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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 9:29:45 AM   
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Was his kink something innocuous and unthreatening that he could possibly mention without scaring the crap about of somebody who wasn't interested in kinkiness, or one of the more alarming ones?

(I do love the way that some pervs think that they're entitled to dismiss anybody vanilla as unimaginative scum who're just there to lower the ambient IQ, yet still believe that they can retain bitching rights about somebody vanilla refusing to shit on their face while poking their genitals with a tuning fork* despite insulting everybody on earth who doesn't share their kinks at the drop of a hat. They come out with condescending obnoxious crap like that then expect people with no interest in that stuff to humour them sexually?)

*(Or whatever else)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 9:53:24 AM   
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quote:

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(I do love the way that some pervs think that they're entitled to dismiss anybody vanilla as unimaginative scum who're just there to lower the ambient IQ, yet still believe that they can retain bitching rights about somebody vanilla refusing to shit on their face while poking their genitals with a tuning fork* despite insulting everybody on earth who doesn't share their kinks at the drop of a hat. They come out with condescending obnoxious crap like that then expect people with no interest in that stuff to humour them sexually?)

*(Or whatever else)


But that's their kink, really....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 10:02:26 AM   
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Most likely. They probably get a lot more pleasure out of that one than they do out of the possibly-not-quite-sexual stuff as well.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 4:39:21 PM   
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quote:

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Was his kink something innocuous and unthreatening that he could possibly mention without scaring the crap about of somebody who wasn't interested in kinkiness, or one of the more alarming ones?



He posted the message that he was copying and pasting and sending to everyone. No details about specific fetishes thankfully, just "kinky dominant women", who he then said that doesn't respect and only wanted to fulfill his fantasies. Spelling was atrocious. Initial replies from women were helpful about how to improve it. His responses to those replies indicated a planet-sized ego and attacked the women who were replying to him.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 6:43:53 PM   
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My favorites so far: (Bear in mind, I've been on here less than two weeks, and my profile clearly states that I am owned and want to talk to female submissive/slaves. I went back and made that in ALL CAPS after a few of these, no appreciable difference):

Mr. Non-sequitur 1982:

so you can beat off?

....
(? No idea. Never contacted him.)


BigDick (at least he self-identified)

fat

...
(well, that was helpful)


Mr. Lives-in-a-very-vivid-fantasy-world

The abuse that you crave is so dark. so extreme, that even within this community it is hard to express it. When you do, you get lectures about safety, or clueless enthusiasm from men who would never have the guts to follow through. I will follow through. I will use you up. If you are ready for it.

....
(Where, exactly, in his fantasy world did I describe 'the abuse that I crave'? I've never contacted this guy, and my profile, especially when he sent this, was very uninformative)


Mr. Shady (again, self-identified)

Come be my submissive sex slave girl

Me: Learn to read a profile before you message someone. You might actually not be dismissed as a moron, then.

Mr. Shady: Why would I read about someone instead of talking to them to get to know them?

....
Maybe because then you would know I have NO INTEREST in you...


Mr. Unsolicited Advice:

boy who sends his bitch looking for more bitches = pussy fagot cocksucker wannabe

Me: 'boy' who feels the need to leave unsolicited comments for others = desperately lonely. Find someone else to bug.

(he deleted my response unread. Naawww, he didn't like being called a boy.)


And as a finale:

Mr. Bi Master ## (really, there have been that many BiMasters? Why not just get a different name, then?)

hey....sweet... i want to have a onilie slave....

(I was pissed off by this point, so)...

Me: I suggest you 1) learn to read (and actually do it before messaging anyone who might actually be interested in you) and 2) learn to use spell check, because your own abilities don't cut it. (FYI, it's automatic on these messages. The bright red line under your words should be a hint to you.)

