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kittinSol -> I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 10:14:31 AM)
I have been a member of collarme.com for well over a year. I have recently graduated from my cone to three ying/yang style discs with the appellation 'newbie'. I stomp my foot at this. I want the handcuffs, damnit! It's not because I talk little that I know less! This is the deal: who's willing to sell me a couple of those nifty looking handcuffs? I await, people, with baited breath, and remain your eternal servant blah blah blah.

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 10:37:31 AM)
LOL! well its easy, come play with us...you will rack up so many posts just by playing the silly games here. here is a brief over view: the PC game: mentally challenging and really fun the person beneath me game: easy true or false game to help you meet the folks here the really bad advice (warning dont play if you dont want your key bord splatted by laughing while drinking) the association game, the name game and the food and movie games are no brainers the sooooooooooooooooo pbm game is for exploring the folks here in a fun way the trivia game is great for really interesting useless info and the all complaints go here is great place to whine and dont forget our local dear Abby's for any personal problems, Loki and demon....

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 10:45:02 AM)
Yeah yeah yeah, thanks for all the good advice! But I want them now. I see you have four pairs (of handcuffs)!!!. Wanna do a deal, aye aye aye? (Who are Loki and the others?) Okay I'll play the games. Where's the casino? I like felines meow.

mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 10:47:15 AM)
I will trade a paddle of posts for an hour of pleasure with you. That should get you some handcuffs.

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 10:49:01 AM)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'm good value, but I'm not THAT cheap! This isn't a South East Asian bazaar, darling! Gawd. And wink.

mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 10:51:03 AM)
OK, we have established what you are (much to my everlasting enthrallment), we are now negotiating price. LOL, Ron

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 10:51:51 AM)
[image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/8star.gif[/image] ok you can buy em.....but i may just use one of the pairs to lock you to the complaints room!!! INVOICE: 2 pairs of slightly worn, well earned hand cuffs....................650372.00 dollars.

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 10:56:05 AM)
I only want snappable lockable metalic restraints. Actually I only want the image of the them! For forkssake. You are terribly mistaken, I made a self-deprecating joke and you took advantage of it. Terribly bad play. You may go and sit on the naughty chair until further notice.

mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 10:56:52 AM)
LOLOL ct. the look on kittinsol 's signature block?..............priceless.

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:02:01 AM)
Tigress, the thought of you locking the kittin up anywhere was enough to induce a dizzying intoxication to her little cat brain. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! As for the two pairs of slightly worn cuffs... sorry can't afford your price, however fair it may be. But something tells me mnottertail is loaded with cash. Perhaps I will work him until he submits to my (wild, I accept this) desire to own a pair of those frigging handcuffs.

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:04:11 AM)
You mean the italic font is priceless? Is it because it makes it look like a real quote? I am so glad you saw the joke there. Perhaps you have earned yourself a couple of hours' grace from the naughty chair.

mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:05:25 AM)
I would give you everything, or at least share it with you, but you would have to be from Ghana or Nigeria. Those are the only ones that contact me anymore......... LOLOLOL. C'est tout alor. Ron

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:10:14 AM)
I believe grammar and spelling correction belongs elsewhere but I couldn't help it. The correct spelling is 'alors', with an 'sssssssssssssss', as in hissssssssssssssss. Example: 'The cat hissed as the 's' was missing.' :-)

mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:13:48 AM)
I do stand corrected, french is not my first language, in fact I don't know that I have a first language. You, on the other hand just drip french........ That's kinda yummy, yanno. Ron

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:14:46 AM)
well kitty...i just cant go any lower or my kids wont get through colledge....(well dog really, i dont have kids, but dogs take longer to graduate colledge on the account that they are dogs and all) sooooooooo where does that leave us....I could be coersed in to a trade...that is a fine mohogany wood naughty chair and just the idea of it twitters me quite abit...how about you tell me about it....and ill think about a trade.....

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:18:53 AM)
Ron i just happen to be from Nigeria....and dont tell any one but I am actually a Princess! and keep this under your hat too, I am trying to leave here with all my jewels tucked in to my cunt....buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut sadly I cant leave.....there are metal detectors.....and big scary men manning them at the air port...but i will happily share my jewels with you if you send me some money to bribe them with...say 20k....?

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:24:05 AM)
What can I say, it's a naughty chair. You may sit on it, hands flat on your lap, and NO MOVING! Or, more kinkily, kneel over the back of the chair. How far over it you go depends on how bad (or good, it's all a bit confusing, isn't it?) you've been. On the other hand, it is always possible to trade the other way around and I'll go over the naughty chair. Or sit on it. Clears her throat very discreetly.

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:25:44 AM)
'Drip French'. Okkkkkkkkay. I may drip Frog but I drip Brit too. I'm schizo that way: that's what happens when one was born on a boat on the Channel. Signed: the two passported one.

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:33:00 AM)
Yes you being on it .....AND dripping french......has to be part of the deal....so, that being said....how bendable are you????and how naughty have you been...i am afraid i will need details to be able to fully consider your aquistion of my hard earned slightly used hand cuffs! And i am hoping Ron will volunteer one of his slightly used hard earned paddels for a more in depth inquiry of your naughtness....

MasterRenegade77 -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 11:35:50 AM)
Keep Typing you'll get the handcuffs sooon enough!!!

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