toe the democratic line

And I had such hopes for you not being a dick.....
Please re-read this correspondence and realize I wrote to a whole person. Be happy with your unthinking self!! Say Bye-bye!!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/23/2014 11:57:21 AM

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I got a "Wow, you're stunning" message, might have made me feel special if he hadn't triggered the bulk content filter ;)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/23/2014 12:07:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: littlewonder
Me: well let's see...I'm owned in real life. So yeah, but hey if you really have an issue with that, take it up with my Master, Kana. I'm sure he'll be more than happy to discuss it with you.

ROFL, my general instructions to Carol should she get hit on in public is to say flat out that "Who I have sex with isn't my call. Want me to call my husband and see whether I should fuck you or not?"

Sadly Carol doesn't give off the "hit on me" vibe so it never happens.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2014 5:12:13 AM

jlf1961

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quote:

I am looking for relocation

That is the entire message.

Gee I am looking for the winning mega millions and power ball numbers.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2014 7:31:46 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

quote:

I am looking for relocation

That is the entire message.

Gee I am looking for the winning mega millions and power ball numbers.

I love those messages. Last one I had, I played with 'her' for about a week before they gave up. Now, for some reason, I don't get scam mail in my inbox. I believe I'm on a list somewhere of 'people who don't fall for this shit'. Wish I'd have saved those messages, but there it is.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2014 8:32:06 AM

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I love the ones who are moving to my city for work in a month. Ok, what city is you are moving to? Coastal. Alright, show me on a map where the city of "coastal" Georgia is and you get a freebie. Sadly no one has ever found it...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/28/2014 11:21:43 AM

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I have been reading with so much interest (and laughter) this long thread for so much time, that I thought I would add my contribution.
It's definitively not that original but nevertheless unexpected for a first message.
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Dated:
3/28/14 6:05 PM
I am into bitches like you. Dont know what is it about your cunts that brings out the animal in me. You seem ripe for punishment. Have you ever been properly used and humiliated by an Indian master? I dont respect women at all and know their true place which is kneeling down with dicks in their holes. So if you want humiliation, training and abuse that you have never experienced before get in touch slut
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I welcome any eventual suggestions for (no) replys :)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/28/2014 11:52:40 AM

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I just got a one liner that said "Be my whore" which included a graphic photo. Woohoo!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/28/2014 11:56:02 AM

LadyConstanze

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

quote:

I am looking for relocation

That is the entire message.

Gee I am looking for the winning mega millions and power ball numbers.

I'm usually just looking for my keys and other items I have misplaced

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/28/2014 2:18:11 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: xaredsecrets
Dated:
3/28/14 6:05 PM
I am into bitches like you. Dont know what is it about your cunts that brings out the animal in me. You seem ripe for punishment. Have you ever been properly used and humiliated by an Indian master? I dont respect women at all and know their true place which is kneeling down with dicks in their holes. So if you want humiliation, training and abuse that you have never experienced before get in touch slut

Damn, that's...special.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/28/2014 3:17:27 PM

LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: FeralFoxy

quote:

ORIGINAL: xaredsecrets
Dated:
3/28/14 6:05 PM
I am into bitches like you. Dont know what is it about your cunts that brings out the animal in me. You seem ripe for punishment. Have you ever been properly used and humiliated by an Indian master? I dont respect women at all and know their true place which is kneeling down with dicks in their holes. So if you want humiliation, training and abuse that you have never experienced before get in touch slut

Damn, that's...special.

As I remember, it's not "special" at all. I think this is a classic that's a cut-n-paste that we've seen here before.

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