LookieNoNookie
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ORIGINAL: ElizabethAnne I didn't bring up Red Cross - I don't give a flying fuck who distributes what was collected; Point is, it was collected for those in need, and I am sure someone will be grateful. Not if it's from a Republican (they're Satan's spawn....I may have mentioned that before). I know it says in the Bible that eating the apple (distrusting God) was the first sin....but that's actually a misprint...actually more an omission for space (the original publisher felt Genesis was running a few pages long)....Eve (a Democrat, did as Democrats do and) told Adam to eat the apple....Adam, having no political persuasion of any kind, ate the apple, got his ass kicked by God and said "fuck this...I don't need this shit....next time I vote, I'm voting Republican!", ergo, the first sin was not in fact eating the apple but....becoming a Republican. My guess is, many of those cans contain apple, or apple like products, proving all the more that Romney, by slightly circuitous routing, is therefore, ergo sum, Satan's spawn.
< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 10/30/2012 7:37:39 PM >
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