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BlackSockSlave -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/21/2012 3:42:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: poise


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ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

Hey, all. Sorry for lack of updates. Been super busy with my hot rich new girlfriend. I won her heart as soon as I opened the door.
And I'm handsome but I don't keep up my appearance. :^) Now she wants me to move there. I gotta call U-Haul...


Your math skills appear to be as lacking as your social skills. Let me help you out here. [;)]

To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 4:06:01 AM
Your opening post was written on Monday morning. Note the date and time above.
In that post, you claim "she offered to fly down here to be with me next weekend".

There are 7 days in a week, and the weekend universally starts on a Saturday. Or at best, Friday night.
Follow along now.

Monday = Day 1
Tuesday = Day 2
Wednesday = Day 3
Thursday = Day 4
Friday = Day 5
Saturday = Day 6
Sunday = Day 7

Your "update" came at 10/19/2012 1:02:43 AM, which is Friday morning. Still not officially the weekend.

Not that I or anyone else here believed any of your story.


Originally, she was supposed to come next weekend, but she said she couldn't wait and wanted to surprise me. And I was surprised.




stef -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/21/2012 3:47:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

Originally, she was supposed to come next weekend, but she said she couldn't wait and wanted to surprise me. And I was surprised.

Did she bring along all of her friends?

[image]http://www.inertdomain.com/images/cm/socktard.jpg[/image]




PrincessDonna11 -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/21/2012 8:46:34 AM)

wow up to 7 pages already.....




BurntKitty -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/21/2012 10:49:11 AM)

She's all ewe could ask for in a hot rich girlfriend.


[image]http://www.muttonbone.com/images/sheep_ani1.gif[/image]




BlackSockSlave -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/22/2012 12:20:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: stef

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ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

Originally, she was supposed to come next weekend, but she said she couldn't wait and wanted to surprise me. And I was surprised.

Did she bring along all of her friends?

[image]http://www.inertdomain.com/images/cm/socktard.jpg[/image]


Your friends aren't my friends.




mnottertail -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/22/2012 11:41:08 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C45ze70O1I




MistressDarkArt -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/22/2012 11:54:48 AM)

^^^^^

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Perfect!!




absolutchocolat -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/22/2012 11:25:06 PM)

i read through all of this and managed to keep a straight face until i clicked the youtube link. priceless.

please be another collarme classic thread. fingers crossed





pyschosubmission -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/23/2012 1:33:43 AM)

FR

Seriously? Rapey face is still going on about this?




wnyThroatLover -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/23/2012 6:08:12 AM)

He isn't rapey face anymore, he took down his stolen picture, now he is blankey face!




pyschosubmission -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/23/2012 6:10:21 AM)

He'll always have a special place in my heart as "Rapey Face"




absolutchocolat -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/24/2012 3:12:10 PM)

update, please. when's the royal wedding?




wnyThroatLover -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/25/2012 7:34:09 AM)

I think we killed the troll [:(]

...now where am I supposed to flex my snark muscle [&o]




LaTigresse -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/25/2012 7:39:15 AM)

Never fear, this site draws them like pigs to garbage.




wnyThroatLover -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/25/2012 7:50:36 AM)

Tis true...tis true.




mnottertail -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/25/2012 8:04:26 AM)

Hes probably getting the big bertha dildo reaming with a nylon sock over it, can't come to the computer,  and you guys are just jealous. 




absolutchocolat -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/25/2012 2:14:16 PM)

aww, i'm disappointed. [:'(]




JeffBC -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/25/2012 4:09:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover

I think we killed the troll [:(]

...now where am I supposed to flex my snark muscle [&o]

Which is a serious problem for you. Not to be unkind or anything because honestly your efforts were certainly credible... maybe even silver medal. But I'm afraid the gold goes to Benny for the whole alternate universe story. So yeah, you need some more flexing to bulk up those snark muscles if you want the gold next time.




wnyThroatLover -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/25/2012 4:19:23 PM)

Wait...whaaa?!?!? This was a competition and noone told me?!?!?




JeffBC -> RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. (10/25/2012 4:24:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover
Wait...whaaa?!?!? This was a competition and noone told me?!?!?

You need to go into your bulk mail and then select the "mail settings" button. Once there, unclick the checkbox next to "Upcoming internet ePeen contests" and then they'll show up in your regular cmail. Otherwise all these messages are going to keep going to your bulk mail and honestly??? who ever checks that?




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