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Rochsub2009 -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 7:54:24 AM)
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ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave
You know who you are. The ones that said I was too picky or not submissive enough. Well, as you also know, I'm the greatest online dater there is, was, and ever will be. Every day the most beautiful women from all around the world message me with the most sweet and generous comments. My inboxes are always full - and I'm a man. That never happens. I'm a male god. I always have exact copies of messages and photos of my inboxes as proof, and every word of my profile is true. I also sell an online-dating course that gets real results.
Well, yesterday I was about to stop checking my mail, accept loneliness, and just focus on all my super successful businesses. Then I saw this one beautiful woman and I clicked on her profile. Then I saw her photos. Then I saw one of her photos, and she was wearing something that gave us an instant connection. I messaged her with my usual confident charming self, and within an hour she wrote back and said I'm so happy to have read this and we really are pretty much perfect together. She asked for my number within 10 minutes and we talked on the phone for 8 hours. We were on the phone so long, I was dizzy when I finally stood up and almost fell down. LOL That's gotta be some kind of record. After hours of the most awesome phone call I ever had, she told me she loved me and wanted me to be her husband. People, this woman is the most amazing, beautiful, accomplished, and intelligent woman EVER. She is a former beauty pageant queen, cheerleader, Olympic medalist, and even a rugby and volleyball player. Now, women fall in love with me every day, but I don't return the favor. But this time I did. We have 99.9% of everything in common. She's like the female version of me with girl parts. And then on a total whim, she invited me to her mansion states away and I froze. Then she offered to pay hundreds of dollars to fly down here to be with me next weekend.
See, I'm an anti-social computer genius, and I've never really been with a girl before. Never had a girlfriend. Never kissed a girl. It was always just me and my computer. All the magic happens from my bedroom. I hardly ever leave the house. But now after thinking I never would find the dream girl I created in fantasy, have found my soul-mate, and I'm extremely scared and nervous but happy and excited to meet her. What if she thinks I'm ugly? Or as she said, she has to make sure we have the same connection on the phone as we do in person. What if we don't, I have the best weekend of my life, and then she never contacts me again and I'm heartbroken and can't go on? I need to hear from people with real-world love experience. I don't know if I can do this. This is the first time I'm letting a woman into my wonderful world. I agreed to see her. I want to see her. I'm just scared of any potential disappointment.
Translation: The blow-up sex doll that I ordered on the internet is arriving this week. I can't wait to have REAL sex with a REAL (plastic) girl. Having sex with my right hand is becoming repetitive and dull.
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