Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" Page: <<   < prev  49 50 [51] 52 53   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/18/2014 11:08:14 PM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		him: So what R U? a slave?
me: I dunno. I forget what my profile says.

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to Spiritedsub2)
Profile   Post #: 1001
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 5:43:34 AM   
ShaharThorne


Posts: 11071
Joined: 2/24/2009
From: Somewhere in TX
Status: offline 		"I pay you $250 to pee on my face..."

Are the subs getting poorer or just desperate?

_____________________________

Goddess of Yarn

You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

(in reply to GreedyTop)
Profile   Post #: 1002
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 12:57:53 PM   
Blonderfluff


Posts: 2253
Joined: 10/9/2013
From: Down the Shore
Status: offline 		Omg! Shahar! I just got the same exact one.

Must be all the "watersports" threads.

_____________________________

Don't fear moving forward slowly...fear standing still.



I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde.

(in reply to ShaharThorne)
Profile   Post #: 1003
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 1:53:18 PM   
Lynnxz


Posts: 4813
Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
Status: offline 		Omg. I wish we could post pics, but I just got a friend request from the most MAGNIFICENT male tribal tramp stamp I have ever seen.

Hahaha, excellent

_____________________________

HBIC



(in reply to Blonderfluff)
Profile   Post #: 1004
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 3:05:12 PM   
LadyConstanze


Posts: 9722
Joined: 2/18/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Omg! Shahar! I just got the same exact one.

Must be all the "watersports" threads.


I think we should start bottling and selling, LOL

_____________________________

There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary
Those who do and those who don't!

http://exdomme.blogspot.com/2012/07/public-service-announcement.html

(in reply to Blonderfluff)
Profile   Post #: 1005
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 4:20:34 PM   
ExiledTyrant


Posts: 4547
Joined: 12/9/2013
From: Exiled
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Omg! Shahar! I just got the same exact one.

Must be all the "watersports" threads.


I think we should start bottling and selling, LOL







Attachment (1)

_____________________________

Gnothi Seauton
To lead, first follow: Aurelius, Epictetus, Descartes, Sun Tzu, to name a few.

Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

(in reply to LadyConstanze)
Profile   Post #: 1006
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 4:23:08 PM   
LadyConstanze


Posts: 9722
Joined: 2/18/2005
Status: offline 		Admit, we are washing a fortune down the drain everytime we girls have a little pee ;)

We could do mixes and sorts of stuff, I recently even found a site that tells you what to eat so your pee will turn a funny colour.

I admit, this could have marketing potential ;)

_____________________________

There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary
Those who do and those who don't!

http://exdomme.blogspot.com/2012/07/public-service-announcement.html

(in reply to ExiledTyrant)
Profile   Post #: 1007
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 4:25:22 PM   
Blonderfluff


Posts: 2253
Joined: 10/9/2013
From: Down the Shore
Status: offline 		Lol. I ADMIT. LadyC. This is not the I Admit thread!!!

Bahahahaha

_____________________________

Don't fear moving forward slowly...fear standing still.



I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde.

(in reply to LadyConstanze)
Profile   Post #: 1008
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 4:26:05 PM   
ExiledTyrant


Posts: 4547
Joined: 12/9/2013
From: Exiled
Status: offline 		I can see it already:

Ür Èn #1 thru 666

Think of the possibilities.

Jus sayin
Exiled

_____________________________

Gnothi Seauton
To lead, first follow: Aurelius, Epictetus, Descartes, Sun Tzu, to name a few.

Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

(in reply to LadyConstanze)
Profile   Post #: 1009
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 4:27:46 PM   
Blonderfluff


Posts: 2253
Joined: 10/9/2013
From: Down the Shore
Status: offline 		Or

Sweet Pee by Lady C

_____________________________

Don't fear moving forward slowly...fear standing still.



I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde.

(in reply to ExiledTyrant)
Profile   Post #: 1010
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 4:32:04 PM   
MasterCaneman


Posts: 3842
Joined: 3/21/2013
Status: offline 		Gives a whole new meaning to the old term 'toilet water', doesn't it? I suggest "P'issoir" (uttered in a breathless whisper every five seconds during the ad).

