RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

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Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 11:17:22 AM)
He wants to take you away to Castle Grey and lavish you a fairy tale ending! How can you refuse? Lol

WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 12:22:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP How could you possibly turn down a racist? Volume control on your stereo, if you're listening to Ted Nugent or black metal. [;)]

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 2:33:34 PM)
LOL I especially like how guys I turn down always go right to my Fellas being losers, despite them both being successful professionals. Losers don't own condos in Toronto.

Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 2:36:09 PM)
because "real men" don't participate in MWM relationships?

jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/30/2016 5:12:50 PM)
quote: my name is k******li am 26 years old single that is looking for master i have bad expreince in this life style cos the old master that i serve was dead then i need to find the new master that can relocate me Now, reading this as written, she was serving a master that was dead, which means (in light of the time of year) she was serving a vampire. Now, was is past tense, which begs the question, is her master now alive and there in lies the problem? Now this totally ignores the number of messages I have read over the years about previous masters having died. Now doing the math, this means that out of 947 cold contact messages, 856 had previous masters who had died. Now, of course, being the smart ass that I am (I took the Resident Sadist class on smart ass replies to messages) I have taken to ask what to the cause of the death of their previous masters. For some reason I never get replies to these questions. Now, being the resident Para Military Paranoid Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist (FYI the PMPGLCT is having open recruitment next month) I suspect that there are a lot of subs on collarspace killing masters. Of course, the fact that none of this information has hit the news is a clear indication that the Federal Government is covering up these murders to facilitate the removal of Doms and Masters from the American populace to make it easier to instigate Martial Law.

Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/1/2016 1:59:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Spam letter from a Domme... " Hello sweet heart how are you, l saw your client it look so fascinated to me,l put significance effect to decuss about relationship which can yield a positive thing in our life,please here is my email [email protected] as soon as possible you see my mail in the next email don°t hesitate to respond to me so that l can send to you some of my pictures and tell you more details best regard conon " I was waiting for breakfast so I had time to kill and wrote a responce... Dearest Conon, So you are seeking a dominant Master to join his poly family? I am glad to know that reading my profile has inspired your desires to become a slave. Do you do windows, we are looking for a domestic? Sincerely, Kalon Eric I just got the same one, word for word. Unfortunately, I couldn't use your witty response.

Alecta -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/7/2016 2:05:53 PM)
Saw this on the intro forum, it deserves to be noted here and naturalized as a "thing" like inch-tall man and bug-bite man and their peers lol quote: Hello I am 35 years old man looking to pay escort girls of young sexy dtright men with big dicks and send me their condoms after they fucked escort girls I booked for them.kinky voyeuor fetish.

PeonForHer -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/11/2016 10:41:26 AM)
UR MY TOILET ... From a male sub. Must be the time of year that brings them out.

WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/11/2016 10:53:23 AM)
You had a sub trying to top you? Normally you have to be shagging them for while before they start trying to sneak that stuff past you...

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/11/2016 11:38:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Spam letter from a Domme... " Hello sweet heart how are you, l saw your client it look so fascinated to me,l put significance effect to decuss about relationship which can yield a positive thing in our life,please here is my email [email protected] as soon as possible you see my mail in the next email don°t hesitate to respond to me so that l can send to you some of my pictures and tell you more details best regard conon " I was waiting for breakfast so I had time to kill and wrote a responce... Dearest Conon, So you are seeking a dominant Master to join his poly family? I am glad to know that reading my profile has inspired your desires to become a slave. Do you do windows, we are looking for a domestic? Sincerely, Kalon Eric I just got the same one, word for word. Unfortunately, I couldn't use your witty response. I've just had this one too. Seems little miss hot dom likes to cover all bases. I've said how I'm appalled that they are in the US but still can't read. I've also asked several questions, like what the hell is my client? as far as I'm aware I don't actually have any, and just what does she intend on doing with a straight switch in the UK that isn't looking for anyone? Needles

PeonForHer -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/11/2016 4:43:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods You had a sub trying to top you? Normally you have to be shagging them for while before they start trying to sneak that stuff past you... Beats me. Perhaps it's something to do with my nickname? Ages ago somebody used to rib me about it. I genuinely didn't think of that angle when I came up with 'Peon'. Oh well.

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/15/2016 4:16:49 PM)
And again, I know that posting the name violates ToS, but since we really do know this is a scam, it doesn't matter. From: BusinessDom3 Dated: 11/15/16 4:01 PM ARE YOU HONEST? CAN YOU BE TRUSTED? DO YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH APART FROM YOUR PAY CHECK? THEN HERE IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. NEXT DAY CASH OUT NOW! IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING BANKS OR YOU CAN SET UP AN ACCOUNT WITH THEM, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME ASAP AND I WILL WIRE IT AND WE'LL BOTH SHARE THE MONEY ON A 60/40 sharing percentage. • KEY BANK (400,000$) • CHASE BANK(600k) • ALLY BANK ($150,000 • BOA ($400,000) • REGIONS BANK ($300,000) • GROW FINANCIAL BANK($350,000) • NAVY FCU ($400,000) • SATANDER ($400,000) • BANCFIRST BANK($300,000) • NATIONAL BANK ($400,000) • CITIZENS BANK ($300,000) • CITI BANK ($200,000) • 53RD BANK($500,000) • CHEMICAL BANK ($500,000) • HERITAGE BANK ($500,000) • HORIZON FCU ($300,000) • GOLDEN1 CU ($400,000) • HORIZON FCU ($400,000) • ALABAMA FCU ($170,000) • LIBERTY ONE ($170,000) • BANK OF OZARK ($500,000) • Bank of Internet ($150,000) • FIRST NIAGARA BANK ($400,000) • BANK OF UTAH ($400,000) • MOUNTAIN AMERICyAN CREDIT UNION. ($100,000) • CLEAR MOUNTAIN ($400,000) • DOLLAR BANK ($400,000) • HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT (From 400.000$ to 800 000$ ) •CAPITAL ONE ($400.000) • PENTAGON FED CU ($200.000) • BB&T ($400.000) • REGIONS ($100.000) • TD BANK ($300.000) • ANY FED / STATE CREDIT UNION ($450.000) • FIRST MERIT BANK ($400.000) • GOLDEN 1 CUt ($200.000) • BANK OF WEST ($400.000) • ZIONS BANK ($450.000) • SunTrust Bank ($700.000) NB: Working with only HONEST & FAST partners only, no bs. Purely legit deals. STRICTLY BUSINESS!!! email me at [email protected]

WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/23/2016 6:07:11 AM)
Here's a good one I received yesterday (actually a bit of a milestone, as it's the first scammy pm I've received since I revealed my profile to get my messenger working again). I have added my reply, and the strangely non sequitor response to that, to highlight my suspicion that the scamster is either a bot or has much worse English than most Nigerians you get doing this crap. quote: [a conman] on 11/22/16 at 3:05 PM: Dear Good friend, I bid you greetings. I have a business that could be brought your way but the details shall be given when you confirm the receipt of this email.i will like you to write me on this ID [hotmail email address] Thanks. Regards, [name here]. WhoreMods on 11/22/16 at 7:24 PM: Fuck off and die, you lying con artist. [a conman] on 11/22/16 at 7:38 PM: Ok i am pleased i am waiting please sent email to my box ok Obviously any response at all is taken as encouragement, it seems.

peppermint -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/23/2016 12:39:40 PM)
I never get cmail from scammers but I go this one. Seems this one is extra busy.

jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/25/2016 8:50:21 PM)
Incoming message: Hi, how are you doing? Reply: Well, I am fighting a mild case of pneumonia, the cold weather has finally arrived so my arthritis is acting up, and my dog kept me awake all night because she insists on talking to the local owls and coyotes, either by dragging me outside or barking at them from the window. Now, in my defense, when I got that message, I was indeed fighting a mild case of pneumonia and one of the medications was a cough syrup with codeine in it, which for some reason seems to hit my body like some form of truth serum.

Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/26/2016 8:01:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl And again, I know that posting the name violates ToS, but since we really do know this is a scam, it doesn't matter. From: BusinessDom3 Dated: 11/15/16 4:01 PM ARE YOU HONEST? CAN YOU BE TRUSTED? DO YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH APART FROM YOUR PAY CHECK? THEN HERE IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. NEXT DAY CASH OUT NOW! IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING BANKS OR YOU CAN SET UP AN ACCOUNT WITH THEM, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME ASAP AND I WILL WIRE IT AND WE'LL BOTH SHARE THE MONEY ON A 60/40 sharing percentage. • KEY BANK (400,000$) • CHASE BANK(600k) • ALLY BANK ($150,000 • BOA ($400,000) • REGIONS BANK ($300,000) • GROW FINANCIAL BANK($350,000) • NAVY FCU ($400,000) • SATANDER ($400,000) • BANCFIRST BANK($300,000) • NATIONAL BANK ($400,000) • CITIZENS BANK ($300,000) • CITI BANK ($200,000) • 53RD BANK($500,000) • CHEMICAL BANK ($500,000) • HERITAGE BANK ($500,000) • HORIZON FCU ($300,000) • GOLDEN1 CU ($400,000) • HORIZON FCU ($400,000) • ALABAMA FCU ($170,000) • LIBERTY ONE ($170,000) • BANK OF OZARK ($500,000) • Bank of Internet ($150,000) • FIRST NIAGARA BANK ($400,000) • BANK OF UTAH ($400,000) • MOUNTAIN AMERICyAN CREDIT UNION. ($100,000) • CLEAR MOUNTAIN ($400,000) • DOLLAR BANK ($400,000) • HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT (From 400.000$ to 800 000$ ) •CAPITAL ONE ($400.000) • PENTAGON FED CU ($200.000) • BB&T ($400.000) • REGIONS ($100.000) • TD BANK ($300.000) • ANY FED / STATE CREDIT UNION ($450.000) • FIRST MERIT BANK ($400.000) • GOLDEN 1 CUt ($200.000) • BANK OF WEST ($400.000) • ZIONS BANK ($450.000) • SunTrust Bank ($700.000) NB: Working with only HONEST & FAST partners only, no bs. Purely legit deals. STRICTLY BUSINESS!!! email me at [email protected] Yeah I got that one yesterday

WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/26/2016 10:12:45 AM)
I love the "ARE YOU HONEST?" opener. Obviously some shyster cocksucker who's decided that honest people are easy marks for pondlife. Fucking vermin.

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/26/2016 10:37:45 AM)
Had this exchange the other day. Him: Hi. Me: Hi. Him Where in Canada are you? Me: In the GTA (which means "greater Toronto Area", which encompasses some 7000 square km and roughly 6 million people) Him: Want to meet up? Dafuq? That's his only criteria? that I'm in the same general part of the country?

Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/26/2016 5:05:41 PM)
Kanine friendly? Ugh.

jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/30/2016 4:50:01 PM)
I recently got a message from someone claiming to be born and raised in the US, serving in the US military and using the title Doctor.... However, all the pictures she supplies has a woman in Russian uniform, with a Russian weapon, in front of a Russian helicopter. I guess that the wording of her messages using phrases common in Europe needs not to be mentioned.

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