So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing.....

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LookieNoNookie -> So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 3:39:31 PM)
1) Chics are crazy. 2) They demand weird shit. 3) They smell awesome! 4) They're fluffy. 5) They're fucking crazy!

Level -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 3:57:24 PM)
Hang on, I'm writing this down... [8D]

jlf1961 -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:02:00 PM)
There are three rules that apply to relationships between men and women, regardless of who is the Dom or Domme and sub or slave. These are unbreakable laws, just like the laws of physics. 1. Women are always right. 2. Men are always wrong. 3. If the woman is wrong see rule one.

Darkfeather -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:05:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie 1) Chics are crazy. 2) They demand weird shit. 3) They smell awesome! 4) They're fluffy. 5) They're fucking crazy! Dude, you didn't read the manual that came with??

JstAnotherSub -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:07:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie 1) Chics are crazy. 2) They demand weird shit. 3) They smell awesome! 4) They're fluffy. 5) They're fucking crazy! Reading this, I wish I was a d, instead of an s. But, I wouldn't wanna look like Pamela. [:D]

MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:08:23 PM)
You tried to understand a woman? Rookie mistake.

girlandherDaddy -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:09:16 PM)
You guys are funny... I have just one question. What the hell is fluffy?

Level -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:16:57 PM)
Fluffy.... soft, curvy...

girlandherDaddy -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:21:57 PM)
Thank you for clarifying that for me. i will admit, i took off my clothes and looked in the mirror and asked myself what could be fluffy besides my butt. Now i get it.

LafayetteLady -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:47:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie 1) Chics are crazy. Of course we are. Keep in mind, men are the ones that made us this way! quote: 2) They demand weird shit. Yea, we want very weird shit. Put the toilet seat down when you are through (and please improve your aim), pick your clothes up off the floor and for God's sake, when you use the last of the fucking toilet paper, put a new damn roll on! quote: 3) They smell awesome! We are trying to show you that soap and water can do wonders. quote: 4) They're fluffy. Yes, and some of us are fluffier than others, lol. quote: 5) They're fucking crazy! See #1

LookieNoNookie -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:55:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Hang on, I'm writing this down... [8D] I actually have a 9 page doc on this....$39.95.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 4:57:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie 1) Chics are crazy. Of course we are. Keep in mind, men are the ones that made us this way! quote: 2) They demand weird shit. Yea, we want very weird shit. Put the toilet seat down when you are through (and please improve your aim), pick your clothes up off the floor and for God's sake, when you use the last of the fucking toilet paper, put a new damn roll on! quote: 3) They smell awesome! We are trying to show you that soap and water can do wonders. quote: 4) They're fluffy. Yes, and some of us are fluffier than others, lol. quote: 5) They're fucking crazy! See #1 Hmmmmmmmm

DomKen -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 5:12:38 PM)
I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;)

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 5:14:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) Do women really ask that question? I thought it was an urban myth.

MasterCaneman -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 5:16:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) There is no answer to that. There never will be. The only solution is to flee or curl up in the fetal position until they change the subject.

DomKen -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 5:18:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) There is no answer to that. There never will be. The only solution is to flee or curl up in the fetal position until they change the subject. It's awfully hard to be all domly when curled up in a fetal position.

jlf1961 -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 5:23:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) Do women really ask that question? I thought it was an urban myth. Yes they do. They also ask questions at very stupid times of the day or night. At 3AM- "Do you love me?" At 310AM- "Why" Anytime during the day without warning- "Do you think <insert female friend name> is sexy?" Or they get upset at the stupidist of things that may have happened days, weeks or even months in the past and just now bring it up. Whoever came up with the Stepford wives had a good idea, now if science will make it happen....

TheHeretic -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 6:15:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie 1) Chics are crazy. 2) They demand weird shit. 3) They smell awesome! 4) They're fluffy. 5) They're fucking crazy! Some women are crazier than others. Unfortunately, the crazier ones are also better in the sack.

LafayetteLady -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 9:14:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) To you and every other man here. There most certainly is a correct answer, and since those who are saying there isn't happen to be guys I like (in a friendly kind of way), I will tell you. "honey, does this outfit make me look fat?" "darling, you are as beautiful as the day I fell in love with you." Note the important thing you have done. You have NOT really answered the question, so nothing to fight about. You should have successfully diffused the situation by reminding her that no matter how she looks (without saying, "damn, girl when did your ass get so big?"), you love her. The last part of that sentence (as the day....) kind of says no, so you should be safe. Keep in mind, its very rare when a woman asks that question, she wants the truth. What she does want is for you to tell her she is beautiful and that you love her and only have eyes for her. This is obviously only for the monogamous people. I haven't a clue about the poly folks although I assume it is the same except for the eyes part. Anything else you want to know about women? We aren't that difficult to decipher. You just have to use the right kind of logic.

masmiss -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 9:33:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) Do women really ask that question? I thought it was an urban myth. Yes they do. They also ask questions at very stupid times of the day or night. At 3AM- "Do you love me?" At 310AM- "Why" Anytime during the day without warning- "Do you think <insert female friend name> is sexy?" Or they get upset at the stupidist of things that may have happened days, weeks or even months in the past and just now bring it up. Whoever came up with the Stepford wives had a good idea, now if science will make it happen.... Find smart, secure women with good self-esteem. Problem solved. [:D]

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