Assuming you meant "hi, woman I do not know who is not interested in me. I want an online slave. please reply to my completely random and uninformative message immediately and swear to do everything I say"

My response would be: NO. Fuck off.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 6:50:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: katmcmac
I've been on here less than two weeks, and my profile clearly states that I am owned and want to talk to female submissive/slaves. I went back and made that in ALL CAPS after a few of these, no appreciable difference ):


You could over those words in rainbow sprinkles and it wouldn't make a difference. You know what would? Covering your ass up.
Most of these guys are looking at your ass (which is lovely btw) and never bother to scroll down to read anything you say. They never will as long as it's there in their face and the first thing they see.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/23/2016 7:06:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

quote:

ORIGINAL: katmcmac
I've been on here less than two weeks, and my profile clearly states that I am owned and want to talk to female submissive/slaves. I went back and made that in ALL CAPS after a few of these, no appreciable difference ):


You could over those words in rainbow sprinkles and it wouldn't make a difference. You know what would? Covering your ass up.
Most of these guys are looking at your ass (which is lovely btw) and never bother to scroll down to read anything you say. They never will as long as it's there in their face and the first thing they see.


True, but that's what my master suggested I use as a profile pic. At least it is authentically mine. (Thank you for the compliment). I reserve the right to righteous indignation when men respond to my ass and not my words. (Besides, as this thread has shown, they provide HOURS of entertainment). :)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2016 3:30:31 AM   
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So the Dominant guy that told me to 'Go Fuck yourself' yesterday has responded to my comment on his tantrum with;

Sorry about that. My boss pissed me off real good this morning. Perhaps you should punish me ;)

Oh, perhaps not lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2016 4:51:07 AM   
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I find asking them for money at this point is a pretty good way to get them to fuck off and leave me alone. Or the block button. Bricks in hand and all that.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2016 5:04:12 AM   
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LOL Mostly I never bother to answer any of them at all, but sometimes I'm tetchy inside. Sometimes I'm kinda just that Wasp that stung for the hell of it

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2016 5:40:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Diffident


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Was his kink something innocuous and unthreatening that he could possibly mention without scaring the crap about of somebody who wasn't interested in kinkiness, or one of the more alarming ones?



He posted the message that he was copying and pasting and sending to everyone. No details about specific fetishes thankfully, just "kinky dominant women", who he then said that doesn't respect and only wanted to fulfill his fantasies. Spelling was atrocious. Initial replies from women were helpful about how to improve it. His responses to those replies indicated a planet-sized ego and attacked the women who were replying to him.

So he wants a top but refuses point blank to act like a bottom, then.
There seems to be quite a lot of that on here, I've noticed.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2016 10:54:37 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: katmcmac

My favorites so far: (Bear in mind, I've been on here less than two weeks, and my profile clearly states that I am owned and want to talk to female submissive/slaves. I went back and made that in ALL CAPS after a few of these, no appreciable difference)


My profile has said "just here for the forums" for years AND I have a picture of M in my profile...and I still get email. I have found that saying you're in a relationship gets more email than saying nothing.

But, I'll echo what the other poster said...as long as you have a provocative phooto, you will continue to get men emailing you like you're a piece of meat.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2016 11:05:26 AM   
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Wait 'til you see this one.

It started innocently enough:
quote:

Hey Beautiful, how are you doing. Pardon me for intruding, I came across your profile, after I reviews your profile over and over I thought I should say you're damn gorgeous. I'm not going to say you're pretty (because you know but you seem really cool. What is the secret of your beauty if I may ask. Care to exchange message, if so great. Maybe this way we get to know each other, who know what the future hold. Looking forward to from you and if no all the best. MXXXXX


So I replied:
quote:

Thank you for the compliment.

I'm just here for the forums.


I received this as a reply:
quote:

I dont do shitty business. I have been doing what am doing for almost 8years now a nothing ever happened and no one ever got into trouble. I do own slaves but then they always disappear with my money because I do trust them but at the end, they always disappoint me because I trust too soon and trust completely. I do treat my slaves nice with shopping and holidays out of town in fine restaurants and hotels. But let me now bore you with all of that until I sense your interest. For now, let me tell you about the nature of the business I want us to do.

