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KYsissy -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/14/2014 6:16:34 PM)
Does this one even count? Hello how r u? i am looking for long term submissive or slave life partner. do u have yahoo id or msn or skype or gmail account. Can u visit India for a week or ten days? Do u have passport?

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/15/2014 10:16:17 PM)
Yup, it counts. Wants you to go off site & visit India. Bet your profile wasn't even read.

GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/17/2014 8:18:39 AM)
I love when someone tells me I need to get off the site since I am not searching. him: "so why? go away and stop wasting our time." me: Just to piss you off.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/17/2014 10:13:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I love when someone tells me I need to get off the site since I am not searching. him: "so why? go away and stop wasting our time." me: Just to piss you off. LOL, good answer. I get those from time to time. I had one say to me, "Topaz! Have you considered dropping off the service? It might be the best for all concerned, since you are not looking." My reply, "Clueless Idiot #9,994! (not his real name of course) Have you considered dropping off the planet? It might be the best for all concerned, since you are so annoying."

GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/18/2014 9:14:43 AM)
snicker

smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/19/2014 4:37:02 AM)
This one triggered a "bulk content filter" so I'm sure everyone has already seen it, but in case you haven't... "HI ...I'm *** I am 35 I live in * I am a Lotto Winner , so I have the time and money to do this I am looking for a live in slave someone to take care of me and my house You must cook and clean and do all the inside work All the shopping U will be a sex slave Oral slave ... I love bondage I will be your Lord and Master I would love to talk to you .... Please take the time to message me back Thank You" Lotto winner huh? I'm sure he will get a lot of overseas attention

GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/19/2014 10:10:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I love when someone tells me I need to get off the site since I am not searching. him: "so why? go away and stop wasting our time." me: Just to piss you off. His response (followed by *gasphorrorletmedieinshame* me being blocked...): Has nothing to do with me. You are the idiot. I'm not involved. (I didn't know I was in the running for being "THE IDIOT") I had tried to ask him why my being on the site was such a problem to him... shrug

lalbobbilynn -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/19/2014 12:01:54 PM)
Smilforme50 i havent been honored w/ the lotto winner .... as of yet. i miss all the fun stuff.

DominantWoman65 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/25/2014 6:40:20 PM)
I have finally heard from the human ashtray guy. Offering rate is now 500. I told him that it was his lucky night. He was being blocked and deleted for free.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/26/2014 7:36:11 AM)
"Well, it didn't work out between me and that other slut, so lets me and you get together. Your fat but we can work on that. Hit me up baby" Yeah. I'll be jumping right on that, like hit him up with a ballbat perhaps.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/31/2014 10:14:44 PM)
The latest gem from a guy young enough to be my son: Im just looking for someone that i can have a deep conversation(s) with so i can enjoy the perspective a domme has and so i may get to kno the mind of goddess..i am a REAL person just like to be descreet about this..may i be your servant Goddess? I am 23, but i CANT FIND A LOCAL DOMME ANYWHERE! That is why i messaged you..i am single and live in <location removed>. Pretty much i would like a life long relationship ultimately with my owner...right now im just messaging domme to see if they are interested...so yeah it is about 10 maybe more that i have messaged...i am not a service only domme i am into everything...like cbt, sounding, and cuckold...i have a ...what honestly after all is said and done...may be a near obsession..more like a strong passion for women, there feminity and there simularities to what call the star goddess...lol i digress by saying...and im only now starting starting to relise this as i mature into my mid 20's...i believe that women of european descent and cuacasian ethnicity are smarter and more beautiful then all other types of women...im not arracist thsats just mybelief..def willing to relocate..i am a janitor. my last owner...she pretty much did what she wanted no safe words...i have an alter ego, but my true self inside is a slave learning from a women what it seems like man cant understand on his own. Women seem more happy with life in general, like they have a connection with nature and the cosmos that a man jus cant obtain, i really believe they are liken to godlike beings when it comes to there peace and beauty they seem to contain lol At least he's honest about sending this message to a lot of different women. Since he obviously doesn't read profiles, I doubt anyone would have responded, unless it was to tell him off, LOL.

