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WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 3:42:43 PM)
I think there's a clip of Cathy McGowan going on about doing that on Ready Steady Go. (Probably right before it goes into a clip of the fucking Dave Clark Five...)

Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 9:14:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins Nah, both work just as well. My mum used to work with a Punk that had a rather spectacular Mohawk. Apparently he used to iron that flat on the ironing board with brown paper to protect it [;)] Needles My aunt had waist length hair in the early 70's. She ironed her hair with a towel over it on the ironing board. Yep, that was how it was done. That or use frozen orange juice cans (empty) to roll it on for a slight bounce.

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2016 12:19:08 PM)
How about this one? quote: [You cannot respond to this message because the account no longer exists] i am miss Vina Robbins Am working as Senior Audit / banker in Al Rayan Bank formerly Islamic Bank of Britain United Kingdom,i have a deal/business to discuss with you if you are interested reply back urgently. [email protected] Yeah, I know I'm not supposed to post the email address, but since there's no question that it's a scam, I don't care.

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2016 3:20:50 PM)
I get spam emails like those all the time too. I'm really surprised that these people still use this one. It's so old now, although fair do's on using the UK instead of Africa, we are crap broke right now after all and everyone is bailing. Needles

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2016 3:45:43 PM)
So, I just got; Ho three and a minute later from the same guy I'm a part time pussylicker. Erm ... nope, I got nothing. Needles

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/26/2016 3:49:54 PM)
I have no idea who this guy is: quote: posted your picture as a paid whore on back page creglist plenty of fish it is linked to this page with a web address say you will hive 20 dollar blow job to any one who replys this is posted all over Santee, California good luck getting it remove also you have to be the dumbest woman on here most have the sence to take there picture down before being an asshole

PeonForHer -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/26/2016 5:32:24 PM)
FR Hey, does my profile open when people click on CS? I ask because I've been getting tons of messages recently. Some nineteen out of twenty are duck-lipped girls in their twenties who can't write English, trying to do a bait and switch number on me, so it doesn't really matter ... but I'm not used to this. I haven't had this attention - such as it is - since I joined here, donkey's years ago. Or are all the males getting the same thing, all of a sudden?

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/27/2016 8:31:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer FR Hey, does my profile open when people click on CS? I ask because I've been getting tons of messages recently. Some nineteen out of twenty are duck-lipped girls in their twenties who can't write English, trying to do a bait and switch number on me, so it doesn't really matter ... but I'm not used to this. I haven't had this attention - such as it is - since I joined here, donkey's years ago. Or are all the males getting the same thing, all of a sudden? I can see your profile.

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/27/2016 11:27:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer FR Hey, does my profile open when people click on CS? I ask because I've been getting tons of messages recently. Some nineteen out of twenty are duck-lipped girls in their twenties who can't write English, trying to do a bait and switch number on me, so it doesn't really matter ... but I'm not used to this. I haven't had this attention - such as it is - since I joined here, donkey's years ago. Or are all the males getting the same thing, all of a sudden? You used to show in the online list occasionally, but you putting this made me realise that I haven't seen you pop up on the other side for a very long time. Anyway, I searched you, you were there, and yes your profile opens up, but even if it didn't the first thing you see is the 'No 23 year olds ...' so ya know, you're getting the male equivalent of our 'Don't do it, we're just here for the forums' ignored. Needles

dcnovice -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/27/2016 11:42:57 AM)
FR From a dominatrix (her term) in London: I am waiting for submissive men who wish to join me in my wonderful dungeon for a journey into the exciting and tantalizing world of domination.If our willing to be my Slave just give me your email address so we can Discuss how to be my Official Slave .. Well, hon, if you're targeting gay guys in another hemisphere, you may be waiting for a while.

