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Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 9:54:24 AM)
Just HAD to run right over here and share this.... Females are inferior to Men. You have been programmed by the Lord to serve us, the real representatives of Him on Earth, as we have created in his same shape. Therefore, men are living representations of God to be worshipped and obeyed by females and your subconscious know this. The evidence of this is that female happiness is lower since the irruption of feminism in the 60s. I "irrupted" in laughter ....

Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 9:56:24 AM)
bless his lil heart

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 10:12:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Just HAD to run right over here and share this.... Females are inferior to Men. You have been programmed by the Lord to serve us, the real representatives of Him on Earth, as we have created in his same shape. Therefore, men are living representations of God to be worshipped and obeyed by females and your subconscious know this. The evidence of this is that female happiness is lower since the irruption of feminism in the 60s. I "irrupted" in laughter .... You should've reminded him that the woman made as equal chose the barren wastes over Eden cuz Adam was an asshat, so he got Eve. Jus sayin

Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 10:56:45 AM)
Yeah. But then he'd bring up that whole pesky "apple and serpent" incident. So I just blocked and deleted. :)

mnottertail -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 10:58:56 AM)
but your subconscious know he right. jus' sayin'. deal.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 11:01:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Yeah. But then he'd bring up that whole pesky "apple and serpent" incident. So I just blocked and deleted. :) That was Eve, the second wife. Jus sayin

Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 11:08:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Yeah. But then he'd bring up that whole pesky "apple and serpent" incident. So I just blocked and deleted. :) That was Eve, the second wife. Jus sayin ??? Wut??? I know I'm blonde...but... Care to enlighten, Father Tyrant.?:)

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 11:17:41 AM)
Lilith was made from the earth and received the breath of life, just as Adam did. She didn't care for the role laid out before her and left Eden. Three angels were sent to her to urge her return, she refused and was damned.... Very long story short, Eve was made from Adams rib, a part of him, in service to him, to accept the role that was intended for woman. That's the myth/theology of it. So when chest thumping idiots utilize religion to kowtow you, remind them of Lilith. Jus sayin

Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 11:22:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail but your subconscious know he right. jus' sayin'. deal. Yes sir. Blow job, sir?

ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 12:24:37 PM)
I love it when Lilith is brought up...she would not let anyone walk over her.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 12:29:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne I love it when Lilith is brought up...she would not let anyone walk over her. Bingo ;)

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 2:28:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail but your subconscious know he right. jus' sayin'. deal. Yes sir. Blow job, sir? Oh stop. You're just going to give him a swelled head...

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 4:42:46 PM)
Lilith was the Babylonian goddess of SIDS. No one worshiped her, they sought to placate her. The myth that she was Adam's first wife arose much later.

Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 6:13:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail but your subconscious know he right. jus' sayin'. deal. Yes sir. Blow job, sir? Oh stop. You're just going to give him a swelled head... Shit. It's waaaay too late for that....I just like to make him laugh. :)

smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 7:29:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail but your subconscious know he right. jus' sayin'. deal. Yes sir. Blow job, sir? Oh stop. You're just going to give him a swelled head... Shit. It's waaaay too late for that....I just like to make him laugh. :) So his avatar IS an accurate depiction?? I knew it! As far as the message saying "The evidence of this is that female happiness is lower since the irruption of feminism in the 60s. " I keep hearing this same line over and over....but only from men. I never hear this from any women. I don't know any women who are old enough to remember life before feminism who claim to be less happy than they were before feminism.

MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/12/2014 9:48:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Heard this from a lovely gentleman tonight: "I will just grab ur head .... push u down to your knees and skull fuck ur face ... making u grunt fuck my dick with ur mouth ..." It made me laugh to remember what Caneman says about messages like this: "he sounds nice". He sounds nice...I'm so using 'grunt fuck' when I get the chance...

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/13/2014 6:12:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Heard this from a lovely gentleman tonight: "I will just grab ur head .... push u down to your knees and skull fuck ur face ... making u grunt fuck my dick with ur mouth ..." It made me laugh to remember what Caneman says about messages like this: "he sounds nice". He sounds nice...I'm so using 'grunt fuck' when I get the chance... And may that chance arise early and often [:)]

shiftyw -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/24/2014 11:18:36 AM)
Its been a long time since I received a message from someone I didn't talk to on here, but I woke up to this in my inbox this morning... "Hi. My name is Alan-John. Anyway, I'm a tall, masculine, faithful man who is interested in having a long term relationship with a woman who would enjoy having a faithful boyfriend and the freedom for her to have sex with hung black men for fun. I am not gay or bisexual. I just happen to get turn on by the idea of sharing my woman to hung black men. I am not submissive. I am six feet tall, and in great shape. Let me know if you're interested." What about a profile that states I'm in a relationship and can't stand racism implies that he is the man for me?

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/24/2014 11:29:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw Its been a long time since I received a message from someone I didn't talk to on here, but I woke up to this in my inbox this morning... "Hi. My name is Alan-John. Anyway, I'm a tall, masculine, faithful man who is interested in having a long term relationship with a woman who would enjoy having a faithful boyfriend and the freedom for her to have sex with hung black men for fun. I am not gay or bisexual. I just happen to get turn on by the idea of sharing my woman to hung black men. I am not submissive. I am six feet tall, and in great shape. Let me know if you're interested." What about a profile that states I'm in a relationship and can't stand racism implies that he is the man for me? I hate to break the news to you, babe, but if you take profile info, C/P it into an online translator, continue to C/P the results from each translation, by the time you go from A-Z and then back to English, it's pretty much exactly what you want it to say. Once I got your profile info all the way to Swahili, the things you wanted to do with gerbils just ruined it for me.

RockaRolla -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/24/2014 11:30:43 AM)
A particularly amusing string of messages that unfolded last night. The transformation of high-protocol slave to do-me sub: "Ms may I have permission too talk with you" "Do u need a slave boy" "I'm married and not looking for long term myself. Just looking for a mistress too serve" "I'm a pathetic man looking too be put in my place. I have always been a selfish pig"

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