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LiveSpark -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/27/2014 9:42:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: smileforme50 At The bottom of the bright red bulk message warning, was this question.... "How bad are the Mosquitoes there in late spring and summer?" WTF?? OMG I got that one too! I guess it's just a cut and paste job sent to multiple people though I didn't notice a bulk message warning.

camille65 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 8:04:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark quote: ORIGINAL: smileforme50 At The bottom of the bright red bulk message warning, was this question.... "How bad are the Mosquitoes there in late spring and summer?" WTF?? OMG I got that one too! I guess it's just a cut and paste job sent to multiple people though I didn't notice a bulk message warning. Yeah I did not notice the bulk alert either, and sadly I responded because I'm bored. He wants me to tie him to a tree with his pants down, he will pay me $800 to be eaten by mosquitos.... I do need a new tv.

Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 8:12:06 AM)
LOL Camille:) I thought that was his schtick:)

camille65 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 8:25:13 AM)
Silly me thought he was thinking about moving here and was worried about mosquitos. It never entered my pure angelic mind that the guy has a skeeter fetish!

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 8:30:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 Silly me thought he was thinking about moving here and was worried about mosquitos. It never entered my pure angelic mind that the guy has a skeeter fetish! He's just looking for love in all the wrong places. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvnVDHdNzhg Jus sayin

Unkn0wn1 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 8:44:04 AM)
Hello, I have received that message too, he keeps changing his name and sends it under different ones. Lol, he offer me $800 to tie him to a tree in and let the mosquitoes get him. Linda

camille65 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 8:47:41 AM)
Now I'm wondering how he feels about scorpions and spiders. < Lives in Texas, the land of scary things.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 8:48:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 Now I'm wondering how he feels about scorpions and spiders. < Lives in Texas, the land of scary things. And fire ants. Jus sayin

camille65 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 8:54:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 Now I'm wondering how he feels about scorpions and spiders. < Lives in Texas, the land of scary things. And fire ants. Jus sayin Ooooh yes I forgot about those things! Or maybe I just blocked them from my mind. Vicious little bastards. So for $800 I can have this guy pretty much eaten alive by insects. Hmmmm. I could use that influx of cash. But I'd feel really really awful going to pick him up the following morning only to find his carcass.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 8:56:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 Now I'm wondering how he feels about scorpions and spiders. < Lives in Texas, the land of scary things. And fire ants. Jus sayin Ooooh yes I forgot about those things! Or maybe I just blocked them from my mind. Vicious little bastards. So for $800 I can have this guy pretty much eaten alive by insects. Hmmmm. I could use that influx of cash. But I'd feel really really awful going to pick him up the following morning only to find his carcass. Pfftttt... what the ants do not strip the coyotes will carry off. So, no worries. Jus sayin

camille65 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 9:02:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 Now I'm wondering how he feels about scorpions and spiders. < Lives in Texas, the land of scary things. And fire ants. Jus sayin Ooooh yes I forgot about those things! Or maybe I just blocked them from my mind. Vicious little bastards. So for $800 I can have this guy pretty much eaten alive by insects. Hmmmm. I could use that influx of cash. But I'd feel really really awful going to pick him up the following morning only to find his carcass. Pfftttt... what the ants do not strip the coyotes will carry off. So, no worries. Jus sayin And I could add his skull to my bone collection before it gets carried off! Win win!

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 9:11:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 And I could add his skull to my bone collection before it gets carried off! Win win! You could use a Dia de los Muertos skull in the dinning room. It would look great with the masks. Jus sayin

camille65 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 9:24:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 And I could add his skull to my bone collection before it gets carried off! Win win! You could use a Dia de los Muertos skull in the dinning room. It would look great with the masks. Jus sayin It really really would look good hanging on my wall. I've yet to figure out a good paint for bones though.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 9:24:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 And I could add his skull to my bone collection before it gets carried off! Win win! You could use a Dia de los Muertos skull in the dinning room. It would look great with the masks. Jus sayin It really really would look good hanging on my wall. I've yet to figure out a good paint for bones though. We had this discussion. Jus sayin

camille65 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/29/2014 9:33:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 And I could add his skull to my bone collection before it gets carried off! Win win! You could use a Dia de los Muertos skull in the dinning room. It would look great with the masks. Jus sayin It really really would look good hanging on my wall. I've yet to figure out a good paint for bones though. We had this discussion. Jus sayin Tis fuzzy, I was smoking pot at the time. I also need to decide between gloss and matte. I'm thinking gloss. Or matte. See? Complications!

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/1/2015 9:37:48 PM)
Guess you can't blame a guy for trying, LOL: "I understand that you are not looking and that this is useless information but I felt I would share anyway. Have a great day!! Age: <identifying information removed> Location: <identifying information removed> Marital status: Single Experience in the lifestyle: Limited Occupation/education level: Bachelors What you are seeking in a relationship: Lifetime companion, fried and confidant. I'm not sure such really exists. One who is demanding of much oral service in the bedroom, and Supports / Progresses my Sissy Ways. That was embarrassing." Even if I were looking, any mention of sex in an intro letter would be a deal killer. Hope he finds the "fried" he is looking for.

GoddessManko -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/6/2015 7:53:46 AM)
I had one fellow send me bizarre messages of wishing for me to provide everything for him, move into my house and take care of his needs. Funny 62 year old guy. But I respect that and even found it funnier than the typical this; "Yes, it's about your needs, I will impress you, you won't be disappointed." (OK, here we go). which turns into, "I am happiest when I submit. I need a secure dominant. I am at work so this conversation will be fractured because I lack the common sense to do so when I can grant undivided attention." "I...me...I...me...I...me" . You get the drift.

FieryOpal -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/8/2015 10:56:00 PM)
There are just too many strange messages to keep track of; you get desensitized after a while. But, the one I received earlier in the day from a Swedish Dom in his late 40s was so off the wall for this, or any other Seeking site I've been on, that I'm curious to know whether any others have been contacted by this fellow. My first impulse was to ignore him, btw. Swede: How about love, desert rose? ---- Me: What about it? ---- Swede: Love is not a necessary ingredient, in your opinion? ---- Me: I don't know what you mean. Of course it is and should go without saying. I guess I was trying to find out what your point was. ---- Swede: My point wast that you don't mention love. ---- Me: Then you must be pretty busy writing messages to just about every user on this site, even if you are targeting only the women. Love develops over time, usually stemming from infatuation. One does not ordinarily commit to an intimate, monogamous LTR with a partner without the (mutual) expectation of love. I believe I have made it clear that I am seeking a mate and not just a male sub. Have a good day and a prosperous, productive new year. ---- Swede: :) Thank you for taking part in this interview.

smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/9/2015 3:42:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 Now I'm wondering how he feels about scorpions and spiders. < Lives in Texas, the land of scary things. Well.....that explains Ted Cruz..... [sm=afraid.gif]

LiveSpark -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/9/2015 4:39:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark quote: ORIGINAL: smileforme50 At The bottom of the bright red bulk message warning, was this question.... "How bad are the Mosquitoes there in late spring and summer?" WTF?? OMG I got that one too! I guess it's just a cut and paste job sent to multiple people though I didn't notice a bulk message warning. Yeah I did not notice the bulk alert either, and sadly I responded because I'm bored. He wants me to tie him to a tree with his pants down, he will pay me $800 to be eaten by mosquitos.... I do need a new tv. I'm STILL getting those messages, just got one this morning. I'm just soooo glad I just delete them unread. You must hve been extraordinarily bored.

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