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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/2/2016 10:32:07 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I normally tell the idiots that they need to tell their mothers about how they speak to strangers, followed by telling them that since they didn't learn any manners the first time, they need to ask for a refresher course.

They usually crawl off quietly from that. I don't understand why no one's ever thanked me for my good advice high.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/2/2016 10:49:03 AM   
ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I normally tell the idiots that they need to tell their mothers about how they speak to strangers, followed by telling them that since they didn't learn any manners the first time, they need to ask for a refresher course.

They usually crawl off quietly from that. I don't understand why no one's ever thanked me for my good advice high.


Cuz you have me blocked!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2016 8:05:50 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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U.S.dumbinant: are you being used properly?
Me: I don't "get" used. I'm submissive & a human being

Reply
Him: we do things differently this side of the pond
Me: Really? "Side" of the pond? You're supposedly from the States, I live in Canada. WHAT pond?????

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2016 10:32:21 PM   
Lucylastic


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i want to meet you once a month and be your toilet



I wonder if he knows many menopausal women?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/22/2016 2:24:28 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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quote:

i want to meet you once a month and be your toilet



I wonder if he knows many menopausal women?

Oh, how quickly i could disabuse someone from that one ickle thingie!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/25/2016 10:12:55 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Yesterday, contact from random Canadian dude & the burn me with cigarettes. $500 initial offer, raised to $1,000 then pissed off cuz I "apparently" don't know difference between S & M or kink. Forget the fact I NEVER SAID YES!!!

Few minutes ago, other random Canadian dude. This time the mosquitoes in the woods. $1,000 offer. ~ eye roll ~ I've had a bad day. Yep, unless he really gets I'm being snarkastic, I've answered. He ain't gonna like it. I'm farpaitement fine with it, wonder if he will be?


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/26/2016 2:02:38 PM   
FieryOpal


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Status: offline 		All of this talk back and forth about inappropriate messaging on a couple of threads going on....

I'm tempted to keep this on the down low, but I would be surprised if this isn't SOP-Standard Operating Procedure for this guy.

You know how we roll our eyes at one-word messages? Well, I almost ignored this one since it was in my Bulk folder--double whammy.

"Interesting" was what he wrote. Out of state. Out of age range. Male Dom.

I can't believe I fell for that bait. I messaged back, asking what was it he was referring to.

His reply? He couldn't figure out whether I was a man or a woman.

I should have told him to go eff himself. I guess that's how he gets women to reply to him, then the ones who don't know any better, try to *prove* him wrong.

But I was not rude in return. "Just a moment while I go check my driver's license.... Nope, it doesn't say I was born yesterday."

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/26/2016 5:51:27 PM   
ThatDizzyChick


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That's it. I mean really what the fuck am I supposed do with that?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/26/2016 5:52:54 PM   
dcnovice


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/26/2016 5:55:03 PM   
ThatDizzyChick


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/26/2016 6:08:21 PM   
dcnovice


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Status: offline 		Ah, yes! I forgot about that.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/26/2016 7:03:23 PM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		Got one now.... Front and centre slut
Nothin more bless his heart

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2016 8:02:38 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Got one now.... Front and centre slut
Nothin more bless his heart

Try "back and side boy"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/16/2016 7:53:59 PM   
Wayward5oul


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Status: offline 		I got the mosquito boy one today, offering $1000. I wonder if I will ever be so hard up for money that I would consider taking him up on that offer.

And then this one today--he must be a male findom. I wonder if he has duck lips?

i have special style in slavery i own 91 online slave , i control all their life parts, cam,pcs, own anything they own , they work and send money to me, i earn 250000$ per year i know their real name, address, Emil passwords..... if i want them in real they come to visit me sometimes they sign contract with me , for long term , it is not role play it is serious and honest relation,if ur wealthy slave then pm ?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/17/2016 2:33:38 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul

I got the mosquito boy one today, offering $1000. I wonder if I will ever be so hard up for money that I would consider taking him up on that offer.



Oh he's still around? I see he's upped his offer - he only offered me $800, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/17/2016 2:40:32 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Here's the latest gem from a person I had never heard from before:

Hello, How are You ? .... Blessed is Your Friday ... Hope You Enjoy Your Weekend And You Look Sooo Beautiful Today .... Thank You Let Us Meet ... Call me 999-999-9999 [number masked to protect the clueless] Regards

First of all, how would he know how I look when I don't even have a photo of myself on my profile?

Second of all, why would you send your number to a complete stranger? Luckily for him, he's not too offensive. Otherwise, I would go write the phone number on the walls of the male bathrooms in some of the local truckstops and/or provide the number to Kaplan and ITT Tech, as I have done to others in the past.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/17/2016 5:06:52 AM   
thishereboi


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Today's gem, so far


U.S.dumbinant: are you being used properly?
Me: I don't "get" used. I'm submissive & a human being

Reply
Him: we do things differently this side of the pond
Me: Really? "Side" of the pond? You're supposedly from the States, I live in Canada. WHAT pond?????


LMFAO perhaps he meant Superior or Huron? Only explanation I can come up with before I've had my coffee.

and on that same note, I used to tell people I lived just north of Canada. That used to really confuse folks who had never looked closely at a map of Detroit.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/21/2016 7:11:19 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz


quote:

ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul

I got the mosquito boy one today, offering $1000. I wonder if I will ever be so hard up for money that I would consider taking him up on that offer.



Oh he's still around? I see he's upped his offer - he only offered me $800, LOL.



Just got a new message today now offering $1,000 so I don't feel slighted, ROFL!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/22/2016 8:27:22 AM   
needlesandpins


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Status: offline 		So today I get the following;

Hi.. I'm ****, white and stand 5ft 10 Im told I'm handsome with a powerful frame, Im naturally dominant and love power exchange..i love being a filthy sordid. I love long breath taking kissing and cuddling after a sensual long hard session.. I love exploring safely and especially kinky stuff.....discreet and clean.. athletic, olive green eyes...I'm always dressed well and smelling gorgeous. I'm far from promiscuous so prefer a one on one regular thing.. I work with adolescents, closely with social/probation services i have to be discreet x you come across as highly intelligent and articulate. I'm from ********. I'm predominantly into control. I'd love to befriend you with the intention of exploring your sexuality maybe mentoring you as a sweet sub. This type of genre and dynamic is based on trust and respect and an open ability to express yourself x

I mean seriously dude, get a grip. For a start Discreet usually screams playing away from home, of course everyone expects you to b clean, I don't care where you work, and if you think that matters so much then may be you are in the wrong game pal, I come across as highly intelligent and articulate do I, and you got that from where exactly? because it sure wasn't from reading my profile which would have told you not to send this drivel, and thus that I don't care where you are from because I'm not interested in playing with you. If I were to be though, well here's the thing, I'm very secure in my sexuality thanks, I'm straight and there is no playing about with that, and if you had taken notice of my profile you would see that you don't stand a cat in hell's chance of 'mentoring me as a sweet sub' because I'm a switch you fool. Now this thing you mention about trust, respect, and where I get to express myself...........would you like to have a think about that next time before you hit send?

needles

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/22/2016 3:12:14 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		A filthy, sordid what? Since if he was as intelligent as he imagines himself to be then he would know that it's an adjective and not a noun.

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