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Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/9/2015 4:31:00 PM)
He's back..... I "could" use the money. How fast you think he could get here, since he is now based in Florida, where there are no mosquitoes? How bad do the mosquitoes get there? Ill pay you 1000 dollars if you take me out where there real real bad. Tie me up remove my pants and leave me out there 2 hours before sun down till 3 hrs after the sun sets.we can wait till you think there at there worst then do this.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/11/2015 3:53:14 PM)
I see Mr. Mosquito upped his offer. When he contacted me, he only offered $800, LOL. I told him he should not be approaching people in North Texas, where I live, since we have the West Nile virus here. He completely disregarded what I said and told me that if I am serious, he can come anytime I want. He seems to have very deficient reading comprehension skills. quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya He's back..... I "could" use the money. How fast you think he could get here, since he is now based in Florida, where there are no mosquitoes? How bad do the mosquitoes get there? Ill pay you 1000 dollars if you take me out where there real real bad. Tie me up remove my pants and leave me out there 2 hours before sun down till 3 hrs after the sun sets.we can wait till you think there at there worst then do this.

Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/14/2015 6:43:40 PM)
Yes he does. He told me off last time. Said if any of us were real we'd help him with this and he'd get over it.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/16/2015 6:03:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya Yes he does. He told me off last time. Said if any of us were real we'd help him with this and he'd get over it. Bummer that LP isn't in Alaska anymore, she had some horror stories about the skeeters there, he could have gotten his money's worth ;)

MisterP61 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/17/2015 8:05:40 PM)
LC... in all honesty they are really more like small F-15's then they are skeeters.

LadyPact -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/17/2015 10:51:50 PM)
Oh gosh, yes! You guys should have seen me. After the last camp out we attended, I came home just covered in bites. You should have heard the whining I did! Those things have a real fondness for me.

Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/22/2015 7:43:49 PM)
Anyone getting this jewel? Sir ** as online master and mentor has been noticing you and evaluating at best your willingness and potential to develop. Be in touch as has to talk to further for eventual consideration. Sir **

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/22/2015 9:58:09 PM)
Maybe suggest he takes a guided tour to Siberia and the marshes there. The bloody mosquitoes are the size of sparrows and have voracious appetites. I know this may sound weird but I have lived in a couple of areas where the mosquitoes and sand-flies were vicious and I found that a small piece of blue cheese kept them well away. Maybe the smell or it made the blood taste bad but they left me alone. My wife told me that if I kept eating that stuff, she would leave me though. I missed her for a while. Seriously though, a small piece of blue cheese about the size of the top joint of your little finger once a day.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/25/2015 11:02:27 PM)
The latest one-way ticket to blocked user land: Some male dom I don't know from Adam starts out by asking me about IT job opportunities in the DFW area. Fair enough, I'm always happy to help out those seeking jobs. But then he has the audacity to ask me my weight, nosy questions about my BDSM and sex life, and topped it off by referring to me as "my dear!" What a putz! I told him I am not "his dear" and promptly invoked Goddess Ignora, aka the block user button.

Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/26/2015 5:19:35 PM)
It amazes me what some men think is ok, just because it's a kink site. I get that excuse regularly.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/26/2015 8:00:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya It amazes me what some men think is ok, just because it's a kink site. I get that excuse regularly. Isn't that the truth! What a pitiful excuse for rude behavior.

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/27/2015 11:24:10 AM)
With manners like that, no wonder he's job hunting again.

SlaveLucille -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/17/2016 6:45:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 A 24 year old sent me an email yesterday saying: U likey to sucki the cocky? Well the question has not yet been answered. Do you like to such cock?

KorpsMariniers -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/1/2016 7:08:31 AM)
I get messages frequently from the Spirit world and someone called Mister liverarchy. My spirits are friendly folk and are called bells and gordon and other such quaint names. My CO does not like any of them though but he is a biased bastard.

