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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/19/2015 12:52:19 PM   
OsideGirl


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Status: offline 		Him: How long have you been submissive?

Me: Why?

Him: is there a need for you to be difficult or rude.?

Me: I consider it to be a somewhat personal question to ask a complete stranger. Especially, since it's not relative any interaction between us. Asking why is not rude or being difficult. It's a direct question to ascertain your motive which would determine whether I choose to answer the question or not.

Seriously, I equate this to walking up to a stranger in a toy store and asking, "How long have you been sexually active?"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/19/2015 2:58:02 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		And the men on the other side are bewildered why they are striking out with every woman they approach like that

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2015 3:40:02 PM   
Wayward5oul


Posts: 3314
Joined: 11/9/2014
Status: offline 		I am stunned.

My latest email exchange.
Him: What are you looking for on here, if anything?

Me: On here, nothing really. Just come on here and waste time.

Him: Oh, ok. I won't bother you. Have a nice day.

What? No snarky personal comments because I didn't fall at his feet? No horrid grammar and spelling errors that made me roll my eyes? And he actually ended with a courtesy?

And he was only 22?

I am floored. And feel a little cheated. I was all ready for a reply that would require me to unleash my inner bitch.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2015 3:52:12 PM   
EmpressGrace


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Status: offline 		This is probably the best thread on the entire board!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2015 3:55:52 PM   
OsideGirl


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Status: offline 		How many got this one?

quote:

,,,,...;;;==Great profile ..love to get to know and meet you ok? please give me the honor of perusing you ok? i can and will do all you seek i have a huge nylons and heels and breast fetish ..help enhance it too ok? ty... I,LL CURL YOUR TOES ! EMAIL ME [email protected] ... phone? add me to skype ...id is ...hottieXXXXXX.... Jimmy :)~--


Keeping in mind that my profile says "Just here for the forums" and contains a photo of my Master/Husband......

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2015 4:21:47 PM   
EmpressGrace


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Status: offline 		All I got was a use me however you see fit and a dick pic :sadface:

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/3/2015 11:16:56 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Apparently, there is a new rule I'd never heard about that one cannot view someone else's profile unless you are interested in them, even if they have viewed your profile!

Out of curiosity, I will often view the profiles of the people who view mine. On my cell phone, I only see the pictures, not the names, of the people who view my profile. Some guy who had viewed my profile a while back viewed my profile again the other day, but I didn't realize it was the same person because he had a different picture. Out of habit I again viewed his profile.

Then I get a snippy note wanting to know why I had visited his profile twice (apparently I did it two tines without thinking), when he "obviously doesn't meet my stringent screening criteria."

Guess viewing a profile is a far more significant event than I realized, LOL.

< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 11/3/2015 11:21:10 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2015 5:16:15 AM   
LadyConstanze


Posts: 9722
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Status: offline 		I had a funny exchange, some guy "applied" and I told him I'm not looking and wished him good luck in his search.

Next day: "Why don't you consider me?"
Me "Told you, not looking!"
Reply "But I'm nice"
Me "And I'm not looking, thanks for understanding!"

Long email back, berating me that I somewhere on my profile said I only play with people I know and like, and that gives him hope because if I'd know him I'd like him, and I should just change my profile as it is unfair to raise his hopes.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2015 6:43:28 AM   
LadyConstanze


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

As long as he's taking the trash out for me, I'd do it for $250.


Ha, you don't know how heavy he is, if he wants you to lift him into the trash can, it might cost you much more for the hernia surgery

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2015 2:30:11 PM   
DesFIP


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From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		The Man's got an engine hoist. Lifts up to 4000 pounds.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2015 3:04:33 PM   
KYsissy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

And today:

What is the purpose of Men?

That was it. Was that a trick question?


Did you answer "42" ?

Ok. That seals it. Something always told me you were my kind of people. Now I know why. If you want, I can send you random fuckwad type messages that you can post here.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/16/2015 2:17:59 PM   
Delilya


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Joined: 2/2/2011
Status: offline 		New one on me:
He: Do you shave heads
Me: No, I have a hair fetish, so the longer the better for me.
He: I thought with that name you might

Um, ok. Not sure what a name that I made up in 1997, which is a combination of three names, has to do with shaved heads......??? At least it was different. haha

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/16/2015 2:31:02 PM   
Wayward5oul


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Delilya

New one on me:
He: Do you shave heads
Me: No, I have a hair fetish, so the longer the better for me.
He: I thought with that name you might

Um, ok. Not sure what a name that I made up in 1997, which is a combination of three names, has to do with shaved heads......??? At least it was different. haha

Not that it makes him look like any less of a dumbass but he was probably referring to the biblical story of Delilah cutting Samson's hair and taking his strength.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/16/2015 10:40:13 PM   
Delilya


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Joined: 2/2/2011
Status: offline 		Ahhhh Wayward, didn't think of that. Could be right.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/16/2015 10:57:18 PM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		And if he had read it right, Delilah didn't shave Sam's head; she called in a servant girl to do the deed. How's that for lazy ???

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/19/2015 2:18:37 PM   
OsideGirl


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Joined: 7/1/2005
From: United States
Status: offline 		Just got this one (which I'm pretty sure is from our sock drawer)




quote:

hi there..may i ask you a quesiton..personal...fmale neighbor...she lives next to me...balcony is about 15 ft apart..the other day she was out there....i was out on mine, with just a thong on...she was looking my way, i gave her a look at my personal part,...sort of thrust it forward enough for her to see...the next few days it was embarrassing for me to meet her....but she seemed friendly...what should i do next maybe..any ideas


< Message edited by OsideGirl -- 11/19/2015 3:02:10 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/19/2015 2:41:49 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		Definitely the sub-par IQ matches that of the collective sock drawer.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/19/2015 3:15:15 PM   
malefica


Posts: 73
Joined: 11/17/2015
Status: offline 		Just in!

Her: Sneaks up behind you grabbing you tight forcing my panties in your mouth.

Me: How about no?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/5/2015 7:47:21 AM   
Delilya


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Joined: 2/2/2011
Status: offline 		From a "submissive" whose first message consisted of "hello". And who had set off the spam warning.

12/5/15 10:43 AM
ANSWER NOW

I love block.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2015 9:17:47 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		The latest:

"If I told you I'm willing to go on Skype or Oovoo and will obey all your commands and let's see how pathetic you
can make me are you capable? I will not have to see you keep your cam off.. I don't care who watches or helps.
I will even show you all my info from my wallet my license and credit cards for you to be able to black mail me with.
I'll do anything you say no limits, just humiliate n degrade me. I'll give you all my social media passwords so the
pics n videos you say to do u can post with my license so my friends can see."

Capable? Yes. Interested? No.

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