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YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 10:39:52 AM   
Notsweet


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Status: offline 		I can't explain what he did to me, but he was mean and cruel to me and now I will never be able to use a dildo again until someone sends me a big ol' jug o' mind bleach. And I am officially removing him from the hot fantasy line-up that I was having about him every night in the shower and relegating him to the hot fantasy that I have about him while I am brushing my teeth in the morning. That is all.
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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 10:49:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Kick your current dildo to the curb, get a different one and name it Jabba the Hutt.

Fantasize about that.



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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 10:51:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		That would be better than the name he gave it.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 10:55:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, as a name, Yachtie is sort of innocuous to me, but it may hold some dastardly meaning for you.

Me, I call my real tool the sealclubber, never named an inatimate object like a dildo before.



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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 10:56:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		He didn't name it Yachtie.

It didn't have a name before. And now...now it's just ruined forever.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 10:58:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, don't let him name the MacGuffy sisters then, if it is an -- out; out damn spot situation. You're gonna want them as long as you can.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 10:59:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		well you can think of me when you do it... i mean .. really
i may die any time soon

no ... i am not ill.. or sick .. i just live in a war zone , but i would feel nice to have some female think of me when she do it ..


there i am playing that card

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 11:23:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		It's awful of you to play that card, true. nd as tempting as it is...if you knew what I look like next to what you look like....well, you'd throw away your hand.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 11:33:10 AM   
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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 11:35:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		well, i would not do that.. i am a gentelman..

on the other hand i am a "F.C.W" & i take what wanking material i can get my hand on ..


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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 11:37:45 AM   
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i would feel nice to have some female think of me when she do it ..


Ok, next time's for you

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 11:38:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, that's nice of you, but I'm hardly wanking material. In fact, I'm more libido-reducing than what Yachtie called my dildo.

And by the way, I have no idea whether he's mean and cruel or not. I just know I had a crush on him, and he ruined my dildo by suggesting a name.

But then, what do I know?

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 11:40:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

Ok, next time's for you


yaaaaaay....

alone right...?
when you do it alone?

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 11:53:25 AM   
ashjor911


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Status: offline 		the offer still open when ever you need some one to wank over some pics .. i am your guy



hey Yachtie can you share that popcorn please

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 11:58:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ashjor911

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

Ok, next time's for you


yaaaaaay....

alone right...?
when you do it alone?


Yes, alone. Last time I was with someone I almost called him my ex husband's name, which also happens to be my downstairs neighbor's name

I can't imagine what he would think if I said "Ashjor" lol.


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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 12:00:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh please!!!
After half the names I've heard for penises or dildos it can't be THAT bad!!
Disco stick
Hop on pop
Fudgecicle
Lest we forget mnotters jaba the hut
Pedro
Mr mushroom head
Motion of the ocean
BOB (battery operated boyfriend)
My personal fave: purple headed yogurt slinger!

< Message edited by theRose4U -- 1/22/2013 12:01:44 PM >

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 12:01:54 PM   
Yachtie


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ORIGINAL: ashjor911

the offer still open when ever you need some one to wank over some pics .. i am your guy



hey Yachtie can you share that popcorn please



Sure. Here. Needs more butter.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 12:02:16 PM   
hlen5


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Status: offline 		Let me add one - a one eyed trouser mouse.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 12:05:22 PM   
ashjor911


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama
I can't imagine what he would think if I said "Ashjor" lol.


oh yeah .. well you can say ash which is short for ashley


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ORIGINAL: theRose4U

Oh please!!!
After half the names I've heard for penises or dildos it can't be THAT bad!!
Disco stick
Hop on pop
Fudgecicle
Lest we forget mnotters jaba the hut
Pedro
Mr mushroom head
Motion of the ocean
BOB (battery operated boyfriend)
My personal fave: purple headed yogurt slinger!


well i call it my WMD

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 12:07:55 PM   
DomYngBlk


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Status: offline 		I am stunned that anyone thinks of him in that way.....

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