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OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/29/2015 2:48:56 PM)

Very first email from from this flaming asshat:

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hi there osidegirl, how are you? may i ask a personal question? have you ever produced breast milk? and how would you feel about producing it for a partner?


I love socially stunted people that think it's okay to ask a complete stranger personal questions. Especially since my profile makes it clear that I'm not looking for anything.





mnottertail -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/29/2015 3:07:42 PM)

Well, goddammit, have you? I'm not asking you as a personal question. Just tell me.



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/29/2015 3:12:23 PM)

No, but I have given a blow job. [;)]



Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/4/2015 12:03:18 PM)

OK, how many of you have gotten this one? This is the first time I have gotten this particular one.
What is your thought on putting someone in a trash can and dumping nasty thing on them for a punishment? im looking to pay somone 700 dollars to do that to me. let me know if youur intrested?



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/4/2015 2:33:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul

OK, how many of you have gotten this one? This is the first time I have gotten this particular one.
What is your thought on putting someone in a trash can and dumping nasty thing on them for a punishment? im looking to pay somone 700 dollars to do that to me. let me know if youur intrested?


I got that one today. But, apparently I'm bargain basement because he only offered me $500.00.



DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/4/2015 2:34:13 PM)

As long as he's taking the trash out for me, I'd do it for $250.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/6/2015 9:17:36 AM)

I got this one today from a guy less than half my age:

"After reading through your profile and journal (I chuckled at the last part), I want to commend you for being so normal. Although we're probably not right for each other, it's just nice to know some people here are honestly looking for a good match.
Anyway, good luck with your search."

How sweet was that??? So I sent him a nice reply. And did you hear that? "Normal"!



Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/6/2015 12:56:50 PM)

What is this normal thing you speak of?



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/6/2015 1:28:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

What is this normal thing you speak of?


Shit, I have no clue. But it did make me laugh!



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/9/2015 1:32:33 PM)

And today:

What is the purpose of Men?

That was it. Was that a trick question?



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/9/2015 1:36:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

And today:

What is the purpose of Men?

That was it. Was that a trick question?


Did you answer "42" ?



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/9/2015 2:00:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

And today:

What is the purpose of Men?

That was it. Was that a trick question?


Did you answer "42" ?


I answered "delete and block" [:D]
I have learned that any answer at all is attention, and they don't merit mine. I wish that approach were taken by more people to the current deluge of moronic trolls.



Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/9/2015 8:13:30 PM)

I figured you all would appreciate this little narrative.

From 4 months ago
him: hi girl

(12 hours later, after he didn't get a response, because it had gone to my bulk mail folder, as my profile at the time stated any messages from out of state would)

him: dumbass

Once I found it in my bilk email, I didn't bother responding, especially since the messages included the warning about the messenger triggering bulk email filters.

Then 1 month ago
him: hello girl im INSERTDOMLYDOMASSNAMEHERE

me: Hello boy. I am someone that you called dumbass once because I didn't return your message fast enough to suit you.

him: awe

And a couple of weeks ago, he posts here on the boards, looking for a 'real' girl. LOL





NookieNotes -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/10/2015 3:44:34 AM)

Brilliant.



BitaTruble -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/10/2015 7:37:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I got this one today from a guy less than half my age:

"After reading through your profile and journal (I chuckled at the last part), I want to commend you for being so normal. Although we're probably not right for each other, it's just nice to know some people here are honestly looking for a good match.
Anyway, good luck with your search."

How sweet was that??? So I sent him a nice reply. And did you hear that? "Normal"!



I got that exact same email.. word for word. ;) Have ya read my profile and journals?? LOL



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/10/2015 7:43:38 AM)

At least the boy has good taste [:D]
But kind of an odd notion of "normal"...



BitaTruble -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/10/2015 8:03:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

At least the boy has good taste [:D]
But kind of an odd notion of "normal"...


Hey! Wait. What? Whatcha trying to say chickie!! ;P You saying I ain't normal! ;P ;P ;P



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/10/2015 8:31:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

At least the boy has good taste [:D]
But kind of an odd notion of "normal"...


Hey! Wait. What? Whatcha trying to say chickie!! ;P You saying I ain't normal! ;P ;P ;P


Of course I am! Yeah, I know, flattery will get me everywhere :)



BitaTruble -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/10/2015 8:37:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

At least the boy has good taste [:D]
But kind of an odd notion of "normal"...


Hey! Wait. What? Whatcha trying to say chickie!! ;P You saying I ain't normal! ;P ;P ;P


Of course I am! Yeah, I know, flattery will get me everywhere :)



I think I may love you just a little bit. [:D]



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/10/2015 8:43:12 AM)

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