Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man?

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Baroana -> Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:42:20 PM)
If so, what?

Politesub53 -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:43:50 PM)
That he cant afford a razor. [8D]

Baroana -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:49:47 PM)
I dunno... maybe a four inch long goatee isn't so unreasonable, if some ladies are into it?

PeonForHer -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:50:12 PM)
Anyone with a beard is almost certainly a closet gay, Baroana. I hope that helps.

Level -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:51:50 PM)
[image]http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-beard-weird-circle.jpg[/image] Beards: you're doing it wrong.

Baroana -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:51:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Anyone with a beard is almost certainly a closet gay, Baroana. I hope that helps. SANTA????????????????

PeonForHer -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:52:25 PM)
No woman, ever, has been into men with goatees. I've no idea why men sometimes grow these. It baffles me. The worst of all tonsorial moves, if you ask me.

TheHeretic -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:54:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 That he cant afford a razor. [8D] Or that he just doesn't like having to use one every day. [:D] What my first beard had to say about me was that I liked keeping my face warm in the winter, and it kept coming out and saying that every year for a long time.

PeonForHer -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:54:14 PM)
Yes, Santa included. I've seen him advertising as a 'male dominant' on many profiles on this site. What more proof do you need?

Level -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:55:39 PM)
[image]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oPKeYs5kw3A/UM-DVJs1ODI/AAAAAAAAMH4/UzRPohC_rA4/s1600/gay-saxaphone-santa.jpg[/image] I've had a goatee for years glares at peon

Baroana -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:56:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Yes, Santa included. I've seen him advertising as a 'male dominant' on many profiles on this site. What more proof do you need? Why you looking for a male dominant, pee? You have a beard?

tommonymous -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:56:31 PM)
I've always understood that more facial hair implied inherent scratchiness during long (Or short, I suppose. But no one wants to hear about things that are short.) makeout sessions and oral sex. Since we're on the topic of implications of easily-seen physical features: Harvard Medical School (Now that I think about it, I'm really not certain at all that it was them. Maybe it was the British? Or the Dutch?) did a study correlating increased penis length to having a ring finger longer than the index finger on the same hand. I'm guessing they're using only people with complete digits...No one likes a cheater. [;)]

UllrsIshtar -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:56:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer No woman, ever, has been into men with goatees. I've no idea why men sometimes grow these. It baffles me. The worst of all tonsorial moves, if you ask me. Euhm... I am into goatees. In fact, one of the reason I was attracted to my husband's profile pictures when we met is because he had a goatee in his main pic. He since shaved it off (after marrying me [8\|]) but I'd totally want him to grow it back.

PeonForHer -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:57:16 PM)
Well, you should get rid of it, unless you are a professional magician or a Grand Vizier in some middle eastern country.

PeonForHer -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:58:23 PM)
quote: Euhm... I am into goatees. Don't be ridiculous. Of course you're not. You're only saying that because he might be reading.

Baroana -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:58:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer No woman, ever, has been into men with goatees. I've no idea why men sometimes grow these. It baffles me. The worst of all tonsorial moves, if you ask me. Not my thing..... but I'm trying not to be overly judgy. When a guy sends me a photo showing mutton chops and a goatee on steroids, I have a horrible urge to yell "HOW DARE YOU access the internet???????????????"

Politesub53 -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 4:58:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Baroana I dunno... maybe a four inch long goatee isn't so unreasonable, if some ladies are into it? I dont have a long goatee but I do have a large wallpapering brush, if it helps. [:)]

PeonForHer -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 5:00:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Baroana Why you looking for a male dominant, pee? You have a beard? Whatever gave you the idea that I was after a male dominant, Wheelbaro?

Baroana -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 5:01:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: Baroana Why you looking for a male dominant, pee? You have a beard? Whatever gave you the idea that I was after a male dominant, Wheelbaro? That you're perving male profiles!

Level -> RE: Does having a lot of facial hair "say something" abut a man? (4/6/2013 5:02:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Well, you should get rid of it, unless you are a professional magician or a Grand Vizier in some middle eastern country. Or a villain that likes tying damsels to railroad tracks...

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