Duskypearls
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Well on the subject of remakes, the people behind the remake of "True Grit" have a special place in hell reserved for them... You do not remake a John Wayne classic. Then of course you have the remake of "the day the earth stood still." A slow death on spit over a slow fire would not be torture enough for that travesty. Lets not forget the Tom Cruise version of War of the Worlds. The exercise machines used by the Spanish Inquisition would be perfect for that group to have a spa treatment. The Nightmare on Elm street remakes sucked, as did the Halloween remakes... Basically, anyone that does a remake takes the original script, runs it through a paper shredder a few times, then hires some hack to rewrite the damn thing. You do not remake a classic. If it aint one of the deadly sins, it should be, as well as a capital offense under federal law, and a crime against humanity. If you want a remake done, at least have the decency to allow the generations that saw the original to die off first so we do not have to see tv ads detailing how bad a butcher job was done on a movie they actually enjoyed. Besides, honestly, who could replace Yul Brenner, Charles Bronson, John Wayne, Bogart, Bacall, and all those actual movie stars and do the original justice? Thus speaketh the Grouchy old movie fan with over a thousand classic movies on his hard drives. Truth be told, Jeff, the True Grit remake is one of the few (can't think of any others) I thought was better than the original. I hope you, and God, can forgive me for saying that, as it sounds like you're a die-hard John Wayne fan. No offense intended! No, I am not a die hard John Wayne fan... I just have all the movies that have ever been released on video in my collection... and I cried when he died. So in reference to your sacrilege, may you be spanked until you cant sit down for a week.... Like that's going to break my heart.....NOT! That's more like incentive!
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