RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

Page: << < prev 77 78 [79] 80 81 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/4/2016 4:24:07 AM

WhoreMods

Posts: 10691
Joined: 5/6/2016
Status: offline

I wonder if that might be some sort of updated version of the badger game she's doing?

_____________________________

On the level and looking for a square deal.

(in reply to AllOfTheCookies)

Profile

Post #: 1561

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/4/2016 12:11:47 PM

crazyml

Posts: 5568
Joined: 7/3/2007
Status: offline

Tips hat

_____________________________

Remember.... There's always somewhere on the planet where it's jackass o'clock.

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 1562

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/9/2016 4:26:14 PM

YourSincereSlave

Posts: 82
Joined: 7/29/2016
Status: offline

@PeonForHer
Never got a mail like that. I actually never got a mail form anyone wanting to meet. This is a new kinda scam for me! I would be inclined to believe the hypothesis of having guys pay her expenses is right.
As a side note: damn, man... now I understand what those ladies were saying about your abs pic.

@TheMistressLucy
that was hilarious, thanks for sharing.
You -are- very Beauty, though, so at least there's that one thing someone got right. :P
But wow, that first one... I mean... if you want to die, I guess it's a nice way to go? But.. why?

(in reply to AllOfTheCookies)

Profile

Post #: 1563

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/9/2016 8:29:53 PM

OsideGirl

Posts: 14441
Joined: 7/1/2005
From: United States
Status: offline

It's against the rules of the forum to post profiles or screen names. You should erase that

_____________________________

Give a girl the right shoes and she will conquer the world. ~ Marilyn Monroe

The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude

(in reply to Numerans)

Profile

Post #: 1564

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/9/2016 10:09:49 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if that might be some sort of updated version of the badger game she's doing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to WhoreMods)

Profile

Post #: 1565

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/9/2016 10:25:26 PM

Alecta

Posts: 1355
Joined: 1/19/2010
Status: offline

I'm awed by the longevity of this thread.

these gems, from the past 3 days:

quote:

How bad do the mosquitoes get there in the spring?? Ill pay you 1000 dollars if you take me out where there real real bad. Tie me up remove my pants and leave me out there 2 hours before sun down till 3 hrs after the sun sets. We can wait until they're at their worst. then do this.

and

quote:

you being Asian. That's a complete bullshit story just like you are maam. You think by saying you are Asian it makes you more sexual. It doesn't.

And here I was given the impression most of my ethnic peers are prudes.

quote:

Do people tire of you? Do you tire of them?
Do you break your toys too easily?

(but this one turned out to be quite genuinely funny, so that's ok.)

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 1566

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/9/2016 10:27:46 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

I'm awed by the longevity of this thread.

I am thread... hear me rawr.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to Alecta)

Profile

Post #: 1567

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 4:32:08 AM

NookieNotes

Posts: 1720
Joined: 11/10/2013
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

I'm awed by the longevity of this thread.

these gems, from the past 3 days:

quote:

How bad do the mosquitoes get there in the spring?? Ill pay you 1000 dollars if you take me out where there real real bad. Tie me up remove my pants and leave me out there 2 hours before sun down till 3 hrs after the sun sets. We can wait until they're at their worst. then do this.

and

quote:

you being Asian. That's a complete bullshit story just like you are maam. You think by saying you are Asian it makes you more sexual. It doesn't.

And here I was given the impression most of my ethnic peers are prudes.

quote:

Do people tire of you? Do you tire of them?
Do you break your toys too easily?

(but this one turned out to be quite genuinely funny, so that's ok.)

Mosquito guy is a legend.

_____________________________

Nookie
--
https://datingkinky.com

I Write! A few of my books on Amazon: http://amazon.com/author/msnnotes

(in reply to Alecta)

Profile

Post #: 1568

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 5:46:52 AM

Alecta

Posts: 1355
Joined: 1/19/2010
Status: offline

I thought he sounded familiar!

(in reply to NookieNotes)

Profile

Post #: 1569

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 7:09:37 AM

jlf1961

Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline

quote:

Hello dear how are you i saw you and l applicate you l put significance effect to decuss with you about relationship which can yeid a positive things in ou live please here is my email [email protected] as soon as possible you see me in the next email dont hesitate to respond to me so that l will tell more details and send to you some of my pictures best regard ******

You know, it would help if people could learn some form of english that is easy to comprehend (or learn to use spell check.)

_____________________________

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI

(in reply to Alecta)

Profile

Post #: 1570

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 7:19:51 AM

catize

Posts: 3020
Joined: 3/7/2006
Status: offline

You don't wanna "decuss" anything????

