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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/16/2016 5:27:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Alecta

I recently read a torture manga with a scene where fine sand is mixed in with lube and injected into a guy's urethra before he gets jerked off. Maybe he read it too.


Maybe. He had better not be thinking of grinding my gemstone down like sand to do it, though.



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/17/2016 4:41:40 PM)

I just got this "gem". He's clearly up for "The Best Pick Up Lines" award:

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you look like you can suck some dick baby

I mean Niggger dick



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/17/2016 5:32:56 PM)

He seems nice.



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/17/2016 5:37:31 PM)

It got better. I replied that He should be ashamed that was the best pick up line he could come up with and that his mother would be ashamed and got this reply:

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LOL I was hardly looking to pick you up lil slut ... merely making an observation

I know you are clearly a cunt ONLY here, thinking you are so witty .... but in reality just a typical cali myopic and entitled retard

oh and btw ,, since you mentioned my momma ... she would beat your white ass black and blue cunt


He's a real charmer... [8|]



Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/17/2016 11:43:03 PM)

What's Cali Myopic?



WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 5:31:59 AM)

A phone with really big buttons for those who can't see properly, I think.



Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 6:05:27 AM)

let me ask somethinng not related to us i like beign burnt with cig but there is a woman that wants to tie me up an grab my cock with a flat iron for hair she saidd 4 sec will do it. if i did that how bad would it be for me

Us?



Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 6:37:22 AM)

I would assume it depends on what temperature the iron is set to.



Greatlilbabygirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 8:08:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

let me ask somethinng not related to us i like beign burnt with cig but there is a woman that wants to tie me up an grab my cock with a flat iron for hair she saidd 4 sec will do it. if i did that how bad would it be for me

Us?

"His penis will be scarred for life and he will suffer from a number of issues, including the proper function of his penis, not to mention the cosmetic and psychological problems associated with the scarring to such a sensitive site," said District Court Judge Paul Muscat

https://www.google.com/amp/www.hngn.com/amp/articles/130952/20150917/woman-burns-boyfriends-penis-hair-straightener-punishment.htm?client=ms-android-att-us


The human body is meat. You want to see what a flat iron will do to meat, hold a hot dog in a flat iron for 4 sec. It'll be burnt, blistered, and cooked. If you two are ok with causing irreparable damage that'll last a lifetime time, go right on ahead. But I would strongly advise against it





OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 9:57:11 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Delilya


Us?


I would have been the same....wait a minute....what is this "us" shit......



WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 10:55:22 AM)

I was wondering about that meself: I don't believe I know the lady in question, so there's definitely no "Us" there.
(Particularly if she wants somebody to grab my magic sword with a flat iron for hair. That's one of the best arguments against establishing a "us" I've ever heard, frankly...)



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 11:19:21 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I was wondering about that meself: I don't believe I know the lady in question, so there's definitely no "Us" there.
(Particularly if she wants somebody to grab my magic sword with a flat iron for hair. That's one of the best arguments against establishing a "us" I've ever heard, frankly...)



I actually find it hysterical that he has to ask if it would be bad for him. I swear some people absolutely throw away their common sense when they get into it.



Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 11:28:42 AM)

I simply told him I had no experience in that area, and he'd have to ask her. What else do you say? Probably wank-fodder anyway. But yeah, the "us" was a hoot. We've never even exchanged messages... first time he's ever written.... they can be strange.....



WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 12:02:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I was wondering about that meself: I don't believe I know the lady in question, so there's definitely no "Us" there.
(Particularly if she wants somebody to grab my magic sword with a flat iron for hair. That's one of the best arguments against establishing a "us" I've ever heard, frankly...)



I actually find it hysterical that he has to ask if it would be bad for him. I swear some people absolutely throw away their common sense when they get into it.

Maybe he thinks his dress trousers will hang better if he irons his cock flat?



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 12:06:34 PM)

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needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 1:36:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I was wondering about that meself: I don't believe I know the lady in question, so there's definitely no "Us" there.
(Particularly if she wants somebody to grab my magic sword with a flat iron for hair. That's one of the best arguments against establishing a "us" I've ever heard, frankly...)



I actually find it hysterical that he has to ask if it would be bad for him. I swear some people absolutely throw away their common sense when they get into it.

Maybe he thinks his dress trousers will hang better if he irons his cock flat?


Well I have naturally curly hair, when straightened it appears longer. Maybe this would give him the six inch he's always dreamed of if she smooths just right. Then again, there's always those demos on youtube where their hair comes off in their hands, so ya know [:D]

Needles



WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 1:39:31 PM)

I know, wrong sort of iron. Sorry.



needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 2:27:08 PM)

Nah, both work just as well. My mum used to work with a Punk that had a rather spectacular Mohawk. Apparently he used to iron that flat on the ironing board with brown paper to protect it [;)]

Needles



needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 2:30:37 PM)

Just a thought here; but if she uses a curling iron and gives him a curly pigs tail whilst charging him, he can be a truw pay piggy too [:D]

Ooohhhh I've had a long day, and caffeine, I'm going to stop now and go to bed ...

Needles



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2016 2:31:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

Nah, both work just as well. My mum used to work with a Punk that had a rather spectacular Mohawk. Apparently he used to iron that flat on the ironing board with brown paper to protect it [;)]

Needles

My aunt had waist length hair in the early 70's. She ironed her hair with a towel over it on the ironing board.



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