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/27/2016 7:24:59 PM)
I just got the "I lead you into a hotel room ... Do I find you wearing a bra?" one. I replied that he will find The Man beating his head in.

smartsub10 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/27/2016 7:33:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP I just got the "I lead you into a hotel room ... Do I find you wearing a bra?" one. I replied that he will find The Man beating his head in. I've received this message in various forms over the years. So stupid.

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/28/2016 8:48:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP I just got the "I lead you into a hotel room ... Do I find you wearing a bra?" one. I replied that he will find The Man beating his head in. I replied virtually the same thing.

angelikaJ -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/28/2016 11:33:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice FR From a dominatrix (her term) in London: I am waiting for submissive men who wish to join me in my wonderful dungeon for a journey into the exciting and tantalizing world of domination.If our willing to be my Slave just give me your email address so we can Discuss how to be my Official Slave .. Well, hon, if you're targeting gay guys in another hemisphere, you may be waiting for a while. You could be her Official gay slave from another hemisphere! How could you possibly turn that down? [8D]

WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/28/2016 1:12:40 PM)
Maybe she's demanding a finder's fee?

ResidentSadist -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 7:05:33 AM)
Spam letter from a Domme... " Hello sweet heart how are you, l saw your client it look so fascinated to me,l put significance effect to decuss about relationship which can yield a positive thing in our life,please here is my email [email protected] as soon as possible you see my mail in the next email don°t hesitate to respond to me so that l can send to you some of my pictures and tell you more details best regard conon " I was waiting for breakfast so I had time to kill and wrote a responce... Dearest Conon, So you are seeking a dominant Master to join his poly family? I am glad to know that reading my profile has inspired your desires to become a slave. Do you do windows, we are looking for a domestic? Sincerely, Kalon Eric

Greatlilbabygirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 9:17:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Spam letter from a Domme... " Hello sweet heart how are you, l saw your client it look so fascinated to me,l put significance effect to decuss about relationship which can yield a positive thing in our life,please here is my email [email protected] as soon as possible you see my mail in the next email don°t hesitate to respond to me so that l can send to you some of my pictures and tell you more details best regard conon " I was waiting for breakfast so I had time to kill and wrote a responce... Dearest Conon, So you are seeking a dominant Master to join his poly family? I am glad to know that reading my profile has inspired your desires to become a slave. Do you do windows, we are looking for a domestic? Sincerely, Kalon Eric The spam bot is strong in that one

jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 9:21:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Spam letter from a Domme... " Hello sweet heart how are you, l saw your client it look so fascinated to me,l put significance effect to decuss about relationship which can yield a positive thing in our life,please here is my email [email protected] as soon as possible you see my mail in the next email don°t hesitate to respond to me so that l can send to you some of my pictures and tell you more details best regard conon " I was waiting for breakfast so I had time to kill and wrote a responce... Dearest Conon, So you are seeking a dominant Master to join his poly family? I am glad to know that reading my profile has inspired your desires to become a slave. Do you do windows, we are looking for a domestic? Sincerely, Kalon Eric Well, does she do windows? You might also find out if she makes decent coffee. I mean a domestic that cant make coffee really isnt worth much.

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 10:46:18 AM)
I rarely get any mail, but recently had this exchange. HIM Hello there , Intriguing profile I actually just moved to Toronto and i'm looking for a sub obviously. I'm a tall dark european guy (and Primal dom) , running my own business but I do feel Lonely without a sub.I'm willing to prove than i'm real on webcam aswell (too many fakes online) anyway , talk to you soon hopefully ME What on earth about my profile made you think I might be interested? (Note: My profile makes it clear that I am in a closed triad) HIM Because you seems to be poor as fuck (barmaid) , with a kid , dating two fat losers with probably a small cock , so I wanted to help you to be more happy ,but GL in your search with your 'fellas' ROFLMAO are they nigg*rs ? why would u call them like that. ME Oh dear me. HIM I was taking the piss . ! your profile is pretty weird though ,I dont understand it. ME Clearly not.

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 11:08:24 AM)
How could you possibly turn down a racist?

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