Marlenalove -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/9/2014 5:36:29 AM)
Got this one this morning "Excuse me miss, would you be interested in sitting on a males face and never letting him up for air till he writes on a pad all his personal info, acct info and gives you all his money forever?" Hmm. Sounds like a win, win for me!!!! I get non-stop oral sex, PLUS...I never have to work again, because I'll have ALL his personal info and account numbers!!! Of course, in this case it probably means his school ID, and a pre paid debit card with .42 cents in it. But hey, I'm the lucky one, right?? Male subs are quite the mystery to me....

smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/9/2014 7:45:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marlenalove Male subs are quite the mystery to me.... I'm with you there....

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/9/2014 8:22:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marlenalove Got this one this morning "Excuse me miss, would you be interested in sitting on a males face and never letting him up for air till he writes on a pad all his personal info, acct info and gives you all his money forever?" Hmm. Sounds like a win, win for me!!!! I get non-stop oral sex, PLUS...I never have to work again, because I'll have ALL his personal info and account numbers!!! Of course, in this case it probably means his school ID, and a pre paid debit card with .42 cents in it. But hey, I'm the lucky one, right?? Male subs are quite the mystery to me.... ROFL - As if he could write that information on a pad with someone sitting on his face smothering him. I know what head he's thinking with!

smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/16/2014 3:14:01 PM)
Ok.....so this isn't really a message I got from someone, but I was looking at some new profiles and I just couldn't resist sending someone a message. The man's profile said that he was from "Jacksonville Delaware". Now....Delaware is the second smallest state in the US and I have lived here for 44 years of my life. I may need to look at a map to drive to some of the places I don't visit very often (Not terribly familiar with western Sussex County...) but if you name a town I can tell you what county it's in, what other towns are nearby, and what major roads are close. I can tell you where any major road runs and what it intersects with. Well, I can also tell you that there is NO "Jacksonville" Delaware. So I couldn't resist and I had to ask.... "You've got my curiosity piqued..... Where is Jacksonville Delaware? Which county is it in....what larger town is it near? I've lived in Delaware for 44 of my 48 years and I have never heard of it." His profile says that he lives 750 miles away from me. You know....you would have to drive the full length of the state between the 2 furthest points almost EIGHT times before you rode 750 miles.... You know....if you're going to mess around and lie about where you are from, it's probably smartest to say that you are from a heavily populated area. There may or may not be a "Jacksonville" California, but California is big enough so that I'll bet a lot of people who live there don't know one way or the other. Just my thought....

KYsissy -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/16/2014 3:38:49 PM)
I have cashed in a winning lotto ticket too. I think it was for $10. But hey, I'm a lotto winner!!!

InHisHeart -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/16/2014 5:41:21 PM)
I just got the ashtray guy........"if i pay you 500 buck would you tie me up legs spread and use me as an ash tray?" If I didn't quit smoking, I could be in 500. Oh well............

CrazyHarleyQuinn -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/16/2014 9:19:30 PM)
"Hello Mistress, I was wanting to know if you had me tied up with my cock and balls wide open and i couldn't move at all, and with no limits to what you could do or use on my cock and balls what would you do and use, ANYTHING in the world that you want Miss The weirdest, meanest, funniest, cruelest and sadistic things you would do or use on my cock and balls for CBT (Cock and Ball Torture) or humiliation??? Animals/Bugs NOT off limits" That's the winner of weirdest for today.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/17/2014 4:45:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: InHisHeart I just got the ashtray guy........"if i pay you 500 buck would you tie me up legs spread and use me as an ash tray?" If I didn't quit smoking, I could be in 500. Oh well............ I got this one today, and I remember when I got it last year the offer was $700. Now it's $500? Cheap bastard.

CrazyHarleyQuinn -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/20/2014 1:24:47 PM)
A "Dom" sent me this message: "No skype huh? Someone probably who looks like they were hit repeatedly in the face with a bat and small tits and big ass shouldnt say things like no skype. Limited enough. but hey youre not hopeless? Think how much better you make other women look by comparison?" Funny how he was nearly twice my age, yet never learned how to be a decent person. He blocked me, too! So I never got to say my reply :( He was afraid of the wrath of the small titted she beast.

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