jlf1961 -> RE: Conspiracy Theories - HOW TO DEBUNK ANYTHING (2/24/2013 5:31:42 AM)
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Oh please, the government is, or part of the government was, behind... The JFK assassination, FEMA detention centers, faked moon landing, hiding the truth about Roswell, New Coke, chicken and waffle potato chips, reality tv (an effort to control the masses through mindless tv programing,) supporting the alien house cat invasion and take over of the planet, the exploration of women by the NFL (cheerleaders,) and of course the coverup of the fact that President Obama was not born in this country, or even on this planet, he is an alien in league with the house cats, and of course the death of superman in the comics, not to mention substandard porn that consists of one mindless sex act after another with no plot line whatsoever. OF course there is the following to consider, Al Qaeda is a CIA cover for covert operations against the US, and the free world. The Free Masons are behind 9/11 and the current economic down turn, Goldman Sachs is trying to corner the banking industry market of venture capital for companies who market fresh bovine produced all natural fertilizer... Finally The heretic and I are agents of the NWO and Illuminati in charge of monitoring the online BDSM community, spreading disinformation concerning the activities of both political parties, and making a list of conspiracy theorists who have gotten too close to the truth and need to be rounded up and put in reeducation camps to become mindless minions of the Conch Republic spreading the good news about the coming of the one true god, Bob, and his prophet Dora the Explorer. Have I missed anything?
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