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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/29/2015 2:48:56 PM   
OsideGirl


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quote:

hi there osidegirl, how are you? may i ask a personal question? have you ever produced breast milk? and how would you feel about producing it for a partner?


I love socially stunted people that think it's okay to ask a complete stranger personal questions. Especially since my profile makes it clear that I'm not looking for anything.




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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/29/2015 3:07:42 PM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/29/2015 3:12:23 PM   
OsideGirl


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/4/2015 12:03:18 PM   
Wayward5oul


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Status: offline 		OK, how many of you have gotten this one? This is the first time I have gotten this particular one.
What is your thought on putting someone in a trash can and dumping nasty thing on them for a punishment? im looking to pay somone 700 dollars to do that to me. let me know if youur intrested?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/4/2015 2:33:26 PM   
OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul

OK, how many of you have gotten this one? This is the first time I have gotten this particular one.
What is your thought on putting someone in a trash can and dumping nasty thing on them for a punishment? im looking to pay somone 700 dollars to do that to me. let me know if youur intrested?


I got that one today. But, apparently I'm bargain basement because he only offered me $500.00.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/4/2015 2:34:13 PM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2015 9:17:36 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		I got this one today from a guy less than half my age:

"After reading through your profile and journal (I chuckled at the last part), I want to commend you for being so normal. Although we're probably not right for each other, it's just nice to know some people here are honestly looking for a good match.
Anyway, good luck with your search."

How sweet was that??? So I sent him a nice reply. And did you hear that? "Normal"!


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2015 12:56:50 PM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2015 1:28:22 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

What is this normal thing you speak of?


Shit, I have no clue. But it did make me laugh!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/9/2015 1:32:33 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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What is the purpose of Men?

That was it. Was that a trick question?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/9/2015 1:36:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

And today:

What is the purpose of Men?

That was it. Was that a trick question?


Did you answer "42" ?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/9/2015 2:00:49 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

And today:

What is the purpose of Men?

That was it. Was that a trick question?


Did you answer "42" ?


I answered "delete and block"
I have learned that any answer at all is attention, and they don't merit mine. I wish that approach were taken by more people to the current deluge of moronic trolls.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/9/2015 8:13:30 PM   
Wayward5oul


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Status: offline 		I figured you all would appreciate this little narrative.

From 4 months ago
him: hi girl

(12 hours later, after he didn't get a response, because it had gone to my bulk mail folder, as my profile at the time stated any messages from out of state would)

him: dumbass

Once I found it in my bilk email, I didn't bother responding, especially since the messages included the warning about the messenger triggering bulk email filters.

Then 1 month ago
him: hello girl im INSERTDOMLYDOMASSNAMEHERE

me: Hello boy. I am someone that you called dumbass once because I didn't return your message fast enough to suit you.

him: awe

And a couple of weeks ago, he posts here on the boards, looking for a 'real' girl. LOL



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/10/2015 3:44:34 AM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/10/2015 7:37:41 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I got this one today from a guy less than half my age:

"After reading through your profile and journal (I chuckled at the last part), I want to commend you for being so normal. Although we're probably not right for each other, it's just nice to know some people here are honestly looking for a good match.
Anyway, good luck with your search."

How sweet was that??? So I sent him a nice reply. And did you hear that? "Normal"!



I got that exact same email.. word for word. ;) Have ya read my profile and journals?? LOL


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/10/2015 7:43:38 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		At least the boy has good taste
But kind of an odd notion of "normal"...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/10/2015 8:03:33 AM   
BitaTruble


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

At least the boy has good taste
But kind of an odd notion of "normal"...


Hey! Wait. What? Whatcha trying to say chickie!! ;P You saying I ain't normal! ;P ;P ;P

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"Oh, so it's just like
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He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/10/2015 8:31:37 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

At least the boy has good taste
But kind of an odd notion of "normal"...


Hey! Wait. What? Whatcha trying to say chickie!! ;P You saying I ain't normal! ;P ;P ;P


Of course I am! Yeah, I know, flattery will get me everywhere :)


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/10/2015 8:37:36 AM   
BitaTruble


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

At least the boy has good taste
But kind of an odd notion of "normal"...


Hey! Wait. What? Whatcha trying to say chickie!! ;P You saying I ain't normal! ;P ;P ;P


Of course I am! Yeah, I know, flattery will get me everywhere :)



I think I may love you just a little bit.


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He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/10/2015 8:43:12 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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