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catize -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/7/2016 11:53:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Greatlilbabygirl (Explain to me why guys of any side of the slash just send out messages to random women? Does this ever accomplish anything productive? Why are they employing a strategy that is 100% guaranteed to fail? I don't get it) So they can start threads about how there are no weal and twue dominants or submissive folk on line and how we are all rude because A) no one replies or B) they don't get the answers they want

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/10/2016 2:31:09 PM)
Bwahahahaha I just got the following, although there was more added to the end with email addresses to send all my info to of course, and obviously I'm gutted that I can not reply to the actual mail because the account no longer exists. W E L C O M E _ T O _ COLLARSPACE ******************************************* ADMINISTRATIVE, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM. Dear Winner, this is to inform you that your Collar Space account have been selected as one of the 4winners for a cash prize of Seven Hundred And Fifty Thousand British Pounds Only in our on-going Collar Space Last Quarter Year Users Special Promo in our Computer Selection System (CSS). This promo is the first of its kind and it was approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). Fill the below: 1.Full Name 2.Full Address 3.Marital Status 4.Occupation 5.Age 6.Nationality 7.Country Of Residence 8.Telephone & Mobile Number 9.Profile Name REF No: L/200-26937, BATCH No: 2016CLS-01 Send details to processing and claims office ENGLAND immediately by email I'm guessing that with all those world lottos I've also won in my email accounts that I've never entered this makes me one very rich lady lol Needles

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/10/2016 2:58:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins Bwahahahaha I just got the following, although there was more added to the end with email addresses to send all my info to of course, and obviously I'm gutted that I can not reply to the actual mail because the account no longer exists. W E L C O M E _ T O _ COLLARSPACE ******************************************* ADMINISTRATIVE, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM. Dear Winner, this is to inform you that your Collar Space account have been selected as one of the 4winners for a cash prize of Seven Hundred And Fifty Thousand British Pounds Only in our on-going Collar Space Last Quarter Year Users Special Promo in our Computer Selection System (CSS). This promo is the first of its kind and it was approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). Fill the below: 1.Full Name 2.Full Address 3.Marital Status 4.Occupation 5.Age 6.Nationality 7.Country Of Residence 8.Telephone & Mobile Number 9.Profile Name REF No: L/200-26937, BATCH No: 2016CLS-01 Send details to processing and claims office ENGLAND immediately by email I'm guessing that with all those world lottos I've also won in my email accounts that I've never entered this makes me one very rich lady lol Needles I guess the fact that this is an American site escaped them.

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 7:07:16 AM)
Yeah, but my fun was spoiled before it started because the account had already been deleted. I didn't even get the chance of one reply [:(] Oh well lol Needles

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 9:56:15 AM)
Some twit from Brooklyn just sent me this thing about how I would be his perfect sub. And is stupid enough to have included his phone number. I deleted it but I did have thoughts of spreading it around in circles he would not have appreciated.

WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 11:52:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Some twit from Brooklyn just sent me this thing about how I would be his perfect sub. And is stupid enough to have included his phone number. I deleted it but I did have thoughts of spreading it around in circles he would not have appreciated. Maybe he'll message you again and you can?

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 12:23:46 PM)
I get those sometimes, numbers, kik, email, everything all in the first contact. Mate I'm upset you didn't give me your home address too, I mean do you just not trust me or something? [:D] Needles

Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 1:26:12 PM)
I've wondered if those are pranksters attempting to con us into harassing their enemies.

LadyPact -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 1:30:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins I get those sometimes, numbers, kik, email, everything all in the first contact. Mate I'm upset you didn't give me your home address too, I mean do you just not trust me or something? [:D] Needles I can't be the only woman on the board who believes this kind of thing just oozes desperation.

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 1:31:10 PM)
That crossed my mind as well

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 1:37:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins I get those sometimes, numbers, kik, email, everything all in the first contact. Mate I'm upset you didn't give me your home address too, I mean do you just not trust me or something? [:D] Needles I can't be the only woman on the board who believes this kind of thing just oozes desperation. That's exactly what goes through my mind, LP. I'm surprised I didn't get Grannies number just in case they weren't home for five seconds, and yet men have the cheek to accuse women of being the needy ones. I'm over here with my big keep away stick [:D] Needles

Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 1:44:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Alecta I've wondered if those are pranksters attempting to con us into harassing their enemies. It's happened, give out a phone number and a message that says "call me I'm up for anything," and it's an innocent person wondering why the hell they are getting perverts calling them asking how many dicks they like up their asses at one time....it's the same as blacklisting.

LadyPact -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 1:54:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: Alecta I've wondered if those are pranksters attempting to con us into harassing their enemies. It's happened, give out a phone number and a message that says "call me I'm up for anything," and it's an innocent person wondering why the hell they are getting perverts calling them asking how many dicks they like up their asses at one time....it's the same as blacklisting. Yep. It's actually why I was kind of surprised at the change in forum guidelines about it now. The revised version is you can post your own contact info, including phone number, as long as it's yours. And the site checks that out how?

Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 2:20:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: Alecta I've wondered if those are pranksters attempting to con us into harassing their enemies. It's happened, give out a phone number and a message that says "call me I'm up for anything," and it's an innocent person wondering why the hell they are getting perverts calling them asking how many dicks they like up their asses at one time....it's the same as blacklisting. Yep. It's actually why I was kind of surprised at the change in forum guidelines about it now. The revised version is you can post your own contact info, including phone number, as long as it's yours. And the site checks that out how? I haven't seen the revision!!!

LadyPact -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 2:29:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic I haven't seen the revision!!! A ha! You are right. It only includes being allowed to post email addresses and links to personal home page are cool in Introductions and Looking for Naughty Love.

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 2:39:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: Alecta I've wondered if those are pranksters attempting to con us into harassing their enemies. It's happened, give out a phone number and a message that says "call me I'm up for anything," and it's an innocent person wondering why the hell they are getting perverts calling them asking how many dicks they like up their asses at one time....it's the same as blacklisting. Not to mention that it's there forever. 10 Years from now, it will still show up on some internet search.

Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/11/2016 2:49:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: Alecta I've wondered if those are pranksters attempting to con us into harassing their enemies. It's happened, give out a phone number and a message that says "call me I'm up for anything," and it's an innocent person wondering why the hell they are getting perverts calling them asking how many dicks they like up their asses at one time....it's the same as blacklisting. Not to mention that it's there forever. 10 Years from now, it will still show up on some internet search. Excellent point.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/16/2016 9:22:12 AM)
Latest dose of idiocy: Hello mistress, my name is <deleted to protect the clueless>. I am <deleted - way under age parameters stated in my profile> years old from <deleted - a European coutry). I am looking for a mistress to train me for an online long term relation. I am ready to do skype sessions. and anything possible. p.s. I am not into findom or slave profiles Not into slave profiles? Obviously he's so fricking lazy he doesn't even read profiles before firing off this message, or he would have known that mine is not one! Also did't get the part that I'm not looking right now, not looking for anyone under 40 or outside of the DFW area when I am looking, and not into online.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/16/2016 9:28:37 AM)
This one is just hilarious: you look awesome, wanna sex with me, sweety? There are absolutely no images on my profile other than a gemstone, so this person would have no way to know if I "look awesome." If they are into having sex with gemstones, more power to them!

Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/16/2016 10:49:46 AM)
I recently read a torture manga with a scene where fine sand is mixed in with lube and injected into a guy's urethra before he gets jerked off. Maybe he read it too.

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