Snitch -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/25/2016 4:40:58 PM)
Real message sent to me: From: XXXXXXXX Dated: 2/14/16 7:40 PM [You cannot respond to this message because the account no longer exists] * The sender of this message has triggered our bulk content filter and has been prevented from sending additional messages at this time. We place these limits on our messaging system to prevent abuse and maintain the quality of our online community. You should not conclude that this user is fake or illegitimate merely because they have triggered the filter. * Greetings Hello there how are you doing I would love to get to know you Can I be your master From: XXXXXXXXXX Dated: 2/16/16 3:26 PM Would you laugh and humiliate me for being a pathetic loser please From: XXXXXXXXXX Dated: 2/17/16 5:24 AM * The sender of this message has triggered our bulk content filter and has been prevented from sending additional messages at this time. We place these limits on our messaging system to prevent abuse and maintain the quality of our online community. You should not conclude that this user is fake or illegitimate merely because they have triggered the filter. * Lol..omg you have the best hard limit lol From: XXXXX Dated: 2/22/16 5:56 AM hello my dear i saw your profile and i love also the picture is wonderful. what i am looking for in my all-in-one-girl is a lover, best friend, my whore, my slut and my sextoy. but you also have to be very pretty inside. i have been inside a relationship/marrige without sex - that almost killed me - REALLY! it is not the most important part of a relationship - but it is very important to me. you must be communicativ, tender,lovely, understanding, inteligent, faithful, ... and a sort of submissive and obdient. :-) i am pissed off of all this girl with a "emacipation".i am a good man/dom and it could be your and my dream to go forward and make fantasies come true.. i really will admire her for the devotion and will take good care, protect and support her. be sure, i don't care any distance, because when we got the connection, we will see where the way goes and leads us. i am single and i am open to relocate you or myself when it is necessary, when i have found the right sub. i am not a player or a time waster - i met to many on this site. kiss XXXXXXXXXX From: XXXXXXXXXX Dated: 2/12/16 5:56 PM Intelligent life? I think your setting your sites too high...

Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/1/2016 5:43:40 PM)
A friend of mine, who is brand new to all of this, had this exchange today on the other site. She is still new enough to all of this that these kind of messages still shock her. It won't be long before she stops being nice to asshats like this and either ignores them or rips them a new one. This is the entirety of the conversation. He made no attempt at introduction prior to this. The 'me' is my friend-she cut and pasted it to me, deleting the usernames. Him: "now send me your yahoo messenger skype or kik so we can talk and have you under my command and be fast cause you will belong to me and i will own you.and i dont want you to accept anymore request from others without asking me first as you will do as you’re told” "now do as told and move your worthless cunt fucking cumeater and want your holes to be ready to be used" Me: “Yeah, it doesn’t work like that. Clearly you and I are searching for different things. I wish you luck!” Him: "who said that.i want you to trust me and you will see that i can be the master you been looking for and you will love me" Me: “And you really expect a woman to submit to you first thing without so much as a conversation? Again, not my style so good luck.” Him: "i have to be firm and strict too as its my duty to be in charge" "then send what i told you to so we can talk and conersate but do that without talking too much now as you can ask questions when needed" Me: “Baby, I talk way too much for you. I hope you have an awesome day!” Him: "thats good but just send what i told you to so we can talk and dont try to be smart ass but do as told"

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/1/2016 6:11:21 PM)
I had this one guy keep referring to "this girl" as in "What does this girl want" sort of thing. It took me a few minutes to realize he meant me. At first I was all "Who the fuck is he talking about?"

Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/1/2016 6:36:46 PM)
Yeah, this guy has contacted me a couple of times doing pretty much the same thing. First time I just ignored him. Second time I responded in a clueless manner, just to see what he would say. Seriously, does this crap work? xxxxxxxxx on 1/4/16 at 12:02 AM: Good evening pretty lil thing. Did she have a fun weekend? xxxxxxxxx on 2/26/16 at 9:14 AM: Good morning gorgeous lil thing. How's she doing today? Wayward5oul on 2/26/16 at 10:12 AM: Good morning to you too...but who is "she"? xxxxxxxxx on 2/26/16 at 10:22 AM: That would be you sweetie.

LadyPact -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/1/2016 7:18:43 PM)
Some of you folks are way more patient with stupidity than I would ever be.

Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/1/2016 7:33:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Some of you folks are way more patient with stupidity than I would ever be. I'm normally not. I have been feeling very mellow lately. I ripped one guy a new one so badly one time that he finally quit calling me a cunt, because he said that word wasn't vehement enough topi describe me. ..so he started calling me a dick lol.

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