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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 2:48:14 PM

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It's against the rules of the forum to post profiles or screen names. You should erase that

Cant do that now, it's nothing mean though, just the silliest thing I've ever read here, and I write some silly things myself so I ought to know.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 11:08:52 PM

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"U r mastur. Gude.

Surve me".

XXXXnameXXXnameXXX

My response:

Gauge... fucking goddam Gauge.

Their response:

Gude? Not even Qgauge?

My response:

Solicit a blowjob elsewhere Ron.

***crickets***

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/13/2016 9:28:22 PM

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What is it with these guys and their insect fetishes? Here's the latest...

if i pay you 1000 us dollars to be mean to me would you if you tie me to a tree sitting down an put sweet thing in my lap how bad would i get bit up by bitting buggs i can trave to you

I have gotten the mosquito guy a couple of times. Then I got some guy who wanted to be tied up and have fire ants released upon his body. Now this guy and his "bitting buggs." Sheesh.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/14/2016 7:20:35 AM

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The frustrating thing is they never reply after the initial message. Why bother if you don't mean to go through with it? :(

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/14/2016 10:40:01 AM

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Maybe they enjoy this thread and are setting up new accounts just to provide material for it?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/14/2016 10:52:47 AM

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I want to see how the story ends.......

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/21/2016 1:02:20 PM

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I've gotten several messages from a 63 year old man with a photo of him sitting naked in a chair - the message is one word "smooch".

He's now earned himself a block.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/21/2016 1:04:08 PM

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I've gotten several messages from a 63 year old man with a photo of him sitting naked in a chair - the message is one word "smooch".

He's now earned himself a block.

Sigh
Wimmens today, they just got no romance in their souls

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/21/2016 1:25:59 PM

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/22/2016 3:53:44 PM

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hi iam xxxxxmaster from egypt 35 y old and master for 9 y train many girls and willing to own for longtirm now iam not online or looking for games iam serious and wanna real life add me on yahoo xxxxx.master2029 or tell me your kik so we can talk better

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/22/2016 3:56:50 PM

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hi iam xxxxxmaster from egypt 35 y old and master for 9 y train many girls and willing to own for longtirm now iam not online or looking for games iam serious and wanna real life add me on yahoo xxxxx.master2029 or tell me your kik so we can talk better

You mean he'll be able to talk better if you give him your kik name. Now that's a good trick - improving literacy with a messaging app. Who knew it would be so easy.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/22/2016 4:02:04 PM

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hi iam xxxxxmaster from egypt 35 y old and master for 9 y train many girls and willing to own for longtirm now iam not online or looking for games iam serious and wanna real life add me on yahoo xxxxx.master2029 or tell me your kik so we can talk better

You mean he'll be able to talk better if you give him your kik name. Now that's a good trick - improving literacy with a messaging app. Who knew it would be so easy.

I'm trying to figure out how he thought he was going to have "real life" with someone over 7,000 miles away.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/22/2016 4:06:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: longwayhome

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

hi iam xxxxxmaster from egypt 35 y old and master for 9 y train many girls and willing to own for longtirm now iam not online or looking for games iam serious and wanna real life add me on yahoo xxxxx.master2029 or tell me your kik so we can talk better

You mean he'll be able to talk better if you give him your kik name. Now that's a good trick - improving literacy with a messaging app. Who knew it would be so easy.

I'm trying to figure out how he thought he was going to have "real life" with someone over 7,000 miles away.

I'm hoping the poor soul already has a real life (to accompany his dream world of course). Maybe the strange power of his prose will compel you to buy a plane ticket.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/22/2016 5:34:40 PM

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35 yr Master from Egypt with 9 years under his belt? You can bet he can fly you over there on first class and a diamond-studded consideration collar without even thinking about it. They don't play games with this stuff there

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/22/2016 6:10:59 PM

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I imagine he's hoping you will fly him here. I'd tell him good luck getting a work visa but you won't be part of it.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/22/2016 6:57:00 PM

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The woman pays no matter which side she's on. Feminism at work, ladies and gentlemen

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 7:53:08 AM

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Today's message from a guy in the States reads, oh, and bare in mind that he has looked at my profile that reads the answer to everything is no;

Can I see your feet please? along with droplets, a shoe, droplets, and a shoe.

My reply;

Do I look like a Vending Machine? You've looked at my profile, your answer was right in the text that is contained there.

his reply;

Go Fuck yourself.

And this guys is why we do not reply to all the men that fill out inboxes with their 'do me now' crap.

Why do guys insist on telling us to go fuck ourselves? I mean it's exactly what I intend on doing isn't it, because I'm single, and I'm not looking for anyone. Plus as of yet I give the best freaking orgasms ever seeings as I've been playing with my buttons the longest.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 9:01:45 AM

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That would be a great response. "No thanks, I'm going to fuck myself because it will lead to amazing orgasms. Much better than you and your limp dick ever could".

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 9:08:48 AM

needlesandpins

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Well as it is I've replied with 'Oh wow, I've never seen this temper tantrum before.'
The guys does claim to be a Dominant, so I admit to being a little disappointed really. I kind of expected a bigger toy throwing session

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 9:22:17 AM

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I've just read the worst toys being thrown out of the pram responses that I've ever read from someone in a Fetlife Group asking about how to message Vanilla women on a Vanilla site about his fetish. :o Amazingly, some people were still trying to post helpful, constructive responses even after the tantrum about the previous helpful responses had started. I'm still a bit in shock after reading through the thread. I actually think that this guy might be dangerous, like that PUA shooter in America sort of dangerous.

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