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Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/22/2014 7:09:38 PM)
Got 2 messages today, one just asking me about the mosquito situation where I live, and the second guy sent me a picture of his salad. I figured it's time to hide my profile for awhile.

dcnovice -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/22/2014 7:18:32 PM)
quote: the second guy sent me a picture of his salad. Is "salad" slang for bodily parts, or was it an actual photo of raw produce? I'm not sure which would disturb me more.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/22/2014 7:22:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice quote: the second guy sent me a picture of his salad. Is "salad" slang for bodily parts, or was it an actual photo of raw produce? I'm not sure which would disturb me more. Haha! Nope, no slang or metaphor, just a bowl of salad. No explanation for it either. I just couldn't think of anything to say about it. He probably thinks my lack of comment about it means I'm a fake :D

CreativeDominant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/22/2014 11:22:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NookieNotes quote: ORIGINAL: RockaRolla "My called what? At least finish your sentences." Yeah, I thought that, too. He did send that last little gem and block me. cries ~shakes head~ such a mean girl Oh...wait...nm...[;)]

NookieNotes -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 2:25:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Got 2 messages today, one just asking me about the mosquito situation where I live, and the second guy sent me a picture of his salad. I figured it's time to hide my profile for awhile. I've gotten the mosquito one several times. WTF? I though he only cared about MY mosquitoes! quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant quote: ORIGINAL: NookieNotes quote: ORIGINAL: RockaRolla "My called what? At least finish your sentences." Yeah, I thought that, too. He did send that last little gem and block me. cries ~shakes head~ such a mean girl Oh...wait...nm...[;)] LOL!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 1:21:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 I know the women here get all sorts of funny messages from guys on the dating side of CM. "Funny" encompasses a wide spectrum. I don't know if men have the same experience. What I do know is I'd love to read some of your favorite messages, be they WTF, or funny, or bizarro, whatever. Anyone who'd like to share? I got this one last night (I'm 53) copied below in its entirety exactly as received: hello good age I get all kinds of chics offering themselves to me....it's embarrassing actually....(but I deal with it as respectfully as I can). The fact that I'm black only makes the chase all the more interesting.

mnottertail -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 1:22:41 PM)
R U looking for a real salve?

ReinRaus -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 1:59:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail R U looking for a real salve? I know I am. This time of year it's so hard to find a salve that moisturizes without being greasy. [;)]

CreativeDominant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 4:30:33 PM)
First message...I swear: Are you going to pay to move me there? How will you handle that? Give me a check or make the arrangements yourself? You look like you'll be a nice master.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 4:40:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant First message...I swear: Are you going to pay to move me there? How will you handle that? Give me a check or make the arrangements yourself? You look like you'll be a nice master. HA!!! I would've told her, "The company is coming to collect you. Do not call the police for that shall infuriate them and cost me a slave." Jus sayin

sexyred1 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 5:55:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant First message...I swear: Are you going to pay to move me there? How will you handle that? Give me a check or make the arrangements yourself? You look like you'll be a nice master. Come on...you do look and sound like a nice Master. Give her credit for good taste at least, even if she's crazy.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 8:06:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail R U looking for a real salve? Salve?

DaddySatyr -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 8:12:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail R U looking for a real salve? Salve? They probably heard about his rash. Michael

CreativeDominant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/23/2014 9:10:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant First message...I swear: Are you going to pay to move me there? How will you handle that? Give me a check or make the arrangements yourself? You look like you'll be a nice master. Come on...you do look and sound like a nice Master. Give her credit for good taste at least, even if she's crazy. You sweet and lovely girl...~blushes~

UnholyBear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/24/2014 4:15:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant First message...I swear: Are you going to pay to move me there? How will you handle that? Give me a check or make the arrangements yourself? You look like you'll be a nice master. ~shakes head over that message~

smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/27/2014 8:30:29 AM)
At The bottom of the bright red bulk message warning, was this question.... "How bad are the Mosquitoes there in late spring and summer?" WTF??

Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/27/2014 8:33:25 AM)
I got that message twice, I think he wanted to be staked out and bitten, cos he had sent me the same thing a couple of months before and I responded ....this time LOL I just deleted it.

smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/27/2014 8:43:46 AM)
Oops...... Sorry that got duplicated

smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/27/2014 8:49:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant First message...I swear: Are you going to pay to move me there? How will you handle that? Give me a check or make the arrangements yourself? You look like you'll be a nice master. Come on...you do look and sound like a nice Master. Give her credit for good taste at least, even if she's crazy. You sweet and lovely girl...~blushes~ I agree with sexyred.....you do look and sound like a nice Master But I want to know who this other girl is because she's just copying MY game!!!

CreativeDominant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/27/2014 9:08:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: smileforme50 quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant First message...I swear: Are you going to pay to move me there? How will you handle that? Give me a check or make the arrangements yourself? You look like you'll be a nice master. Come on...you do look and sound like a nice Master. Give her credit for good taste at least, even if she's crazy. You sweet and lovely girl...~blushes~ I agree with sexyred.....you do look and sound like a nice Master (ala Scrooge) Such a remarkable girl...such an intelligent girl!! quote: But I want to know who this other girl is because she's just copying MY game!!! R.O.F.L.C.D.A.O.

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