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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/11/2012 8:23:27 PM)
One local jerk sent me a message, "hi i'm xxxx an intelligent articulate please call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX or message me at [email protected]." I told him he had not followed the instructions in my profile, to go back and supply the information I requested. Instead of doing that, he sent the above message again, then again a couple hours later, at which point I blocked him. He didn't say an intelligent, articulate what--is it sub, man, individual, or ???. And why would someone so intelligent and articulate send a one-liner with no punctuation? In his profile, he claimed to be an MBA and a CPA, which I found hard to believe.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/11/2012 8:31:24 PM)
There's another local sub who ticked me off royally a few years back and got reamed, but seems to have forgotten what he did. He sent me a message, "Ma'am, we live so close and have so much in common that I can't believe we haven't met yet." I could hardly stop laughing. The poor chap doesn't have a very good memory. He took a Domne friend of mine out to lunch. She thanked him for the lunch, but explained to him that she didn't think things would work out. A few days later, he sent her a introductory letter as if he had never met her.

dublinemma -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/11/2012 10:03:08 PM)
I get some pretty mental ones, I have other ones from this guy asking me do I have a dog etc. I'm too young and innocent to want to think about what he'd want with me and a dog :P "Hello you fucking piece of shit. I am happy a dumb fucking girl like your self can understand such things about this lifestyle, as well as very surprised. As you know you are a worthless fucking piece of meat cunt a cumrag object a fucking dog, to obey and do as she is told when, where and how I say. You will fucking obey, you dumb fucking cunt. I am seeking a new fucking whore to serve me. I know you cant hold a candle to my last slave but we will try and when you fail slut you will feel all the hot wax from that candle drip all over you trashy body, your abused and cum fill body is mine pig. Your little tiny pathetic mind is mine you have no thoughts unless I allow you to, you have no voice unless I grant it. You are a fucking warm hole, less then dog, for me to laugh at put on the street or display for others enjoyment as they point and laugh and think how they would use you. Maybe if they are lucky I will allow them, You will be used at my private parties, put up and shown as you are whipped, flogged and played with, not allowed to cum. That is a small taste of what you will see. You will feel the strong strike of my hand on ur soft cheek, over ur body how and where I see fit. You will be slap for no reason as well as punished harshly for misbehavior. You will be my pet, lucky if I let you sleep with a blanket in cage, you will look at my German Shepard and wish you had it as good as him. As you hope and pray you please me enough to allow you some enjoyment. I expect a message back cunt, tell me if you have yahoo.....we will be speaking there to start. Do not take long in your response, you worthless Fuckpig cumrag cunt."

absolutchocolat -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/11/2012 10:04:57 PM)
LOL. what a charmer. [8\|]

dublinemma -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/11/2012 10:16:22 PM)
I know right, shocking that someone hasn't snatched him up already!

ScarletKissesx -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 8:08:14 AM)
Dang, I'd like to hit that guy over the head with a hurley and show him who's really the bitch :D i got 'what do I have to do for you to use me as a toilet and cum sucking bitch for your male clients' this morning, first day back properly, such a lovely visual was put in my head. Vomits

Duskypearls -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 8:16:33 AM)
YIKES!

OsideGirl -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 8:44:49 AM)
I would report him for excessive vulgarity.....

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 1:01:57 PM)
The silver tongued Casanova.

searching4mysir -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 1:57:08 PM)
FR Got this one recently (it made me giggle): quote: Thanks for looking but I am only looking for dominat women thanks anyway.. I dont know why a submissive would look at another submissive.. I wouldn't..

OsideGirl -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 2:26:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir FR Got this one recently (it made me giggle): quote: Thanks for looking but I am only looking for dominat women thanks anyway.. I dont know why a submissive would look at another submissive.. I wouldn't.. I bet I know who that one is from.

absolutchocolat -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 3:20:37 PM)
i'm pretty sure we all do [:D]