< Message edited by catize -- 9/10/2016 7:20:32 AM >

_____________________________

"Power is real. But it's a lot less real if it's not perceived as power."
Robert Parker, Stranger in Paradise

(in reply to jlf1961)

Profile

Post #: 1571

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 7:34:13 AM

needlesandpins

Posts: 3901
Status: offline

I want to know just how she 'applicate' him ... on second thoughts may be I really don't ...

Needles

_____________________________

I deserved better. Not than you, but from you.

(in reply to catize)

Profile

Post #: 1572

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 7:56:05 AM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

I love it when submissives yeid to me.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to needlesandpins)

Profile

Post #: 1573

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 8:19:45 AM

jlf1961

Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

I want to know just how she 'applicate' him ... on second thoughts may be I really don't ...

Needles

I am not sure what the hell "applicate" is supposed to mean.

_____________________________

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI

(in reply to needlesandpins)

Profile

Post #: 1574

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 11:31:54 AM

needlesandpins

Posts: 3901
Status: offline

All the way from India. So even if I were looking, and I wanted a sub, all the way over here in the UK just what the hell am I supposed to do about it?

Hi miss can we chat for awhile BTW myself ****** from India I have served a lady in my past is there any vacancy for a slave dog NOT LOOKING FOR ONLINE RELATIONSHIP LIST OF KINKS Boot/heel worship (including soles) Body worship Rubber / maid,rubber doll,water sport Orgasm denial Anal Sex Oral sex Chains Collar and leash - dog walking Degradation tasks;Toilet cleaning and eating from a bowl etc Face sitting Face slapping Foot worship Golden shower/water sports Sex en-slaveryj Strap on Trampling

But yeah, this is the bullshit I'm supposed to change my profile for right? Just so that I come over as the perfect fetish delivery system

I don't think so.

Needles

_____________________________

I deserved better. Not than you, but from you.

(in reply to jlf1961)

Profile

Post #: 1575

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 12:09:04 PM

Alecta

Posts: 1355
Joined: 1/19/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

All the way from India. So even if I were looking, and I wanted a sub, all the way over here in the UK just what the hell am I supposed to do about it?

Send him a ticket or go there to meet him, clearly!

(in reply to needlesandpins)

Profile

Post #: 1576

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 12:46:24 PM

needlesandpins

Posts: 3901
Status: offline

Well bloody hell, why didn't I instantly think of that! Oh yeah, maybe it's because my brain had dibs on my blood supply, and his fetish wish list didn't make my panties all wet

Needles

_____________________________

I deserved better. Not than you, but from you.

(in reply to Alecta)

Profile

Post #: 1577

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 12:52:17 PM

Diffident

Posts: 163
Joined: 7/12/2016
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

quote:

Hello dear how are you i saw you and l applicate you l put significance effect to decuss with you about relationship which can yeid a positive things in ou live please here is my email [email protected] as soon as possible you see me in the next email dont hesitate to respond to me so that l will tell more details and send to you some of my pictures best regard ******

You know, it would help if people could learn some form of english that is easy to comprehend (or learn to use spell check.)

I've had that exact same message. Twice.

(in reply to jlf1961)

Profile

Post #: 1578

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 1:26:45 PM

Alecta

Posts: 1355
Joined: 1/19/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

Well bloody hell, why didn't I instantly think of that! Oh yeah, maybe it's because my brain had dibs on my blood supply, and his fetish wish list didn't make my panties all wet

Needles

Psh, it must have been the latter. Everyone knows females don't get blood flow in their brains!

I got the same message last month, without the wish list tho heh

(in reply to needlesandpins)

Profile

Post #: 1579

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2016 1:46:51 PM

freedomdwarf1

Posts: 6845
Joined: 10/23/2012
Status: offline

I get those every now and again.
I just tell them to beg/steal/borrow the money and get a ticket.
When they reach the UK we'll re-imburse them.
Strange we never hear from them again.

I also get those scamming messages about xx thousands of dollars just waiting for me to act as their agent.
I'll never understand why they keep on about massaging the bank to introduce myself.
Like the one I got a couple of days ago titled "my dear please are massage you will send to the bank".
It goes on to give an email addy of "[email protected]" and a load of bank details.
Really?? A world bank with an email at AOL.com??
How naive do they think we are??

I just write back and tell them if they have $950,000 to be released they should be able to legitimately borrow a few thousand against that.
When they've released the money, send it to me and I'll save it for their expenses

Funny, I don't seem to get much of a reply.