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FieryOpal -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/22/2015 1:07:46 PM)

I wouldn't call these "funny" exactly...

We're somewhat snowed in this weekend. Here's what was waiting for me in my Inbox by a "sub" total stranger in his late 40s who should know better:
"I can eat your pussy. Would you like that?"

Is this that adultfuckfinder site? [8|]
Deleted Unread. (which I rarely resort to doing)

Then another fool in his first contact message yesterday attached a bunch of pics. Fugly facial...but at least it was a facial.
Three more unsolicited attachments followed:
-- Foot worship scene. Let me point out here that no foot fetishist is putting his unsanitary toe-sucking mouth anywhere near my body parts, or will ever get to kiss me on the lips. [:'(]
-- Facesitting. Refer to above comment.
-- Dildo gag in penetration mode. [:'(] (Instrument of choice for the virility-challenged)

This was how my reply started off: "Don't ever do that again. Nobody else does this, attaching more than a facial or clothed full-body pic with their intro message. (They may have an offensively graphic main profile pic, which isn't allowed either, although the site relies on other users to report them.) I won't report you, but others will. This is what your profile's photo gallery is for, and quite frankly, even then it would be a huge turn-off for me. This may be a kink site, but the biggest mistake wannabe subs make is by leading with their kinks & fetishes. Not a smart move, considering that there are roughly 30 male subs to every available Domme here."

Methinks I shall be transitioning off this site sooner than I'd originally intended....



shiftyw -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/22/2015 1:10:15 PM)

"I know this isn't what you are here for but, If you can't see my profile let me know. That has been addressed with tech support Thank you for eventually skype verifying.. I want to get to know you so I may jack off to you on camera on occasion, is that ok with you??"

at least he asked right?



needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/23/2015 9:25:37 AM)

I had a 'local' guy send me a compliment. nice enough. he then decided to look at my profile, and sent me an apology, but he just wanted to let me know (my profile is still VERY clear about me only being here for this side, and in fact I had tried several times to delete it, but oh well, it also says that I have no interest in anyone what-so-ever), so, being the polite person that I am I send the guy a 'thank you'.

BIG mistake! apparently this means I now want to talk.....because you know it's just so hard to find real people on here [8|] having ignored all of them his last one started with 'so you really are here just for the forums then?'.......no shit, Sherlock! I did delete that one unread, and so far that seems to have done the trick.

I've also had a couple of guys that are rather upset that I dare to have an account here, but not be interested in looking. it does amuse me that they get so narky about women they can't have lol

needles



smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/23/2015 4:58:00 PM)

A very simple message.... " I got a pound puppy from the pound and he has killed two mice in the last two days"

That's it....just one sentence, short and.....sweet(?)



ResidentSadist -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/25/2015 11:20:36 PM)

Well, it's not a message, but it is from the other side. This nerdy looking girl that is seeking male Dom couples popped up on my radar. She says slaves dont choose their owners and the first man to marry her wins because she only will submit to a husband, Shae also says that she is ugly, learned to live with it and gets wet thinking about how disgusting she is to other people.

Okie dokie . . . you know I had to read her journal after that. In her journal I see she has been dumped at the altar when he "didn't show up" and that she isn't going to worrying about men anymore because she really doesn't like them.

Now that is marriage material if ever there was eh?



ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/26/2015 3:59:52 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Well, it's not a message, but it is from the other side. This nerdy looking girl that is seeking male Dom couples popped up on my radar. She says slaves dont choose their owners and the first man to marry her wins because she only will submit to a husband, Shae also says that she is ugly, learned to live with it and gets wet thinking about how disgusting she is to other people.

Okie dokie . . . you know I had to read her journal after that. In her journal I see she has been dumped at the altar when he "didn't show up" and that she isn't going to worrying about men anymore because she really doesn't like them.

Now that is marriage material if ever there was eh?



I do not know why you didn't snap her right up!?!?!?!?



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/27/2015 7:10:18 PM)


Just got this from a local male dom who is totally unknown to me as a first message:
cluelessmaledom:
555-555-5555 (real phone number hidden to protect the idiotic) "I'll fuck you honey"

Blocked him, but have half a mind to go write the number on some bathroom walls.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/27/2015 7:46:48 PM)

Now if you were truly evil (I am), I'd find a real local dive bar & have the # and message left in the men's room. Okay, now I get why I'm told that while I may look innocent, I have a twisted & devious mind. [8D]



DaddySatyr -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/27/2015 10:16:28 PM)


Forget the dive bars ... the local truck stop (make sure it's an all-night type).



Michael



ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/27/2015 10:46:48 PM)

That is just plain ebil...use a Sharpie!!!!
[8D]



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/27/2015 11:38:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr


Forget the dive bars ... the local truck stop (make sure it's an all-night type).



Michael

The local truck stops are safer here than the dive bars. This entire town, for the most part, is a dive! I know, I live here, but I didnt realize how bad it was until it was too late. [>:]



Kittenluv954 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/28/2015 12:32:51 AM)

give his number to everest, itt tech, sanford brown, kaplan university, you know... all those annoying tech schools that call 800 times a day for months before accepting you arent interested in any of their programs. his phone will never stop ringing.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/28/2015 1:10:18 AM)

Everest just closed its doors this week across Canada. They had to file for bankruptcy. One student was within a day, one lousy day, of writing her final exam & getting her diploma. All down the drain. I don't trust any of those "schools".

**Back to our regularly scheduled program**



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/28/2015 7:42:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Now if you were truly evil (I am), I'd find a real local dive bar & have the # and message left in the men's room. Okay, now I get why I'm told that while I may look innocent, I have a twisted & devious mind. [8D]


I was actually thinking along the same lines :)



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/28/2015 7:45:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr


Forget the dive bars ... the local truck stop (make sure it's an all-night type).



Michael


Yeah, there are some of them down along I-20, maybe half an hour from here.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/28/2015 7:57:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Kittenluv954

give his number to everest, itt tech, sanford brown, kaplan university, you know... all those annoying tech schools that call 800 times a day for months before accepting you arent interested in any of their programs. his phone will never stop ringing.


Great idea! I could set up a phony email account, fill out the online form indicating interest including the phone number, then delete the email account. He included his first name on his profile, so I could include that as well and they'd know exactly who to ask for.

If they tried emailing, it would bounce, but they'd have the name and phone number and would undoubtedly use it!



Kittenluv954 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/28/2015 11:25:42 AM)

oh yes, they will call. and call, and call, and call. lol



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/28/2015 12:21:51 PM)

We iz a eeeeebil twisted bunch! Gotsta love it... [sm=evil.gif]



smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/1/2015 12:27:49 PM)

This is not a typo....I copied and pasted it.....


"Can I be your striper?"


Is this a new profession I don't know about?

Not exactly sure what he wants to stripe...or why it needs stripes.....




DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/1/2015 12:39:39 PM)

Hey if he wants to strip wall paper, he's welcome to it. I'd set him up with Habitat for Humanity.



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