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BlackSockSlave -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/19/2012 9:52:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders 'forced'? I thought that was your biggest fantasy ever? It is, but it sounds good.

wnyThroatLover -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/19/2012 10:04:18 AM)
You smelled her socks and hen came... For someone who claims to be a sex god,you sure are premature.

MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/19/2012 10:11:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt quote: ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave I won her heart as soon as I opened the door. Nobody cares about that. We wanna know if you finally got your dick wet at the advanced age of 28. LOL Oh, right. I'm dealing with a pervert. Sorry. Yeah, she forced me to smell her socks and I came. Then we cuddle slept. WHAAAAT? I waited on the edge of My seat for THAT? *feeling ripped-off

LaTigresse -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/19/2012 11:10:11 AM)
And I was hoping we would get another epic 'tap tap' thread out of this. Meh...

mnottertail -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/19/2012 11:16:42 AM)
Well, for fucking dumb. How you gonna get that sound out of a thrashing nylon? You might get a light, swish, swish, swish, mayhaps. . .

LadyPact -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/19/2012 11:19:05 AM)
The things some people won't type up to get their humiliation fetish fed.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/19/2012 10:08:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact The things some people won't type up to get their humiliation fetish fed. Hmmm, good point. All righty then! No more free humiliation for you, OP! (Y'know, when we get posters like the OP I can't help but think: 'Oi! Bob! Is that you? Are you back?')

Bemyprize -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/19/2012 11:08:44 PM)
This reminds me of that time Selma Hayek knocked on the door of the penthouse I was comped at after winning millions that one time I threw 14 11's in a row at the Venetian. I would have had proof but the pics where on my brand new I-9 phone that I was working on with Steve before the aliens came and took him back. Sadly they also took my seminal work on curing cancer, and increasing male genitalia (which if you judge from my in box is pandemic of epic scale and severity). Incidentally I too have a wonderful e-book that will teach you these super things. I would let you know how to get it, but a super secret group of rabid submissives who secretly wish to take over the world (I know right who would suspect them.. but that just proves their diabolical plot to FORCE their service on the world.. interestly enough they don't have a evil laugh its more of a blushing giggle but that's another story), are keeping this wonderful book from the public. Sadly Selma after crying on my shoulder about how I was her one true love, spontaneously combusted and that same group of sinister submissives has replaced her with a stepford wife like clone. My new slave was working on the tiwtson particle which is much like the higgs particle but three times as sexy when I met her. She has super large breasts that shoot out hot chocolate from her nipples and her chochie.. literally dripps HONEY.. as soon as the FDA approves it you can see it on the shelves.. hoochie honey 100% orgasmic. I digress however, its YOUR STORY BRO.. you tell it HOW YOU WANT. I believe 100% that its your story. Your brother in eternal truth Michael...

MistressDarkArt -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 12:30:33 AM)
^^^^ I love you, Bemyprize. Will you be mine? [:D]

Bemyprize -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 12:40:19 AM)
I already was yours MistressDarkArt, in an alternate reality, I was your attentive and caring submissive. We had wonderful trips together* and I would string your violin with my own hair and wonderfully adore you and your myriad and plentiful Dommetastical talents. Alas.. you casually discarded me for a younger more viral man, who's chest hair, and I quote "allows me to play Shostakovich, with a depth and feeling I simply can't achieve with your wimpy hair". I sat for hours holding my (now bereft of hair) head in my hands, crying. Then I picked up the shattered pieces of my soul and found a wonderful Domme who played the piccolo. It was quite tragic, and in that alternate universe is still a tale of woe passed on in whispers. Yet I still remember you fondly for I do not hold a grudge. Yours in alternate reality, Michael... *(long walks on the beach..... well you would sit on me looking at the sunset while I crawled. I still remember your encourging words. Faster dear, the tide is comming in and your stopping to complain about not breathing is not helping things)

BlackSockSlave -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 6:54:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS quote: ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt quote: ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave I won her heart as soon as I opened the door. Nobody cares about that. We wanna know if you finally got your dick wet at the advanced age of 28. LOL Oh, right. I'm dealing with a pervert. Sorry. Yeah, she forced me to smell her socks and I came. Then we cuddle slept. WHAAAAT? I waited on the edge of My seat for THAT? *feeling ripped-off I'm joking. We watched cartoons and then did it.

