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lilcracker -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/17/2012 6:08:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheWriter13

I'm curious what was your opinion of the book as a BDSM kinksterer and or life stylist?

Pulp! Unrealistic, in every aspect, not well written, way too much drama, she was almost grasping at straws to keep the reader interested, (I could not get through two chapters of the third book), very happy I did not buy one of them, although it seemed to sell well and was the topic of conversation in my office IMO an epic fail if her intent was to draw an audience of BDSM kinksters.

Because I read through the comments, I must say, The Story of 'O' was extremely well written. Although it was not realistic, the writing style was superb. I hated it the first time I read it, and found more interesting the second and third time I read it, because it provoked a great deal of thinking. The Beauty series, I found pure pulp...but most erotica I find pretty much in that category...and I only read the 50 series because my adult daughter read it first and begged me to read it. (Side note she was pretty much taken with the first one but found disappointment in the second and read less of the third than I did.)

In regards to the heart throb Christian Grey, well he sort of made me throw up a little bit. I think he needed to lower his viagra dosage a little bit because he was fucking Anastasia every other page and her virgin vagina I am sure was not throbbing with excitement but throbbing from over use, those two were like rabbits. But I DO understand Anastasia's eye rolling, I did a lot of that while reading the book, and I also bit my lip to keep from laughing at times. I did refuse my partner's desire to read the book, I felt he would think he might be lacking compared to Christian and I definately would not want him trying to emulate him, although have Christian's money at least for a few weeks would be kinda fun but I would not be buying $2000 undies.





Salacious40 -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/17/2012 7:15:33 PM)

All I got from the series was:

"You're so hot just the way you are. I love you. Now change."




chatterbox24 -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/17/2012 7:19:45 PM)

....SO have you changed yet? lol


[:D]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/17/2012 9:07:22 PM)

I keep telling people there is no such thing as 50 shades of gray. There are only 47 shades of gray (see chart below and count for yourself.).

If there ever were 50 shades if grey, it would probable be in the form of a trashy VANILLA romance novel that misuses minor aspects of leather BDSM to spice up the cliche sexual tripe it is filled with. Judt bait for lonely and/or horny housewives that will buy that rehashed drivel.




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Moonhead -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 2:45:22 AM)

[:D]
Maybe somebody's counting the offwhites as shades of grey?




chatterbox24 -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 5:18:20 AM)

I think there should be a 4th book called "fifty shades of black and blue"

Where Christain gets a pimple, losing his perfect looks and all his money, and takes it out on Anatasia. What do you think? LMAO




Moonhead -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 6:15:23 AM)

Zit cream costing that much doesn't sound any less credible than the rest of it, does it?
[;)]




PeonForHer -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 9:29:29 AM)

Clearly there's actually just one colour, and it's 'pantone'.

My kind of colour chart - a *man's* colour chart. [;)]




Moonhead -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 11:43:58 AM)

I'd have thought you'd be more "Fifty Shades Of Earl Grey": we're all tea drinkers over here, after all...
[:D]




PeonForHer -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 3:02:09 PM)

Do you think that if I go to America and sit in restaurants drinking cup after cup of Earl Grey I'll get to bonk with lots of American women? That could be agreeable, so long as the women in question stop chewing gum occasionally, don't talk so loudly that they perforate my eardrums and don't have really big teeth that are so white I get snow-blindness whenever they open their mouths.




LadyPact -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 3:04:33 PM)

I'm just going to get the hell out of the way of the stampede of women who will be coming to this thread soon to say that they qualify.




LaTigresse -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 5:03:41 PM)

That's okay, you will be busy helping me slice flesh with leather!

I've been smiling at the pictures my imagination created earlier, all afternoon/evening.




Anam2x0 -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 6:14:27 PM)

I'm not a very experienced kinkster, but I am a fairly experienced writer and that book is atrocious based on the writing alone. It angers me that this woman has made so much money on such crap.




kalikshama -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 7:00:36 PM)

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Do you think that if I go to America and sit in restaurants drinking cup after cup of Earl Grey I'll get to bonk with lots of American women?


At most American restaurants, if you want Earl Grey, you best have brought it along.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 7:11:31 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I keep telling people there is no such thing as 50 shades of gray. There are only 47 shades of gray (see chart below and count for yourself.).

If there ever were 50 shades if grey, it would probable be in the form of a trashy VANILLA romance novel that misuses minor aspects of leather BDSM to spice up the cliche sexual tripe it is filled with. Judt bait for lonely and/or horny housewives that will buy that rehashed drivel.




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RS, may I steal that color chart and put it on my FL profile?




cloudboy -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 8:37:06 PM)

I just wanted to say "Thank You" to all the responders who read the book/books and posted informed, personal comments.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/18/2012 11:48:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I keep telling people there is no such thing as 50 shades of gray. There are only 47 shades of gray (see chart below and count for yourself.).

If there ever were 50 shades if grey, it would probable be in the form of a trashy VANILLA romance novel that misuses minor aspects of leather BDSM to spice up the cliche sexual tripe it is filled with. Judt bait for lonely and/or horny housewives that will buy that rehashed drivel.




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RS, may I steal that color chart and put it on my FL profile?

As someone noted, it is a Pantone color chart. But I doubt you will have a copyright problem. LOL

[:)]




Moonhead -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (10/19/2012 4:54:26 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Anam2x0

I'm not a very experienced kinkster, but I am a fairly experienced writer and that book is atrocious based on the writing alone. It angers me that this woman has made so much money on such crap.

Sadly, that's a given. If you've been writing a while, one of the first things you realise is that quality isn't necessarily rewarded. JK Rowling is a best seller and E Nesbitt is out of print...




JDEmpath -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (11/23/2012 11:24:17 AM)

I just finished the first book. I do not intend to read the sequels.

Here is my lengthy review (do not read unless you want both spoliers and to have your judgment colored by mine)

http://www.collarme.com/journal/JDEmpath





Hillwilliam -> RE: Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? (11/23/2012 11:28:04 AM)

JDE, long time no see.




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