Kana -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 5:32:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dublinemma I get some pretty mental ones, I have other ones from this guy asking me do I have a dog etc. I'm too young and innocent to want to think about what he'd want with me and a dog :P "Hello you fucking piece of shit. I am happy a dumb fucking girl like your self can understand such things about this lifestyle, as well as very surprised. As you know you are a worthless fucking piece of meat cunt a cumrag object a fucking dog, to obey and do as she is told when, where and how I say. You will fucking obey, you dumb fucking cunt. I am seeking a new fucking whore to serve me. I know you cant hold a candle to my last slave but we will try and when you fail slut you will feel all the hot wax from that candle drip all over you trashy body, your abused and cum fill body is mine pig. Your little tiny pathetic mind is mine you have no thoughts unless I allow you to, you have no voice unless I grant it. You are a fucking warm hole, less then dog, for me to laugh at put on the street or display for others enjoyment as they point and laugh and think how they would use you. Maybe if they are lucky I will allow them, You will be used at my private parties, put up and shown as you are whipped, flogged and played with, not allowed to cum. That is a small taste of what you will see. You will feel the strong strike of my hand on ur soft cheek, over ur body how and where I see fit. You will be slap for no reason as well as punished harshly for misbehavior. You will be my pet, lucky if I let you sleep with a blanket in cage, you will look at my German Shepard and wish you had it as good as him. As you hope and pray you please me enough to allow you some enjoyment. I expect a message back cunt, tell me if you have yahoo.....we will be speaking there to start. Do not take long in your response, you worthless Fuckpig cumrag cunt." And who says romance is dead?

littlewonder -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 8:28:35 PM)
I had an email out of the blue from some guy saying that I am just a dumb slut and a stupid redneck. Master wrote back with my response, "And you're 48 going on 14. Wheeeeeeeew, scary man calling strangers names on the interwebz". I just went to see if he read it yet. Nope....deleted unread. Aaawww, I guess he was afraid to open it. Poor boy. [8\|]

tazzygirl -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 9:13:28 PM)
Oh he read it [;)] That hover function is quickly known to the trolling masses.

DesFIP -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 9:14:09 PM)
Baltimore is below the Mason-Dixon line, perhaps that's why he thinks you're a redneck.

littlewonder -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/12/2012 11:12:12 PM)
heh... I'm not originally from here. I'm a hick, not a redneck. [8D]

joybaby -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 10:49:28 AM)
i just got one from another charmer this morning. It just said, would you piss all over me? i ignored that one, so 12 minutes later, he wrote "hello, dear.". I asked him why he would ask me that and then say hello. All he replied was, well, would you?

theRose4U -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 12:29:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir FR Got this one recently (it made me giggle): quote: Thanks for looking but I am only looking for dominat women thanks anyway.. I dont know why a submissive would look at another submissive.. I wouldn't.. I bet I know who that one is from. I'm thinking the same one that said "I saw you looked at my profile, I know you like what you see so why not be a "real" dominant & take control" umm he's like 60 dim from the east coast...my profile clearly says local CO submissive. I think he got offended when I told him I look at profiles in forums & will use them to get to the other side & check email. Boo hoo ETA apparently he got butt hurt because he's not looking for a mistress & this place is full of idiots, he doesn't do idots...so what exacly is someone hitting on someone that says LOCAL ONLY?

MstSebastian -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 12:38:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dublinemma I get some pretty mental ones, I have other ones from this guy asking me do I have a dog etc. I'm too young and innocent to want to think about what he'd want with me and a dog :P "Hello you fucking piece of shit. I am happy a dumb fucking girl like your self can understand such things about this lifestyle, as well as very surprised. As you know you are a worthless fucking piece of meat cunt a cumrag object a fucking dog, to obey and do as she is told when, where and how I say. You will fucking obey, you dumb fucking cunt. I am seeking a new fucking whore to serve me. I know you cant hold a candle to my last slave but we will try and when you fail slut you will feel all the hot wax from that candle drip all over you trashy body, your abused and cum fill body is mine pig. Your little tiny pathetic mind is mine you have no thoughts unless I allow you to, you have no voice unless I grant it. You are a fucking warm hole, less then dog, for me to laugh at put on the street or display for others enjoyment as they point and laugh and think how they would use you. Maybe if they are lucky I will allow them, You will be used at my private parties, put up and shown as you are whipped, flogged and played with, not allowed to cum. That is a small taste of what you will see. You will feel the strong strike of my hand on ur soft cheek, over ur body how and where I see fit. You will be slap for no reason as well as punished harshly for misbehavior. You will be my pet, lucky if I let you sleep with a blanket in cage, you will look at my German Shepard and wish you had it as good as him. As you hope and pray you please me enough to allow you some enjoyment. I expect a message back cunt, tell me if you have yahoo.....we will be speaking there to start. Do not take long in your response, you worthless Fuckpig cumrag cunt." Oh dear lord! I would love, for just 5 minutes, to talk to him. I want to know what mental disorder he has that makes him think that this tactic is going to work. What woman, in their right mind, would read that and think "Oh, yay, an asshole who sees me as less important than an inanimate object wants to abuse me. Where can I sign up?" If that tactic has ever worked for him, I feel sorry for the woman it worked on.

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