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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 6:42:55 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Ill pay 350 dollars to have you beat my ass till it raw. If you smoke ill pay more.

Sent numerous times, the first few times I made a polite decline and wished him best of luck in his search.
Today I Told him: Stop writing me. I've already declined your offer, several times. I am Not interested. Maybe pay attention to who you have written, stop bulk mailing women and stop implying we are All whores for money.

Here is his reply:
that all you are if you where not a whore you would not be on a sight full of prostitutes

ETA my response to him:
If that's true, how lame do you have to be to offer to pay and still not get any action ?

< Message edited by WinsomeDefiance -- 5/14/2015 6:47:58 AM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:22:10 AM   
Moderator3


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Status: offline 		I am going to ask everyone that gets a cmail from this guy, to report him. Please don't email him back as he likes that. You know his MO, so please, anything like this, report, report, report.

Thank you

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:26:27 AM   
MissDMeaner


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Status: offline 		Bah, you never let us have any fun!


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:34:52 AM   
Moderator3


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Status: offline 		LOL I do want you all having fun!

Oh, if I could, I would suggest something that I cannot, because I must be nice and professional sometimes. I had fun thinking it though.

One of you needs to think of it!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:37:13 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		You could just whisper it in my ear... go ahead, you know you wanna!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:37:58 AM   
Moderator3


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:41:02 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Wow, you are quick. I went to report, report, report but he's gone gone gone.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:43:27 AM   
Moderator3


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Status: offline 		Yes, you have to do it quick. I didn't get him, but one of my friends did. Like four times today.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:45:14 AM   
Moderator3


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Status: offline 		I stand corrected. My friend says, five times, so far today.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:49:05 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Well the perverse me is glad I got my dig in before he went bye bye.
Although sounds like he will just make another name and play the same tired game over again.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:51:39 AM   
Moderator3


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You felt good about it, but so did he.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 7:55:20 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Perversity. It is pandemic

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2015 10:38:37 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Gotta love these people who say that they "love" my profile--yet evidently didn't read it at all.

The latest: A barely legal couple looking for a mature woman to "adopt" them both as slaves. The female wrote and said she "loved" my profile, yet had she bothered to read it, she would have discovered:

1) I'm not looking right now
2) When I am looking, it is for someone 40+ and male
3) I specifically state that I am not looking for couples
4) I specifically state that I am only interested in people local to my area (they are in a distant state)

How someone can "love" a profile they evidently haven't read is beyond me.

If this is her opening line for a form letter, she needs to find a better one if she truly isn't reading profiles :)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/15/2015 6:51:33 PM   
RemoteUser


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Status: offline 		I was recently trolled by a lady who insisted she would do anything I wanted. She was quite ridiculous but just for funsies, I put her through quite the exhaustive list of things, threw in a few off the wall things, and always got some enthusiatic, poorly typed reply indicating that yes, she could do all of these things. Then she wanted to know when I would "claim" her.

I responded in what I thought was a thoughtful way:

With all due respect, I don't know anything about you, other than you are eager to be owned. I don't know what, if anything, you read; what you listen to on the radio; your outlook on life; the things that are significant to you during those inconvenient and longish lulls between bedroom forays. People don't just stop being human and magically fulfill every nuance of another person's existence. Nor do you really know any of these things about me. Why would you leap to the assumption that because you tossed out a lot of yes answers to sexual activities that I would suddenly "snatch you up"? Calm down and let yourself get to know the other person, it will save you so many headaches launching into relationships blindly.

All I got back was a one-word answer: "Really?" Nothing from her since. It was a classic example of frenzy before truth, I suppose.

Maybe some nice man will ask me to use him as an ashtray.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/24/2015 4:39:58 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Hot off the press from a barely legal female submissive in a distant state:

hw u dwin my lovly frend hw u dwin

Not sure what attracted her to my profile, since I'm not looking, and when I am, it's for a 40+ local male. Unless she's looking to be "adopted" like the barely legal couple who wrote to me earlier, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/25/2015 11:29:30 AM   
Wayward5oul


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Status: offline 		This one has me scratching my head. I assume it was prompted by my current profile pic.

it is national bbq day , we support our troops and i served my country so get lost with ure horrible pic.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/28/2015 7:04:20 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Sheesh, what is it with these guys and their insect fetishes? Just got this:

if i pay you will you tie me up and put a few fire ant on me

A while back it was the mosquito guy, now this guy.

Definitely not my kink!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/12/2015 8:23:06 PM   
RemoteUser


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Status: offline 		I recently saw what I thought was a typo. A woman's profile came up on the Home page, but in their profile description they had written "man". I figured, whoops, someone had fat fingers typing on their cell phone. So I sent a kind, brief missive to let them know.

The reply I got offered me a yahoo messenger ID to talk about what a handsome man like me was really looking for.

I replied back that I wasn't looking for anything, but when I did look, I kind of preferred women, which was why they might want to address that there "typo" in their profile.

Hear those crickets? Yeah. Me too. Why anyone would want to lie about their gender for the express purpose of getting laid baffles me. When the clothes come off (and quite likely before then), don't you think your genitalia might tip the other person off...?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/13/2015 7:48:27 PM   
smileforme50


Posts: 1623
Joined: 1/24/2013
From: DelaWHERE(?)
Status: offline 		Usually if a guy isn't outright threatening or offensive I try to be polite and open to conversation. The other day I got one that wasn't rude....although I definitely detected the BS...but I thought I would give him a chance anyway....

Bashful...huh princess? No need to be. "Extreme sexiness", huh? I'm sure you've already got plenty of that.

Enjoying your time here? My first day. I tend to reserve judgment. But so far? This site is underwhelming.

You are a nice change of pace, though!

Me? A former Army officer. After that, a bartender as I finished my education. Now? A wonderful career, nice life...and only missing someone to share it with.

Care to get acquainted?

So I responded.....

Hello....Nice to meet you. I've had some fun and met some nice people on this site. The trick is to always maintain a sense of humor and never take yourself too seriously. So you are just starting Iiut here.....are you on <name of another kink site> too?

(Note....I asked him if he was on the "other" site because I have a pic of myself on that profile...and was going to direct him there. EVEN THOUGH HE DOES NOT HAVE A PIC ON HIS PROFILE HERE AND DID NOT SEND ME ONE)


To which he responded.....

Yeah; that's a great story.

Next time, attach a photo, and I might be interested.

Good bye and good luck...




HUH???? Multiple personality disorder much?




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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/19/2015 7:22:45 PM   
TNDommeK


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Status: offline 		HIM: "would love to be your chastity slave. I am very interested in gaining your trust so we can meet and you can beat my balls mercilessly"
ME: "youre aware Im a pro, correct?"
HIM: "pro-stitute?"
ME: "sigh, contact me when youve matured enough to be in this lifestyle"
HIM: "the lifestyle is free"
ME: "Well since youre 23 and have had so much experience in this lifestyle, Id say you know all"
HIM: "so I will know all when Im 32?"
ME: "I never said that, I said at 23 you dont know shit, your responses have shown that"
HIM: "zen master huh"
ME: "...and the maturity just keeps on coming."

I hit BLOCK

I know better than dealing with these dumb ass, smart people. I must have been bored.




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