poise -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 7:13:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave Hey, all. Sorry for lack of updates. Been super busy with my hot rich new girlfriend. I won her heart as soon as I opened the door. And I'm handsome but I don't keep up my appearance. :^) Now she wants me to move there. I gotta call U-Haul... Your math skills appear to be as lacking as your social skills. Let me help you out here. [;)] To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 4:06:01 AM Your opening post was written on Monday morning. Note the date and time above. In that post, you claim "she offered to fly down here to be with me next weekend". There are 7 days in a week, and the weekend universally starts on a Saturday. Or at best, Friday night. Follow along now. Monday = Day 1 Tuesday = Day 2 Wednesday = Day 3 Thursday = Day 4 Friday = Day 5 Saturday = Day 6 Sunday = Day 7 Your "update" came at 10/19/2012 1:02:43 AM, which is Friday morning. Still not officially the weekend. Not that I or anyone else here believed any of your story.

mnottertail -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 7:16:34 AM)
Did you stop to consider the differences in space-time continuums? Are you wearing a sock? This is atomically incorrect. Al Einstein

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 7:18:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave What you said. No video. It's not hard to worship feet. No experience necessary. LOL Not true. There are those who use just the tip of the tongue on her foot and that's it(bad). Then there are those who are great at it. They use their full tongue to lick completely from heel to toe, suck each toe in turn, nibble on the balls and arches of the feet, put their noses to the feet and breathe in the aroma, massage the feet perfectly, hug the feet to their cheeks(facial), love when the woman grabs their nose or their hair with her toes.....I could go on, but you get the picture. NBMG

Kana -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 7:24:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Did you stop to consider the differences in space-time continuums? Are you wearing a sock? This is atomically incorrect. Al Einstein Maye they went here

wnyThroatLover -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 8:07:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave I'm joking. We watched cartoons and then did it. A) Let me guess, it was that awful tentacle hentai stuff wasn't it? Because only a super genious model olympian woman would enjoy that stuff. Right? B) "Did it"? What are you...12? What grown adult that doesn't molest his bible every night says "did it"? This story may have been slightly more believable (why am I attempting to placate a troll?) If you had said you fucked like rabid wolverines in heat durring a national geographic special about the mating habbits of cape horn seals. But after reading all your drivel, I honestly believe you would then tell us that your supergenious model mistress took you down into her secret laboratory and infused your skeleton with adamantium before introducing you to the rest of the xmen. And it turns out the comics were wrong, SHE is Professor Xavier. [image]http://www.robotvsbadger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/00-x-men-cosplayers1.jpg[/image]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 8:14:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover quote: ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave I'm joking. We watched cartoons and then did it. A) Let me guess, it was that awful tentacle hentai stuff wasn't it? Because only a super genious model olympian woman would enjoy that stuff. Right? B) "Did it"? What are you...12? What grown adult that doesn't molest his bible every night says "did it"? This story may have been slightly more believable (why am I attempting to placate a troll?) If you had said you fucked like rabid wolverines in heat durring a national geographic special about the mating habbits of cape horn seals. But after reading all your drivel, I honestly believe you would then tell us that your supergenious model mistress took you down into her secret laboratory and infused your skeleton with adamantium before introducing you to the rest of the xmen. And it turns out the comics were wrong, SHE is Professor Xavier. [image]http://www.robotvsbadger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/00-x-men-cosplayers1.jpg[/image] WTF? Professor Xavier is my Mother. She's not like that. & anyway the aAdamantium is all for me.

LaTigresse -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 8:50:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bemyprize I already was yours MistressDarkArt, in an alternate reality, I was your attentive and caring submissive. We had wonderful trips together* and I would string your violin with my own hair and wonderfully adore you and your myriad and plentiful Dommetastical talents. Alas.. you casually discarded me for a younger more viral man, who's chest hair, and I quote "allows me to play Shostakovich, with a depth and feeling I simply can't achieve with your wimpy hair". I sat for hours holding my (now bereft of hair) head in my hands, crying. Then I picked up the shattered pieces of my soul and found a wonderful Domme who played the piccolo. It was quite tragic, and in that alternate universe is still a tale of woe passed on in whispers. Yet I still remember you fondly for I do not hold a grudge. Yours in alternate reality, Michael... *(long walks on the beach..... well you would sit on me looking at the sunset while I crawled. I still remember your encourging words. Faster dear, the tide is comming in and your stopping to complain about not breathing is not helping things) Whoever you are.........please stay.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 12:17:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Bemyprize I already was yours <snip> Whoever you are.........please stay. Oh my yes, I quite agree!!

Bemyprize -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/20/2012 1:36:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Bemyprize I already was yours <snip> Whoever you are.........please stay. Oh my yes, I quite agree!! Thanks, I did feel some chagrin when I realized that I was stepping into the ask a Mistress rooms; uninvited and wearing my Dom king fu-fu cape and hat. (the pains one suffers for art). As smart, attractive and confident women are simultaneously my target market and my weakness, I am quite tickled you enjoyed the post. Michael...

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