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needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (4/22/2016 3:28:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

A filthy, sordid what? Since if he was as intelligent as he imagines himself to be then he would know that it's an adjective and not a noun.


Hahaha quite, I missed that one!

needles




ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/2/2016 6:59:49 PM)

I just had "Mosquito Boy" message me...$1,000 if I tie him up, leave him in the dark and let the skitters at him for 2 or 3 hours. He must really want WNV or Zika...




OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/2/2016 7:06:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I just had "Mosquito Boy" message me...$1,000 if I tie him up, leave him in the dark and let the skitters at him for 2 or 3 hours. He must really want WNV or Zika...


We don't have a lot of mosquitos here in San Diego...we do have a lot of coyotes and rattlesnakes. I offered to stake him out and let the critters have at him, but he never responded.




Scsub4master -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/2/2016 7:08:25 PM)

I had the same request I told me no




DeviantlyD -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/3/2016 9:10:14 PM)

I had my profile hidden for, oh, at least two years, probably closer to three. Anywhoo...figured there was no real reason to hide it since it's empty. So receiving an unsolicited message was rather surprising. But this was what greeted me when I opened the message. :\

quote:

Hello it sucks to be u


Why do people go out of their way to be rude? Rhetorical question. ;)




FelineRanger -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/5/2016 10:03:25 AM)

I'm kinda jealous because I could use a good laugh. The best I got was a guy who identified as a dom when he signed up asking me if I could be his mistress.




LaTigresse -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/16/2016 6:11:51 PM)

I have no idea if I get anything good, on the other side. Haven't been able to get my password, from the super powers, in ages.




DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/17/2016 6:31:41 PM)

I have my password but there's never any mail. So I rarely bother to sign in there.




youthinkso121 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/18/2016 10:05:11 AM)

posted wrong place




Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (5/19/2016 7:40:27 PM)

I take it I'm not his type.... giggles


you are a total dork, but hey, you go girl and go out there and win one for our generation!

who needs a beautiful sexy 20 someting thing? We got YOU! fuck!




Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/2/2016 6:30:59 PM)

Not a message, but I was browsing journals and I came across this one. Gotta share it somewhere, and I thought this was the closest thread I could find to stupid journals.

Oh, and this is a woman..
i have a great destiny and i'm about to find out what it is.

Where does the sun go at night?

Where do babies come from?

i'm bursting with ideas on these subjects.

Now that i'm smarter, i'm going right to the top.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/5/2016 12:23:28 PM)

Here is one of the more detailed introductory letters I've gotten recently from a total stranger, I must say:

Hello. Im a single <age removed, but young enough to be my son.> I'll be in Fort Worth for the next few days. Just seeing if you were interested in doing these things with me or if you would like to degrade me in any other way.

I'm in the military and a <ethnicity removed> guy as well. Idk if you care or not but I just wanted to let you know that as well

I think you need to understand how much I enjoy pleasing or worshipping a woman's genital parts. It's constantly on my mind all day, everyday. I think about it from the time I wake up and most likely it's the last thing I think about before I fall asleep at night. I absolutely love the pussy and ass. Everything about it, from the looks of it, to the smell, to the taste...just everything about it.

Now, I would undoubtedly worship your pussy sincerely. I want to taste all your juices as I tongue the fuck out of it and lick all around it, and passionately suck, flick, and lick your clit with my tongue. I know all of the tongue tricks that'll give you an overdose amount of orgasmic pleasure. you'd just have to see for yourself

I want to slide my tongue back and forth, from your ass to the top of your pussy. I want to taste it all and give you pleasure like no other as I fuck your asshole with my tongue. I will have your asshole as clean as you ever had it. And I'm also open to whatever you'd like to try with me if you're intrigued.

If interested, please message me back. Ty. :-)


Well, if he's waiting to hear back from me, he will have a long wait. Not exactly things I'd do with a total stranger.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/29/2016 9:08:27 PM)

so my reply was:

True, I am handsome, charming, talented and well hung. But no matter how big my dick is... I don't think it will reach to South Dakota from Florida. So I am afraid sex with you isn't possible.




peppermint -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/1/2016 10:49:55 AM)

I got this one today. Funny, first sentence of my profile says I'm collared and living full time with my Dom. Oh well, guess reading comprehension isn't his forte.

"You live in Montana? are you single? married? divorced? children?
Do you have any hot daughters or grand daughters 18+? then I would want them as well."

Then he asked chatty questions like where do I live in Montana and how's the weather.

I sent him a suitable reply about where he can stuff certain parts of himself before blocking the idiot.

Adding...maybe he thinks I'm so old that I am dying for attention and would give him my daughters (if I had any) and granddaughters to the creep just to get a man.




DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/1/2016 2:38:35 PM)

At least he specified over 18. Too often the creeps look for those who aren't.




ExiledSlave -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/3/2016 10:06:23 PM)

So here's my first WTF moment...

"Your a fool. You cant be owned ive reported you."

Good to know that I can be kicked off a kinky site because I am kinky ;)




ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/4/2016 4:19:54 AM)

I wish some idiots would actually read the profiles before writing me...

a sissy maid wants contact. No where on my profile am I looking for a sissy maid and my profile clearly states that I am taking a hiatus due to medical issues.




DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/4/2016 2:23:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledSlave

So here's my first WTF moment...

"Your a fool. You cant be owned ive reported you."

Good to know that I can be kicked off a kinky site because I am kinky ;)


That's a well known scam designed to frighten you into camming naked. Block and delete.

Autocorrect tried three times to change that to cramming. Stupid feature.




ExiledSlave -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/5/2016 3:08:11 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP


quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledSlave

So here's my first WTF moment...

"Your a fool. You cant be owned ive reported you."

Good to know that I can be kicked off a kinky site because I am kinky ;)


That's a well known scam designed to frighten you into camming naked. Block and delete.

Autocorrect tried three times to change that to cramming. Stupid feature.


Master said, "where there is amok, fucktards will be running." I had know idea there was sooooooooo much "amok" on this site, still happy to be here though ;)




OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/14/2016 3:42:02 PM)

quote:


Hello
Do you get spanked online?


And that is the entirety of the message.

I politely <cough> explained that it's impossible to get spanked online.




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