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WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/4/2016 4:24:07 AM)

I wonder if that might be some sort of updated version of the badger game she's doing?



crazyml -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/4/2016 12:11:47 PM)

Tips hat



YourSincereSlave -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/9/2016 4:26:14 PM)

@PeonForHer
Never got a mail like that. I actually never got a mail form anyone wanting to meet. This is a new kinda scam for me! I would be inclined to believe the hypothesis of having guys pay her expenses is right.
As a side note: damn, man... now I understand what those ladies were saying about your abs pic.

@TheMistressLucy
that was hilarious, thanks for sharing.
You -are- very Beauty, though, so at least there's that one thing someone got right. :P
But wow, that first one... I mean... if you want to die, I guess it's a nice way to go? But.. why?



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/9/2016 8:29:53 PM)

It's against the rules of the forum to post profiles or screen names. You should erase that



Gauge -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/9/2016 10:09:49 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if that might be some sort of updated version of the badger game she's doing?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I



Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/9/2016 10:25:26 PM)

I'm awed by the longevity of this thread.

these gems, from the past 3 days:

quote:


How bad do the mosquitoes get there in the spring?? Ill pay you 1000 dollars if you take me out where there real real bad. Tie me up remove my pants and leave me out there 2 hours before sun down till 3 hrs after the sun sets. We can wait until they're at their worst. then do this.


and

quote:


you being Asian. That's a complete bullshit story just like you are maam. You think by saying you are Asian it makes you more sexual. It doesn't.


And here I was given the impression most of my ethnic peers are prudes.

quote:

Do people tire of you? Do you tire of them?
Do you break your toys too easily?

(but this one turned out to be quite genuinely funny, so that's ok.)



Gauge -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/9/2016 10:27:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

I'm awed by the longevity of this thread.




I am thread... hear me rawr.



NookieNotes -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 4:32:08 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

I'm awed by the longevity of this thread.

these gems, from the past 3 days:

quote:


How bad do the mosquitoes get there in the spring?? Ill pay you 1000 dollars if you take me out where there real real bad. Tie me up remove my pants and leave me out there 2 hours before sun down till 3 hrs after the sun sets. We can wait until they're at their worst. then do this.


and

quote:


you being Asian. That's a complete bullshit story just like you are maam. You think by saying you are Asian it makes you more sexual. It doesn't.


And here I was given the impression most of my ethnic peers are prudes.

quote:

Do people tire of you? Do you tire of them?
Do you break your toys too easily?

(but this one turned out to be quite genuinely funny, so that's ok.)


Mosquito guy is a legend.



Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 5:46:52 AM)

I thought he sounded familiar!



jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 7:09:37 AM)

quote:

Hello dear how are you i saw you and l applicate you l put significance effect to decuss with you about relationship which can yeid a positive things in ou live please here is my email [email protected] as soon as possible you see me in the next email dont hesitate to respond to me so that l will tell more details and send to you some of my pictures best regard ******



You know, it would help if people could learn some form of english that is easy to comprehend (or learn to use spell check.)



catize -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 7:19:51 AM)

You don't wanna "decuss" anything????[8|]



needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 7:34:13 AM)

I want to know just how she 'applicate' him ... on second thoughts may be I really don't ... [&:]

Needles



Gauge -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 7:56:05 AM)

I love it when submissives yeid to me.



jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 8:19:45 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

I want to know just how she 'applicate' him ... on second thoughts may be I really don't ... [&:]

Needles



I am not sure what the hell "applicate" is supposed to mean.



needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 11:31:54 AM)

All the way from India. So even if I were looking, and I wanted a sub, all the way over here in the UK just what the hell am I supposed to do about it?

Hi miss can we chat for awhile BTW myself ****** from India I have served a lady in my past is there any vacancy for a slave dog NOT LOOKING FOR ONLINE RELATIONSHIP LIST OF KINKS Boot/heel worship (including soles) Body worship Rubber / maid,rubber doll,water sport Orgasm denial Anal Sex Oral sex Chains Collar and leash - dog walking Degradation tasks;Toilet cleaning and eating from a bowl etc Face sitting Face slapping Foot worship Golden shower/water sports Sex en-slaveryj Strap on Trampling

But yeah, this is the bullshit I'm supposed to change my profile for right? Just so that I come over as the perfect fetish delivery system [8|]

I don't think so.

Needles



Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 12:09:04 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

All the way from India. So even if I were looking, and I wanted a sub, all the way over here in the UK just what the hell am I supposed to do about it?


Send him a ticket or go there to meet him, clearly!



needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 12:46:24 PM)

Well bloody hell, why didn't I instantly think of that! Oh yeah, maybe it's because my brain had dibs on my blood supply, and his fetish wish list didn't make my panties all wet [:D]

Needles



Diffident -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 12:52:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

quote:

Hello dear how are you i saw you and l applicate you l put significance effect to decuss with you about relationship which can yeid a positive things in ou live please here is my email [email protected] as soon as possible you see me in the next email dont hesitate to respond to me so that l will tell more details and send to you some of my pictures best regard ******



You know, it would help if people could learn some form of english that is easy to comprehend (or learn to use spell check.)



I've had that exact same message. Twice.



Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 1:26:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

Well bloody hell, why didn't I instantly think of that! Oh yeah, maybe it's because my brain had dibs on my blood supply, and his fetish wish list didn't make my panties all wet [:D]

Needles


Psh, it must have been the latter. Everyone knows females don't get blood flow in their brains!

I got the same message last month, without the wish list tho heh



freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/10/2016 1:46:51 PM)

I get those every now and again.
I just tell them to beg/steal/borrow the money and get a ticket.
When they reach the UK we'll re-imburse them.
Strange we never hear from them again.

I also get those scamming messages about xx thousands of dollars just waiting for me to act as their agent.
I'll never understand why they keep on about massaging the bank to introduce myself.
Like the one I got a couple of days ago titled "my dear please are massage you will send to the bank".
It goes on to give an email addy of "[email protected]" and a load of bank details.
Really?? A world bank with an email at AOL.com??
How naive do they think we are?? [8|]

I just write back and tell them if they have $950,000 to be released they should be able to legitimately borrow a few thousand against that.
When they've released the money, send it to me and I'll save it for their expenses [:D]
Funny, I don't seem to get much of a reply. [:(]



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