_____________________________

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and ambition.

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. ~ Sun Tzu

Goddess Wrangler



(in reply to Blonderfluff)
Profile   Post #: 1011
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 4:44:59 PM   
LadyConstanze


Posts: 9722
Joined: 2/18/2005
Status: offline 		Hey, if we girls run out, you guys can help with the production. I mean they are offering $250 for direct delivery, for say the bargain price of a mere $150 they get their own bottle and can administer their little shower where ever, when ever....

Doesn't that taking the piss to a new meaning?

_____________________________

There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary
Those who do and those who don't!

http://exdomme.blogspot.com/2012/07/public-service-announcement.html

(in reply to MasterCaneman)
Profile   Post #: 1012
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 4:46:19 PM   
ExiledTyrant


Posts: 4547
Joined: 12/9/2013
From: Exiled
Status: offline 		And "pissing your money away" if you don't jump on this "golden" opportunity.

Jus sayin
Exiled

_____________________________

Gnothi Seauton
To lead, first follow: Aurelius, Epictetus, Descartes, Sun Tzu, to name a few.

Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

(in reply to LadyConstanze)
Profile   Post #: 1013
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 4:55:21 PM   
LadyConstanze


Posts: 9722
Joined: 2/18/2005
Status: offline 		You could be production manager "Drink more, you bitches, we have outstanding orders for 5 gallons, you're behind production targets!"

_____________________________

There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary
Those who do and those who don't!

http://exdomme.blogspot.com/2012/07/public-service-announcement.html

(in reply to ExiledTyrant)
Profile   Post #: 1014
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2014 5:04:14 PM   
ExiledTyrant


Posts: 4547
Joined: 12/9/2013
From: Exiled
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

You could be production manager "Drink more, you bitches, we have outstanding orders for 5 gallons, you're behind production targets!"


Wizenberg



_____________________________

Gnothi Seauton
To lead, first follow: Aurelius, Epictetus, Descartes, Sun Tzu, to name a few.

Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

(in reply to LadyConstanze)
Profile   Post #: 1015
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2014 12:45:59 AM   
ShaharThorne


Posts: 11071
Joined: 2/24/2009
From: Somewhere in TX
Status: offline 		Y'alll have to wait until I take my Lasix! I will be running to the bathroom every 20 minutes then.


_____________________________

Goddess of Yarn

You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

(in reply to ExiledTyrant)
Profile   Post #: 1016
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2014 5:23:39 AM   
SinFix


Posts: 866
Joined: 4/1/2011
Status: offline 		Do you swallow semen?

Just got this one in my mail.. Sometimes I don't think there are grown men on the other side that can read a profile..

(in reply to ShaharThorne)
Profile   Post #: 1017
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2014 5:40:55 AM   
MisterP61


Posts: 1345
Joined: 10/9/2007
Status: offline 		In defense of My gender <beats chest> we ARE told from a young age that the "swallow" is the bird of true love (but yeah... most of the "men" on the other side are wankers... I see what LadyP gets )

ETA the most funny are the ones that start with "I read your profile..." then go on to ask for all the things She specifically says She does not want lol

< Message edited by MisterP61 -- 3/20/2014 5:47:03 AM >

_____________________________

Proudly married to the "Diva of Destruction" LadyPact
Though the truth may vary, this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore - Of Monsters and Men
What is the maximum effective range of an excuse? Zero meters!

(in reply to SinFix)
Profile   Post #: 1018
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2014 5:43:25 AM   
theshytype


Posts: 1600
Status: offline 		No specific message. I get this one all the time:

"I'm married also"

Or, similar variations. My inbox seems to be a confessional for married men.

(in reply to SinFix)
Profile   Post #: 1019
RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2014 6:03:30 AM   
SinFix


Posts: 866
Joined: 4/1/2011
Status: offline 		Oh my favorites to receive are the ones asking if I am still looking ... not sure why they can't understand that I'm not looking at all, because in big bold letters at the beginning of my profile I state I am here for the message boards..

(in reply to MisterP61)
Profile   Post #: 1020
Page:   <<   < prev  49 50 [51] 52 53   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" Page: <<   < prev  49 50 [51] 52 53   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.125