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blacksword404 -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 1:47:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MstSebastian


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ORIGINAL: dublinemma

I get some pretty mental ones, I have other ones from this guy asking me do I have a dog etc. I'm too young and innocent to want to think about what he'd want with me and a dog :P


"Hello you fucking piece of shit. I am happy a dumb fucking girl like your self can understand such things about this lifestyle, as well as very surprised. As you know you are a worthless fucking piece of meat cunt a cumrag object a fucking dog, to obey and do as she is told when, where and how I say. You will fucking obey, you dumb fucking cunt. I am seeking a new fucking whore to serve me. I know you cant hold a candle to my last slave but we will try and when you fail slut you will feel all the hot wax from that candle drip all over you trashy body, your abused and cum fill body is mine pig. Your little tiny pathetic mind is mine you have no thoughts unless I allow you to, you have no voice unless I grant it. You are a fucking warm hole, less then dog, for me to laugh at put on the street or display for others enjoyment as they point and laugh and think how they would use you. Maybe if they are lucky I will allow them, You will be used at my private parties, put up and shown as you are whipped, flogged and played with, not allowed to cum. That is a small taste of what you will see. You will feel the strong strike of my hand on ur soft cheek, over ur body how and where I see fit. You will be slap for no reason as well as punished harshly for misbehavior. You will be my pet, lucky if I let you sleep with a blanket in cage, you will look at my German Shepard and wish you had it as good as him. As you hope and pray you please me enough to allow you some enjoyment. I expect a message back cunt, tell me if you have yahoo.....we will be speaking there to start. Do not take long in your response, you worthless Fuckpig cumrag cunt."

Oh dear lord! I would love, for just 5 minutes, to talk to him. I want to know what mental disorder he has that makes him think that this tactic is going to work. What woman, in their right mind, would read that and think "Oh, yay, an asshole who sees me as less important than an inanimate object wants to abuse me. Where can I sign up?"

If that tactic has ever worked for him, I feel sorry for the woman it worked on.


You haven't looked at some of the womens profile on the other side have you? Some of them don't take to kindly to sane men. If you aren't punching them in the face or shoving your feet up in their ass sideways, well you just aren't dom enough for them. Some of the profiles are funny as hell.




TieMeInKnottss -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 4:14:57 PM)

I must say I am a little jealous...(other than the K-9 guy) I don't get many freaky messages and NO ONE has tried to scam me! boy, I obviously need to re-write my profile.... The worst I get is a lot of men who are claiming to be relocating to MD.(sniff,sniff) and the guy who claimed to weigh 68lbs.




MstSebastian -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 5:06:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: blacksword404

You haven't looked at some of the womens profile on the other side have you? Some of them don't take to kindly to sane men. If you aren't punching them in the face or shoving your feet up in their ass sideways, well you just aren't dom enough for them. Some of the profiles are funny as hell.

Yeah, I've seen some insane sub men as well. It takes all kinds I guess.




blacksword404 -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 5:30:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

I must say I am a little jealous...(other than the K-9 guy) I don't get many freaky messages and NO ONE has tried to scam me! boy,


No scammers? I'll get right on it. You been missing out.




Toysinbabeland -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 5:37:01 PM)

I win,i win.... Had someone write to tell me to poop in their mouth.




littlewonder -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 6:28:49 PM)

I had one yesterday from a guy who told me that I should free myself from Master.

Master wrote back to him basically bitching him out for being tasteless and rude.






Kana -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 6:43:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

I had one yesterday from a guy who told me that I should free myself from Master.

Master wrote back to him basically bitching him out for being tasteless and rude.




That was fun. Told him I think poachers suck, then asked why and how he could ever trust a slave who jettisoned one relationship to be immediately in another.
Sometimes these guys, it's like shooting fish in a teacup




theRose4U -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 9:02:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

I must say I am a little jealous...(other than the K-9 guy) I don't get many freaky messages and NO ONE has tried to scam me! boy, I obviously need to re-write my profile.... The worst I get is a lot of men who are claiming to be relocating to MD.(sniff,sniff) and the guy who claimed to weigh 68lbs.

They probably WERE planning to, republicans are a notoriously kinky lot.




VioletGray -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 9:22:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: autumnember

lol i have gotten mail from slave girls stuck in nigeria and if i help them out they will forever be my slave



Yeah, turns out they're being held captive by this Nigerian Prince who will share his fortune with you if you give him access to your bank account..




fetisheden -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/18/2012 10:05:09 PM)

dont knock it until you try it....



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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

I win,i win.... Had someone write to tell me to poop in their mouth.






dublinemma -> RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side (11/21/2012 9:34:05 AM)

Can anyone guess who I got this from :P


"There is no "lifestyle" and everything you read about on this site is fake, honey. Except for my profile, that is. The reason it's fake is that girls like you are scared shitless of meeting people in real life, so you just sit here online for ages twiddling your thumbs and doing who the fuck knows what, while hundreds of guys message you hoping that you'll be the one exception who isn't a total pussy and who will actually meet with them in real life so they can give their dicks some action...but alas, you won't be that exception."




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