I am into International Money transfer. I have been doing this business like I said for allmost 8 years now. I do buy accounts from hackers. These accounts are accounts which belongs to people who are dead and do not have any next of kin to their accounts. We have alot of millionaires out there who do not have next of kin to inherit what they have. The accoutns are then left dormant for years and then the hackers hack them and either cash out the funds in them or sell them to interested buyers. I have bought lots of these accounts over my years of doing these business of international money transfer and nothing has ever been wrong because we change information before cashing out. Some of these accounts contains, 300,000 to 700,000 dollars.

Here is where you come in, I buy the accoutns from the hackers and then we cash out the funds together. If you have an account I can cash out the funds into the account and if you do not have an account, I can use money Gram to and western union to send the funds to you and you can pick it up gradually. I have access with both Money Gram and Western Union to be able to send at most, 50,000 dollars per transaction to anyone anywhere in the world. I will give you 40% of all the transactions we do and if you are faithful and not greedy to run away with the money, then we can meet and you can be my slave and we make money together. If you are interested in this business, then you let me know and we can begin to make some money. This is no BS, this is real and if you seem you cant do it, I can always find someone else who would. A woman I took as my slave who is from Michigan just made off with my 305,000 dollars, now thats alot of money and its one of the reasons am looking for another partner to work with. If you wish to do this, then email me at ......
[email protected]


So, I've reported him to CM support and I think I should send it to cyber crimes, but I don't know what they can do with anonymous email.

< Message edited by OsideGirl -- 9/24/2016 11:10:18 AM >


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2016 1:58:27 PM   
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Wow, that escalated quickly from a 'no thanks'.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2016 3:27:57 PM   
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I received this from a male "submissive"

i would be laying on the floor on my back and you would be sitting on a chair that is behind my head.... you would be resting your feet on my chest using me as a foot stool ... you would be wearing BRAND new white cotton ankle socks... ( those athletic type socks that are low to the ankle and what women use to workout).... you would take turns with each foot stuffing and wiggling them deep in my mouth and in my throat.. and just have fun doing it.... really stretch out my mouth and abuse and humiliate me.... i would want this on a steady basis while im here... i might even stay for good it depends if my company wants to transfer me here.... i want you to make this part of your life and really enjoy it and do it all the time for me...... we can workout a payment system.. im open to this.... i really love this and im looking for a woman who would really get off on doing this to me and loves to do it.... as time goes by we can be friends actually... i have no problem with this...



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2016 6:38:56 PM   
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Reminds of an e-mail a dominant friend received in his in box a number of years ago:
"Unless you have the over whelming desire to buy me expensive gifts and treat me like a queen, I will not submit to you."
Ironic, eh?


< Message edited by catize -- 10/6/2016 6:40:51 PM >


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/6/2016 6:40:13 PM   
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edited because it double posted


< Message edited by catize -- 10/6/2016 6:42:03 PM >


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/7/2016 8:55:16 AM   
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quote:

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Reminds of an e-mail a dominant friend received in his in box a number of years ago:
"Unless you have the over whelming desire to buy me expensive gifts and treat me like a queen, I will not submit to you."
Ironic, eh?


The profile that says that popped up on my screen yesterday. I thought it was funny.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/7/2016 9:08:28 AM   
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~laughs~
You mean she is still around?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/7/2016 11:39:23 AM   
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Read bottom to top (from 19 Male sub):

Greatlilbabygirl on 10/6/16 at 12:43 PM:
Omg, read my profile. You are wasting your time. Why do you want to waste your's or my time?

love****** on 10/6/16 at 12:34 PM:
i am your slave plz accept me

Greatlilbabygirl on 10/6/16 at 12:34 PM:
I don't have a slave.

love****** on 10/6/16 at 12:33 PM:
i am ready for your slave

Greatlilbabygirl on 10/6/16 at 12:32 PM:
What?

love****** on 10/6/16 at 12:20 PM:
hiii. i m ready for yr slave.


(Explain to me why guys of any side of the slash just send out messages to random women? Does this ever accomplish anything productive? Why are they employing a strategy that is 100% guaranteed to fail? I don't get it)

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