RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Mistress



Message

wnyThroatLover -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 8:47:24 AM)

Then I may have to add a vaginal disinfection to the price



mnottertail -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 8:53:17 AM)

Amelia Erhart would do that free.



MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 9:01:21 AM)

I recommend meeting "her" in a public place with a good friend at your side...sounds like a kidnapper type to Me....probably has a boyfriend/husband she hasn't told you about who just happens to be a CANNIBAL.



wnyThroatLover -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 9:02:46 AM)

Or a 2 inch cock, 500lbs of extra weight and an odor that would make a skunk cry



OsideGirl -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 9:09:14 AM)

Well, since he's found the perfect woman, he can now leave the forums.



Rochsub2009 -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 9:12:31 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Well, since he's found the perfect woman, he can now leave the forums.


[sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif]



stef -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 9:41:53 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

Fascinating tale...

Then your alarm went off and the dream came to an abrupt end.

Still using a stolen profile photo?



myotherself -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 10:15:52 AM)

I'm not sure where this thread would go if the Mods decided to move it...Positive Experiences or Creative Writing? [8|]



LadyPact -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 10:56:53 AM)

Considering that it's funny as hell, maybe Humor and Games.



stef -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 11:18:40 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I'm not sure where this thread would go if the Mods decided to move it...Positive Experiences or Creative Writing? [8|]

I will use this as what I'm sure will be another unsuccessful effort to lobby for the creation of a "Not-so-Random Stupidity" forum. There is a clear and present need.



wnyThroatLover -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 11:53:34 AM)

I second that motion, Stef



LaTigresse -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 12:02:07 PM)

Thirded. (is that an actual word.......thirded?)



Alecta -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 12:21:59 PM)

Come now, don't run the poor guy off... I want to hear how it ends!



stef -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 12:35:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

Come now, don't run the poor guy off... I want to hear how it ends!

I'm pretty sure his story ends something like this.

[image]http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fapping.+morbid+for+all+men+everywhere_c10bf2_4088416.jpg[/image]



MistressDarkArt -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 12:47:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

Come now, don't run the poor guy off... I want to hear how it ends!


He accidentally bites the toe off the blow-up doll and it deflates into a flesh-colored pile of pvc and fake eye lashes.

In any case, I doubt we'll be hearing from him again. Reality's a harsh mistress.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 12:56:04 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

What if she thinks I'm ugly?


I don't understand your concern here. Didn't you tell us several threads back what you look like wouldn't matter because slaves wear their black rapey-masks at all times?



searching4mysir -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 12:56:44 PM)

quote:

She's like the female version of me with girl parts.


Until you've met in person, it's kinda hard to be sure of that.



MsGypsey -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 2:05:46 PM)

I want to know how this ends.



OttersSwim -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 2:21:44 PM)

Like all sock stories end, it'll stink...



MsGypsey -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/15/2012 2:28:02 PM)

Or maybe there's a hole in it. Somewhere...



Page: <<   < prev  1 2 [3] 4 5   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.046875